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remember that time we elected a butt our mayor?

Farted by patriotclock, September 19, 2014, 01:35:07 PM

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patriotclock

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?103749-VOTE-FOR-MAYOR&highlight=mayor

its been a year so start nominating people/things/butts for mayor

ill make a poll in a few days and then we vote and stuff.

a butt is automatically nominated as a butt is the incumbent

Thor

Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

RobClock



BilliardBall10

our mayor has cellulite!

it's true, power corrupts people

i nominate myself for new mayor

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

I hereby nominate myself for the reasons listed at my campaign site: http://pcat.cc/campaign



PS I second Rob's nomination of Rob

PPS http://pcat.cc/rob4mayonnaise

Topcatyo

I submit a Take 5 candy bar as my nomination for mayor of the Clock Crew

patriotclock


miracle fruit


MelloYelloClock

NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

BilliardBall10

apart from nominating myself, i also nominate mr. brian blessed.

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dont you wanna hear him roar the ''strawberry clock is the king of the portal''?!

i want it.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

BilliardBall10

apart from nominating myself, i also nominate mr. brian blessed.

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dont you wanna hear him roar the ''strawberry clock is the king of the portal''?!

i want it.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AnkhClock

I demand that all candidates hold a series of debates so that I can get their stances of a variety of issues.



PhantomCatClock

Everything is wrong but don't feel bad for doing any of it

BB13Clock

I elect my butt. It poops more than the mayor's butt. What kind of mayor does not have a bowel movement and prides himself on his butt? Some bullshit. Y'all know where I can get some PCP. I wouldn't ask normally but I've been jonesin' since somebody told me you could mix it in 151, shoot it up in your cock, and fuck whores in the ass all night while doing blow off the small of their neck. This is what I want for your children.

patriotclock

Quote from: BB13Clock;1976121It poops more than the mayor's butt.

the mayor doesnt have a butt the mayor IS a butt

Marlin Clock

I second the nomination for Slurpee. He has been a champion of butt issues for years as my cohort Thor clearly shows. This incumbant is nothing but a buttwagoner catching this trend on the posterior of its rise to national importance.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

BB13Clock

Quote from: PatriotClock;1976129the mayor doesnt have a butt the mayor IS a butt

What is a butt without the shit? It ain't shit son.

Topcatyo

I nominate Google Image Search as mayor.

If you type "butt" into it, it presents you with an endless wall of butts.