Adventures in Drinking (this should be good.)

[D20 Clock]

so yes I think its time for a nice thread to discuss our finer moments in drinking. and by finer moments what I really mean is the absolutely shameful things we've done while too intoxicated you couldn't stand but apparently managed to. Yes this is spurred by a fairly vigorous night of drinking so I suppose I'm starting.

So Last night I got off work and decided that after a few months of being broke from bills I deserved a night of drinking and it was 2 dollar rail night at my local bar. I had an hour before
last call so I managed to fit 3 double bourbon and cokes a shot of fireball and another straight shot of bourbon in to that time frame. last call came and I wandered out to 7-11 where I stumbled around looking for food so i bought a box of hot pockets a bag chips and 2 packs of peanuts. drove home looking for the back spot to park. it was taken so i looped around to the street  smacking the passenger side mirror on a trash can which dislodged the mirror just the glass part. so i parked stumbled around in the back looking for it found it lost my house keys and in a fit of rage ripped the door handle off my car trying to get into it. thinking i might have locked them in there only to find them in my pocket 15 minutes later. got in ate all my food and passed out in my bed. I woke up around 9 am and threw up something that was akin to liquid peanut butter and nursed myself on sleep and water for several hours which brings me to now I feel about as good as I'm going to all day.  Not my worst night but certainly not my best.

[MarshmallowClock]

one time i took a bunch of illicit drugs and got wasted on yuengling. i punched a window.























it was pretty metal, not gonna lie

[patriotclock]

one time i took a bunch of illicit drugs and got wasted on yuengling. i punched a window.



















it was pretty metal, not gonna lie

mad props for yuengling. pa 4 life

[pop-tart]

I drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight.

[D20 Clock]

one time i took a bunch of illicit drugs and got wasted on yuengling. i punched a window.























it was pretty metal, not gonna lie

this was a good story.

[NintendrCkolc]

I drink when I see threads as dumb as this

[MarshmallowClock]

mad props for yuengling. pa 4 life

it's around as cheap as water, a good stand-by for when you run out of water bottles.

[D20 Clock]

I drink when I see threads as dumb as this

i sense a craw full of something.

[MelloYelloClock]

i never drank to the point where i couldnt function so i have no cool stories.

[miracle fruit]

I drink when I see threads as dumb as this

[pop-tart]

I'm just surprised to learn the drinking age is 14 in Richmond.

[MarshmallowClock]

I'm just surprised to learn the drinking age is 14 in Richmond.

OHHHHHHHH

sick burn

[PhantomCatClock]

don't we already have a thread for this



doesn't every thread devolve into this, if left alone for too long

[DurianClock]

I'll have some stories for y'all later tonight.

This pretty much sums it up:
http://youtu.be/LVrmZ5SH5bs

[RenegadeClock]

This one time, about ten years ago, I got drunk in front of my computer and signed up for the Clockcrew.

[AstronautClock]

since I live in sweden beer is too expensive and too precious now I savour every beer I can get my hands on
the thirst never ends

[Smegheadclock]

Despite the amount of underage drinkers here - I don't drink. No stories here unfortunately.

[MonsterMunch]

I drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight.

And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight!

[MonsterMunch]

I once nearly bought a gun from a guy who's dad was in the IRA.

I wish that was a joke.

[PhantomCatClock]

So what you're saying is, thanks to you, there's one more gun in the IRA