Remember

[Kodiakclock]

remember that time patriotclock posted a picture of himself omg gross I know

[BilliardBall10]

who is the people's elbowww

[MonsterMunch]

i want a job at monsanto

[PirateClock]

Monstermunch i went to man city - as roma couple of weeks ago. They gave me business seats with entry to the chairmans club, free drink, five course meal and acces to the mixed zone afterwards. My buddy got his picture taken with Totti. We just asked for soms regular tickets and we got this instead bammm.

Also their traininggrounds are kick ass.

So yeah Man City is now my favorite club, suck it. All i ever got from United was a free tour.

[MonsterMunch]

And ironically Man Utd's new deal with Adidas makes them the richest club in the world again.

But, you know, jewish owners and all that.

[Kodiakclock]

soccer n wat not

[MonsterMunch]

yeah well your state sounds like tommy wiseau is greeting the letter o

[PhantomCatClock]

I wish I didn't laugh so hard at that

[PirateClock]

You think they are getting Messi for 250 mil? He can make 2,5 mil a month and Aguero is his bff.

[MonsterMunch]

Nobody is worth 250 Million. Shit for that money you could build a time machine and sign Pele, George Best and Maradona.

[AstronautClock]

you could turn other players into cyborgs that can outplay and out stamina any other player. prove me wrong

[PhantomCatClock]

Two double-A batteries could only power a soccer player for thirty minutes. The other team would win when they forfeit