I just found out something mortifying

[ProqagandaClock]

I still don't have that worthless, virtual, Harmony-Award.

Why are you guys so mean

Also hi <3

Honestly though, I've been here for fucking over a deaced, hell soon over half my lifetime.

And I've filled the criteria

Could you fucks make a drunk sad old man happy for once or are you to busy patrolling this mausoleum of dreams, sealing its fate?

It's insane though, how fast time goes... I remember it like yeasterday, being flamed in my intro-post on cc.co.uk. KoalaClock being schizo, MagicClock, the permabanning of pintclock, koala, etc.

It's ironic that the "shittiest" and spammiest moments are the ones I remember the fondest, that and the art topic of Zombielincoln vs dwarfinator, being part of that is my proudest moment

Hah, I remember pirateclock, godclock acting like cunts being 3 month old members... And that was like what, 4 years ago or something

Still. Wherever we end up clocks, I'm proud and glad to have spent time with you all.

[SpudClock]

What's the virtual harmony award? And who the hell permabanned Pinty and why?

The whole acting like cunts thing seems pretty common though. That had a lot to do with the original site going down. People who were only around for a month or so would always be the ones calling people noobs. I remember we actually censored it at one point. That's what I like about this place, it's a lot smaller but it's also a cunt free zone.

And I dunno if the awards work here anymore, nothing else here does and it's the only possible explanation for why I haven't been showered with awards.

Did you always go by propagandaclock? It seems like I should remember you if you joined back then.

[Peen Clock]

That's what I like about this place, it's a lot smaller but it's also a cunt free zone.

AKA sausage fest

[AbsintheClock]

I'll be happy to hear more of your backhanded waxing of days gone by in another 8 months. Have a swell day turncoat.

[Slurpee]

What's the virtual harmony award? And who the hell permabanned Pinty and why?

The whole acting like cunts thing seems pretty common though. That had a lot to do with the original site going down. People who were only around for a month or so would always be the ones calling people noobs. I remember we actually censored it at one point. That's what I like about this place, it's a lot smaller but it's also a cunt free zone.

And I dunno if the awards work here anymore, nothing else here does and it's the only possible explanation for why I haven't been showered with awards.

Did you always go by propagandaclock? It seems like I should remember you if you joined back then.

the harmony award was cooked up byyyy the leekclock administration? and is awarded to those who spread the good word of StrawberryClock in creative and impactful ways

and propaganda used to go by harmonyclock, I think.

idk all this old drama though sounds like it was mostly co.uk, which I never joined

[miracle fruit]

[SpudClock]

Yeah I checked .co.uk out one time but I didn't bother signing up when they said I couldn't call myself a clock. I was a clock long before anyone on the staff there, it's just a little bit insulting.

This place was always a sausage fest though. At least there's significantly less sausage these days. And aside from Clear all the female clocks were all worthless anyways, the only other females here that weren't god awful weren't clocks either. Shocking that our little club full of sex jokes and wierd characters doesn't appeal to most women.

Sorry I take that back, Armageddon was alright too. She never did end up making anything but at least she tried and she wasn't an idiot. The rest of them were just all like "OMG u guys i'm a girl isnt taht kewl?" and acted like they were hot shit even though you know if they were hot sexually active girls they wouldn't be here.

[BilliardBall10]

sorry for the long post, just catching up with recent(?) events.

What's the virtual harmony award? And who the hell permabanned Pinty and why?
That's what I like about this place, it's a lot smaller but it's also a cunt free zone.
Did you always go by propagandaclock? It seems like I should remember you if you joined back then.

yeah, pint got banned for banning everyone in the forums, which he did out of sheer boredom, and with the approval of one admin. (pint told me this a couple months ago when he returned in the cc.)

also yes, this place is quite better now, in terms of ''less jerks, more good people'', yet our small numbers are a very bad thing.
still, despite the good atmosphere.. some jerks remain.

hmmm, propaganda used to be harmony clock, its a nice story actually. and thats why we deserves the harmony award.
plus, he did epic flash animations.
 

And aside from Clear all the female clocks were all worthless anyways, the only other females here that weren't god awful weren't clocks either.
Sorry I take that back, Armageddon was alright too. She never did end up making anything but at least she tried and she wasn't an idiot. The rest of them were just all like "OMG u guys i'm a girl isnt taht kewl?" and acted like they were hot shit even though you know if they were hot sexually active girls they wouldn't be here.

errr, i have to disagree here.
i mean we had many good girls (ok, not ''many'', but a large portion of the total clock-girls that we had were OK people).
here i will list a few:

rose clock was a cool girl, and a good animator, puppet clock, nef clock(i never met her tho, so i speak mainly for her works in flash&voiceacting), io clock(i knew her around 2007 i think, and i vaguely recall talking with her once, she was OK), elf-clock (great drawing skills, and a shy, good person), uhh margarite clock she was OK, and uhh k3ltr0n was always awesome!

however i do agree that morons like hibiscus-clock and catty-clock (aka the glowsticks video girl) gave the cc-girls a bad name.

[SpudClock]

Well I can't count people I never met. You know I wasn't around for any of them. When I was around the female clocks were:
Pear - worthless
Maron - even worse
Kitty - god awful
Kabuu - borderline I'm a edgy teen
Dodger - terrible
Gamecube - child pornography distributor

And Clear even though she was a good contributor was also a total bitch. She always came off as one of those lesbians that absolutely hates all men. She thought like every male in the CC wanted to get with her when really no one was interested (we all know you're gross Clear, get over yourself). Shrapnel, skweeds and Zeffy were all pretty cool, but also not clocks.

I dunno about giving this guy the award though. Apparently he's a turncoat, and I can't stand when people pretend they joined back in the formative years when they didn't. Why does this guy need to pretend to be OG and have awards, is he really that desperate to impress the eight people here?

[PhantomCatClock]

I joined the Clock Crew in 1949 and I'm a space pirate who carves a little SBC in the corpses of every single one of my millions of victims I deserve this award

[BilliardBall10]

Well I can't count people I never met. You know I wasn't around for any of them. When I was around the female clocks were: Pear - worthless,Maron - even worse,Kitty - god awful,Kabuu - borderline I'm a edgy teen,Dodger - terrible,Gamecube - child pornography distributor. And Clear even though she was a good contributor was also a total bitch. Shrapnel, skweeds and Zeffy were all pretty cool, but also not clocks.

I dunno about giving this guy the award though. Apparently he's a turncoat, and I can't stand when people pretend they joined back in the formative years when they didn't. Why does this guy need to pretend to be OG and have awards, is he really that desperate to impress the eight people here?

oh, but ofcourse!
i wasn't posting this to oppose you, but to simply offer my input in some of the clock crew's women. (im not a ladies man, but i pm'ed, witnessed, and saw many of their posts/contributions in the forums during my time in here...)

so yeah. elf-clock, io-clock, rose-clock, ivyasaur,, plushie and k3ltr0n are very good people overall, to name a few.
(zeffy is also v. cool)

while hibiscus-clock was a very horrible member, if i can say that myself.
and kitty clock was very very rude and... also did the ''glowsticks'' event. ew...

BTW: did gamecube clock post kiddie porn? and she was a girl? WTF?! she should be arrested imho.
(offer me some info about this, if its possible, because thats a very evil thing...)

last but not least:
yes, propaganda/harmony-clock may have been an absentee for some time now, but lets face it: he got alot of hate from the CC, and that was unfair, especially if we consider that he was an awesome flash artist, and that he produced a few, but very good,quality animations for the CC.
you might even say that he was perhaps not very loyal, but if we consider the dark reign of tri (2009-2011), during which many people, (including propaganda clock), got permabanned, you can't exactly blame him for leaving the CC.

however, since he did many good quality movies, and because he IS harmony clock afterall, i think he should get that award, even if it is just to impress 8 people.

if propaganda clock is a true clock, he will use this award to become better and to repend for the ''sins'' of being absent.
and then, he will rise to greatness.

BUT:
if he gets the award and he still remains absent, then you will hear my apology, and i shall condemn propaganda for being a deserter.

PS: what does ''turncoat'' mean? a deserter/absentee?

[Topcatyo]

[PhantomCatClock]

what if i told you i was a space dread pirate?

[d u m p y]

i remember this i remember that bla bla bla youre all awful

[SpudClock]

Topcat makes a compelling point.

[YoYoClock]

hello

[BilliardBall10]

i wonder, is propaganda clock still around? hmmm

[Zeffy]

GameCube is male.

Dude was sending out pictures of himself almost naked (crotch covered with clock/GameCube... Can't remember) and Then tried sending out the uncensored version.

[VuBawlsClock]

is that bad?
corpsegrinder did the same thing, well minus the uncensored version, unless you guys are just hiding that part from me.

[Soup Clock]

Never heard of this award you speak of.