revival of the Void III? are you insane?! (project discussion)

[BilliardBall10]

Dear clock crew, i have been with you in all those glorious campaigns VS locks, glocks, newgrounds noobs, versus the furious 13-year old sonic lovers who hated us for being badass, i've fought alongside your ranks when we told to illwillpress that he sucks and his movies are awful(its the TRUTH), and i've generally being a honorable knight in our clocktopian empire, always guarding the southern and northern walls.

now, i shall ask you this:

WILL YOU JOIN ME in the 659th attempt to ACTUALLY revive+animate the VOID 3?!

i know that we were planning this project with koala-clock and slurpee clock, and those damn internet-terrorists hacked our forums, we lost that ONE, precious thread, and our morale sank like a ship in davey jones locker.
to quote Sir slurpee's words on that day: ''i've lost the wind on my sails... i dont know if i can do this anymore''

BUT DONT GIVE UP, SIR SLURPEE OF ROCHESTER!

for, i, as i was searching through my old PM's for porn important stuff, i recently re-discovered BLUE-CLOCK TELLING ME HOW THE VOID 3 ENDS!

THIS IS IT! and im reposting this, gentlemen:

here is the ending of the void, described by blue-clock himself:
(scroll to the right or to the left, the image is big, but you will get the epic meaning)
here:



(smaller image link here:
http://i66.tinypic.com/2iixvtl.png )

how do you feel guys?

i believe that this is a really nice find, and that if one of us ever wanted to animate the Void 3, now we have a solid reason to do so, because we actually have the REAL ENDING story planned out.

i think that now its time for us to get this project started again, to get koala-clock and slurpee-clock back on board on this thing, and to actually create something that will mark CC's history!

what do you think?

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so yes, lets fucking do it!

no more excuses!

im sure that koala-clock is too busy killing crocodiles and armadillo's in australia, but slurpee is right here, in the forums.
what do you think, slurpee? come on, lets do this!
WE CAN DO IT.

this is our time to become parts of internet/cc history.
this is our time to become immortal legends(?)
this is our time to justify our clock-ancestors.

if we let this opportunity slide, we will be deserters.
if we abandon this project like we did 2 years ago, then the terrorists win.
dont let them win, clock crew!

remember: you cannot kill strawberry clock.

-signed,
Sir BB10 clock,guard guardian of a small tower in clocktopia

[PhantomCatClock]

bb10 what if the void 3 was just a parody of the crossroads and you were the kid and the black guy was blueclock and in the end he tells you you had what it took to make the void 3 this whole time but you were too starstruck to recognize your own talent

[PhantomCatClock]

and that cajuns are fucking assholes

[Topcatyo]

I remember we had that whole big thread with all the discussion that got wiped for some reason along with most of the forum, and after that happened we all gave up when we were close to legitimately starting.

Oh well

[Yomuchan]

Not alone, BB10.

And yes, we're insane.

[Topcatyo]

Let's just make The Void 3 a post-apocalyptic clock dating sim and be done with it

[BilliardBall10]

bb10 what if the void 3 was just a parody of the crossroads and you were the kid and the black guy was blueclock and in the end he tells you you had what it took to make the void 3 this whole time but you were too starstruck to recognize your own talent

dont tempt me....

I remember we had that whole big thread with all the discussion that got wiped for some reason along with most of the forum, and after that happened we all gave up when we were close to legitimately starting.

Oh well

it was terorrist-hackers! they destroyed our forum archives, and we lost a week's forum threads, one of them being that specific thread.

shall we let the terorrists to win?
hell no, topcatyo!
lets do the void 3, and our clock-fathers shall cry from pride with out achievements!!!!

Not alone, BB10.

And yes, we're insane.

THATS THE SPIRIT!

now we only need to convince slurpee clock to join the project again, and to lure koala-clock in here with some bamboo sticks...
we can do this, clock crew, we can do this.

[BilliardBall10]

can someone redirect slurpee to this thread?

thanks

[PhantomCatClock]

Sorry bb10 but I don't want a GM to ban me for being the proxy to send messages from ignored players I don't pay $15 a month to break the rules

[Topcatyo]

Hey Slurpee you there? Slurp?
Well, I tried.

[BilliardBall10]

can you guys, at least post a few ideas and some stuff that could help us brainstorm a solid plan for a Void 3 collaboration movie?

[Topcatyo]

The Void 3 opens with Strawberry Clock going "What happened?"
Pineapple emerges from a pile of rubble and screams "I'm okay! I'm okay!"
He looks over and sees that Strawberry is okay. "Oh hey, you're fine too, my king!"
Strawberry: (mimicking) "Oh you're fine too my king!" Of course I'm okay! I'm the King of the Portal!
Pineapple: But my king, there is no more Portal.
Wide-panning shot showing devastation.
Strawberry: So, what happened again?
Pineapple: The Void was consuming everything, we had to resort to the nuclear option. I... I think everybody else is dead.
Strawberry: Wow... so, what happens now?

*entering the ruins of destroyed Clocktopia*
Pineapple: I... guess we try to rebuild society, eventually clawing our way as a species out of the abyss and finally restoring power to the Portal.
Strawberry: That sounds like a bummer, what about The Void? Did we kill it? *spots a half-eaten sandwich on the ground*
Pineapple: I don't know, I don't think it could be killed. *flips through the Void 2 movie brochure* Wasn't the Void all the blammed movies of the Portal coming back as some big dark entity or something like that?
Strawberry: *choking down the last bit of sandwich* Ahem, hmmm? I just had a crazy idea. We're clocks, so we have magical unexplained powers of time and stuff like that, why don't we just go back in time to before the Void ever destroyed everything? I feel like that's what we've done in literally every other convoluted situation like this.
Pineapple: That would just delay the inevitable, my king, the happiness would be fleeting, as we would know, deep down, that the horrible atrocities we witnessed would simply play themselves out again and again and again.
Strawberry: Then what if we taught all those artists who got blammed how not to make shitty movies?
Pineapple:... Can you say that again?
Strawberry: If the Void was just the creation of all the blammed artists on the Portal merging together into one awful Eldritch, shapeless force, why don't we just go back in time and teach the artists how to actually make a decent movie?
Pineapple: That's... that's BRILLIANT! But it might take some time to get the time machine working again.
Strawberry: *shaking his head* Naw man, don't you remember that one time I learned how to do time travel all by myself as a party trick? I think I showed it off at Hooch's big birthday bash.
Pineapple: Sounds like a deus ex machina but I've been dealing with this whole "void" situation long enough that I'll accept anything as long as we finish it.
Strawberry: Okay, so if I remember correctly, the only way I was able to take people through time with me was if they put their hands on my crotch while I did this, so...
Pineapple immediately places his hand on Strawberry Clock's crotch.
Strawberry: ...So, like, no hesitation about that? You seemed very comfortable doing that.
Pineapple: This is for our survival and to bring all of our friends and family back to life. Besides, it's 2016
Strawberry: Is it? Because the last time I remember looking at a calendar it was- You know what? Never mind. Here we go
time warp plays as Strawberry and Pineapple are taken through time with graphics ripped directly from the phone booth sequence of Bill and Ted.

Some 13 year-old is at his computer typing away
13yo: Oh man, everybody is going to love my newest creation! I'll be one of the Internet's most popular new artists, which, in 2002, the year it is right now, meant not a goddamn thing!
Strawberry and Pineapple fall out of the clock on the wall.
13yo: What the- Are these Clocks? I don't care for those!
Strawberry: You know I feel like I should have made a joke about driving or something like that.
Pineapple: Maybe it's best if we don't acknowledge it.
13yo: What are you doing in my house?!
Strawberry: Kid, we're here to help you. Are you working on an animation for the Portal right now?
13yo: Yeah, Cow Pie 500! It's going to be the funniest animation about falling in cow shit ever, look!
shows them extremely amateurish animation about a guy falling into shit
13yo: Well, what do you think?
Pineapple:I think... it... shows a lot... of potential...
Strawberry: Kid, I've seen prettier back-alley abortions. If I had to choose between shooting my mother and watching that again, I'd shoot her until I ran out of bullets just to make sure I wouldn't have to look at another frame of that, and that video was only 5 seconds long. That's how bad it was.
Pineapple: Wow that is not helping at all.
13yo: Man you suck! So you think this is going to get blammed? Well, what would you do then?
Strawberry: Well, I'd just put a big red B in the middle off-center, seems to have worked out pretty well for me.
Pineapple: Strawberry, please take a seat somewhere, I'm going to help our fledgling young artist out.
*cue montage of different shots of Pineapple pointing at a computer screen for various different young artists in different colorful rooms, all while Strawberry Clock sits in a chair in the background, growing increasingly bored*
*occasionally Pineapple's voice will murmur over the audio "And that's how you do a proper motion tween" and "So, you see, the way perspective works is..." and so on*
Pineapple: Okay! We just helped every artists whose movies were blammed to make pieces of quality artwork! We should have undone all the horrors that await us in the future!
Strawberry: Holy shit I can't believe smart phones didn't exist back then! I had to read words on a piece of paper like a GODDAMN troglodyte!
Pineapple: We can go back to our time now, my king, and live our days peacefully once again.
Strawberry: Fucking finally, Jesus Christ. Alright, put your hands- Yup, right there, on my dick. Okay, here we go, Allakazam!
*they disappear in time*

*they reappear in the middle of everybody dying in The Void II, completely unaltered*
Pineapple: What the hell...
Strawberry: Hey, nice pieces of quality artwork ya dingus, real good job there. *shot of some clocks getting Voided* You're a real old master, you know that?
Pineapple: I... I don't get it though...
Strawberry: Allakazam
*they disappear*
*they reappear in the 13yo's room*
past Pineapple:-help our fledgling young artist out
*is body-slammed out of the way by Strawberry Clock*
Strawberry: Hey, listen, don't listen to that idiot, apparently he doesn't know what we're talking about.
past-Strawberry: Yeah, let some real artists show you how to make a movie survive the portal!
Strawberry: So, first things first is we have to change the title from Cow Pie 500. Have you thought about calling it Meet n Fuck Subway?
*cue montage that is basically a repeat of the last one, except 2 bored Pineapples sitting in the back and 2 Strawberries pointing at all the same montage character's screens with murmurs of "Make it look more anime" and "Do you have a Papa Roach song you could throw on this?" and "You see all these empty spots in the background? Have you thought about putting a bunch of video game characters there?"*
Strawberries: Hey we taught all those losers how to make a popular video for the Portal. Touch our dicks.
Pineapples: So... uh, what will happen now? Are there going to be 2 of us when we go back to our Void-destroyed future?
Strawberries: No, we'll all just merge into one, it'll be the most unconvoluted thing to ever happen with time travel and the Clock Crew. And the future's not destroyed anymore, because we just saved it! Touch our dicks!
Pineapples: Fine.
*they all fade into the timestream*

*they come out of the timestream*
Everything is peaceful and as it should be
Pineapple: Everything's here! All of our friends and family are alive! But, I don't get it. The animations you helped those kids make were still objectively pieces of shit.
Strawberry: That's just the thing Pineapple. You taught those kids to make good things, and the mainstream doesn't like quality art to watch, read, and listen. They just wanted regurgitated shit they've seen before that confirms all their worldviews and pre-conceived notions.
Pineapple: So... are you saying that The Void happened... because people are idiots who don't want to think?
Strawberry: Pineapple my dear friend, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Pineapple: So, wouldn't that mean that eventually society will collapse on itself and the world we be destroyed all over again because the world is run by idiots who rose to prominence by being propped up by the lowest common denominator?
Strawberry: Yup, but there's nothing we can do about that! Besides, that will all happen much further down the line, albeit in a much slower and more tortuous fashion.
Pineapple: Wow, that does not make me feel better.
Strawberry: Entropy never should. Come now, let's go have some ice cream.
*they walk down the grassy hill into thriving Clocktopia as the song from the ending of The Warriors plays*
credits

You're welcome

[Sinister Clock]

Strawberry: BBBBBB
Strawberry: I want to drive
Strawberry: BBBBBBBBBBBB
Strawberry: I am king of the portal
Strawberry: B
Strawberry: let me drive
Strawberry: suck on my piss

[Topcatyo]

Has anybody ever done a cover of Red Hot Chili Peppers but changed the song to Suck My Piss? Wasted opportunity if that's the case

[miracle fruit]

so i was thinkin " could i get away with permabanning bb10 forever in 2016" so i went to do it and found out i cant permaban anyone. super boring

[WheatClock]

This is really going to cut into my time to finish Master of Puppets.

[BilliardBall10]

The Void 3 opens with Strawberry Clock going "What happened?"
Pineapple emerges from a pile of rubble and screams "I'm okay! I'm okay!"
TIME TRAVEL
Pineapple: So... are you saying that The Void happened... because people are idiots who don't want to think?
Strawberry: Pineapple my dear friend, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Pineapple: Wow, that does not make me feel better.
Strawberry: Entropy never should. Come now, let's go have some ice cream.
*they walk down the grassy hill into thriving Clocktopia as the song from the ending of The Warriors plays*
credits

You're welcome

wow, that was a cynical, and harsh, but beautiful movie idea! thanks!
i like it alot, but i will try to design a different movie-plot for the Void 3.
(possibly a cheesy grand-royale epic battle between good VS evil, the clocks VS the Void, and of the quality, VS the corrupt society/enemies, or something along those lines.)
in worst-case scenario, it will be like a chuck norris movie, and that's never a bad thing.

however, i shall do a collaboration with your script, and i shall name it: ''the Voidlands, with piney and strawberry: time-travelling palooza''. (or something similar to bill and ted's time traveling movie title)

you are great, topcatyo!

This is really going to cut into my time to finish Master of Puppets.

hahaha, good one!
welcome back, wheat! its nice to meet you.

[Yomuchan]

88% of the post-credits scene finished. Brb looking for sound effects.

[Yomuchan]

Finished the extra animation, and dispatched to BB10 for final review.

[Yomuchan]

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/c907607e9a32615e4a7639ae8380da9b