Should it be illegal to fuck a zombie if it can, and did, give its consent?

[PhantomCatClock]

I for one believe that barbaric lust should win this controversy in the way that love won a couple others over the last century or so. Your thoughts?

[VCRClock]

when it comes to vaginal and anal sex, i think it'd be hard to get informed, enthusiastic consent from a zombie, provided the initiator is among the living, but i think it's safe to say that zombies are more or less always down to get some brain

e whoops the hypothetical question assumed consent. let me revise my answer to no: I don't think (overwhelmingly living-identified) legislators should be allowed to meddle with the respective rights of the living dead, and those who want to bone them, to fuck

[VCRClock]

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[PhantomCatClock]

Oh shit, sorry, I thought I was posting this in the cemetery subforum. I apologize for any mental damage or stress I caused to you mortal coils.

[VCRClock]

Oh shit, sorry, I thought I was posting this in the cemetery subforum. I apologize for any mental damage or stress I caused to you mortal coils.

Okay, I moved it. But you're going to have to view the spam forum index for the full effect.

[BilliardBall10]

well, its a strange question, phantom cat.

if the undead in question is an (almost) intact humanoid in the form of a vampire (or a trampire), or in a werewolf state, or in a perfectly preserved (living) condition with full conscience and a mind that can understand the concept of consent+free will, then yes, i guess its OK for you to indulge in your undead zombie desires.

but if the undead in question has little-to-no intelligence, and/or it doesnt understand its actions/the actions around it, then its wrong.

in all cases tho, its necrophilia. (so its inherently wrong).

but then again, zombies want to eat us, therefore i suggest the use of guns instead of lust.

shoot the zombies in the head,
until they are dead.
fight bravely until the end,
fill them up with lead.
-billiardballus, zombie-war participant.

PS: female vampires are totally fine tho, if they are intelligent, hot and willing to play ball.