old irc/chat logs

[patriotclock]

post em if you got em

    [10:08:38]+MarlinClock: get tri on
    [10:08:42]+MarlinClock: is he afk or done for the night
    [10:10:27]@DWARFINATOR: he died last night
    [10:10:30]@DWARFINATOR: in someones arms
    [10:10:35]@DWARFINATOR: it must have been something that person said
    [10:11:08]+MarlinClock: knowing him it could have been anything
    [10:11:33]+MarlinClock: he seems to deem anything he or his puppet patriot do not say as I'm a edgy teen
    [10:11:36]@DWARFINATOR: im marlin i dont get song references
    [10:11:45]+MarlinClock: songs?
    [10:11:48]+MarlinClock: is it from america
    [10:11:49]@DWARFINATOR: lmao
    [10:11:52]@DWARFINATOR: LMAO
    [10:11:53]+MarlinClock: ive never heard of it
    [10:12:04]+MarlinClock: what

<VCR_Clock> i'm thinking arby's
<clammo> im never thinkin arbys
<clammo> unless im thinkin about what i dont want

<Astronautclock> heph
<Astronautclock> heph who is the jerk
<@Hephaestus> You are the jerk.

12:42 <PatriotClock> oracle, wanna go on a date sometime i hear you a sexy lady
    12:42 <Oracle>  the Oracle says to PatriotClock: possibly
    12:42 <PatriotClock> NICE
    12:42 <PatriotClock> FUCK YEA FINALLY
    12:42 <BinaryClock> patriotclock scores possibly
    12:42 <BinaryClock> possibly

[04:07:05] * Quits: weenie roast (User is permanently banned)
    [04:07:30]+PatriotClock: ill take his +o

<PatriotClock> go kill yourself you illiterate uneducated new york
bumblefuck the mets suck, your mom sucks, and you suck.
everyone hates you you worthless piece of fucking shit go die and rot in a ditch somewhere.
id kill you myself but youre worthless ass isnt worth the effort it
would take to rip your fucking uneducated head off. the only reason anyone keeps you around
anyway is to work on their site for free. rot and die - love jeff

[VCRClock]

I still have all my logs I think, but just a short little quotes file. here are the hits

11/19/05

<VCRClock>   real men sets mode: -t
   <TurtleSoup>   oh ok
   =-=   Mode #clockcrew.net -t by TurtleSoup
   =-=   Mode #clockcrew.net +t by ChanServ
   <TurtleSoup>   i did it
   <VCRClock>   see, not a real man
   <TurtleSoup>   fuck you
   <TurtleSoup>   [18:18:08] * TurtleSoup sets mode: -t
   <TurtleSoup>   [18:18:08] * TurtleSoup sets mode: -t
   <TurtleSoup>   [18:18:08] * TurtleSoup sets mode: -t
   <VCRClock>   =-=   Mode #clockcrew.net +t by ChanServ
   <VCRClock>   =-=   Mode #clockcrew.net +t by ChanServ
   <VCRClock>   =-=   Mode #clockcrew.net +t by ChanServ
   =-=   YOU (VCRClock) have been booted from #clockcrew.net by TurtleSoup (also get aids)

8/25/07

<weenie roast>        You niggas is crazy

<FloppyDiskClock> Say that again

<FloppyDiskClock> I dare you

<weenie roast>        Double dare me

<FloppyDiskClock> I DOUBLE DARE YOU

<VCRClock>        puttin three dogs on the table

<weenie roast>        TRIPLE DOG DARE ME

<FloppyDiskClock> I FUCKING DARE YOU 10 FUCKING TIMES

<FloppyDiskClock> DO IT NIGGA

<weenie roast>        YOU NIGGAS IS CRAZY

*** weenie roast was booted from #clockcrew by FloppyDiskClock (FloppyDiskClock)

<FloppyDiskClock> haha

9/4/07

[22:17:36]   <k0mat0se>   http://disc.420chan.org/weed/src/1188957006650.jpg
[22:17:40]   <k0mat0se>   lookit dat bomb ass byitch
[22:17:52]   =-=   k0mat0se was booted from #clockcrew by Clam (4chan get out)
[22:18:01]   <Clam>   420 whatever

10/17/07

<VCRClock>   HUAAAAAUUUUURGGH
[22:48:50]   <VCRClock>   HUAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH
[22:48:54]   <PatriotClock>   Did you eat a fart?

1/3/08

[22:59:22]   <Clam>   i think he flipped through a book of words in a dictionary
[22:59:33]   <Clam>   uh
[22:59:38]   <Clam>   let me rephrase

1/18/08

[22:25:43]   <SoBeClock2>   hey triangle
[22:25:47]   <SoBeClock2>   there's 2 of me for some reason
[22:25:54]   <Clam>   oh
[22:26:00]   <Clam>   do you want me to fxi that for you
[22:26:03]   <SoBeClock2>   sure
[22:26:05]   =-=   SoBeClock2 was booted from #clockcrew by Clam (the last connect server to top.) (673)

(the joke is he kicked the SobeClock that was actually talking)

1/29/08: the arby's quote

[22:34:40]   <MaximizedWindowClock>   Im thinkin` Arbees
[22:35:08]   <VCRClock>   think outside the bun
[22:35:08]   <Clam>   im never thinking arbys
[22:35:15]   <Clam>   except when im thinking about what i dont want

2/2/08

<Clam>   rabid if you meet a suicide bomber can you get his autograph for me
<Clam>   thanks

7/9/09

[00:26:41]   <PatriotClock>   jerking off high might be the greatest thing ever
[00:26:44]   <PatriotClock>   its def close

8/5/09

[00:17:16]   <weenie roast>   vcrclock
[00:17:19]   <VCRClock>   y
[00:17:22]   <weenie roast>   t
[00:17:26]   <BinaryClock>   !
[00:17:32]   <VCRClock>   weenie roast
[00:17:48]   <weenie roast>   y
[00:17:52]   <VCRClock>   do you know why I called you into my office?
[00:18:02]   <weenie roast>   .. a promotion, sir?
[00:18:10]   <VCRClock>   no
[00:18:13]   <VCRClock>   let me cut to the chase
[00:18:19]   <VCRClock>   word has it you said 't'
[00:18:27]   <VCRClock>   is that correct?
[00:18:28]   <weenie roast>   sir those are only rumors..
[00:18:45]   <VCRClock>   BULLSHIT! NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY
[00:18:58]   <VCRClock>   I SAW YOU SAY 't' I HEARD YOU WITH MY OWN EARS
[00:19:02]   =-=   Mode #internetcult +b *!*@cc-F4111E7.nyc.res.rr.com by biggs
[00:19:05]   <VCRClock>   YOU'RRRRRRE FIRRRRRED
[00:19:06]   =-=   weenie roast was booted from #internetcult by biggs (said t)
[00:19:11]   <biggs>   nice

[zl]

<VCRClock>   HUAAAAAUUUUURGGH
[22:48:50]   <VCRClock>   HUAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH
[22:48:54]   <PatriotClock>   Did you eat a fart?

hahaha

[PhantomCatClock]

<VCR_Clock> i'm thinking arby's
<clammo> im never thinkin arbys
<clammo> unless im thinkin about what i dont want

[22:34:40]   <MaximizedWindowClock>   Im thinkin` Arbees
[22:35:08]   <VCRClock>   think outside the bun
[22:35:08]   <Clam>   im never thinking arbys
[22:35:15]   <Clam>   except when im thinking about what i dont want

one y'all is a LIAR who FIXED HISTORY

[patriotclock]

<VCR_Clock> i'm thinking arby's
<clammo> im never thinkin arbys
<clammo> unless im thinkin about what i dont want

[22:34:40]   <MaximizedWindowClock>   Im thinkin` Arbees
[22:35:08]   <VCRClock>   think outside the bun
[22:35:08]   <Clam>   im never thinking arbys
[22:35:15]   <Clam>   except when im thinking about what i dont want

one y'all is a LIAR who FIXED HISTORY

🤷‍♂️ maybe he reused the joke idk

[PhantomCatClock]

do you think clamangle would do that

[VCRClock]

do you think clamangle would do that

no, because he's never thinking arbys