The ClockCrew Would've Been A Successful As An Edgy Neopets

[Topcatyo]

Thank god we never did that

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I wonder if we have any potential as a mobile grinder gatcha app. One hundred dollars of gem purchases and some dumb kid finally got a five star seasonal variant strawberryclock after seven identical three star pube muppets and a two star shoyru. And we're ever richer for it. His parents will hide the credit card but he'll find it again. There is constantly a banner ad for a rare action steve but you can't actually get him.

[PhantomCatClock]

collecting them all replaces the app with tricky and the song that you can't mute

[JambaClock]

who even remembers neopets anyway

[ChocolateWaferClock]

collecting them all replaces the app with tricky and the song that you can't mute

Then it bricks the phone. And right before a bunch of Karens come racing at the cc with lawyers from hell shoved up their ass, we delete the app and run away with the cash.

[SilverCherryClock]

That is what it was

[Topcatyo]

That is what it was

Yeah well we didn't have mini-games where you earned fake money sponsored by Oral B

[RobClock]

That is what it was

Yeah well we didn't have mini-games where you earned fake money sponsored by Oral B

CCs were actually backed by Colgate

[Clocktopus]

I wonder if we have any potential as a mobile grinder gatcha app. One hundred dollars of gem purchases and some dumb kid finally got a five star seasonal variant strawberryclock after seven identical three star pube muppets and a two star shoyru. And we're ever richer for it. His parents will hide the credit card but he'll find it again. There is constantly a banner ad for a rare action steve but you can't actually get him.

As long as there are waifus.

[Thor]

I wonder if we have any potential as a mobile grinder gatcha app. One hundred dollars of gem purchases and some dumb kid finally got a five star seasonal variant strawberryclock after seven identical three star pube muppets and a two star shoyru. And we're ever richer for it. His parents will hide the credit card but he'll find it again. There is constantly a banner ad for a rare action steve but you can't actually get him.

This unironically has potential to make somebody some cash, but we'll have to leave out the copyright infringement stuff like pube muppet