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BinaryClock

BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

Thor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

make sure to scroll sideways for the full experience
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.


Clocktopus


Thor

Quote from: Clocktopus on February 20, 2020, 10:52:19 AM
how can my asshole learn to wield this power?
The dark side of the body is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PhantomCatClock

I like that the name doesn't need to be translated to still work in English

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Thor on February 20, 2020, 05:26:24 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

make sure to scroll sideways for the full experience

This is next level. How am I supposed to compete with this shit?

Maybe my farting days are over.

Thor

Quote from: NintendrCkolc on February 20, 2020, 06:50:26 PM
Quote from: Thor on February 20, 2020, 05:26:24 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

make sure to scroll sideways for the full experience

This is next level. How am I supposed to compete with this shit?

Maybe my farting days are over.

I bet you never even though of having five dudes all fart in a bag and then blasting the bag at somebody. Casual...
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I like the one guy on all fours just gnawing on straw. is he recharging his farts with fiber?

BinaryClock

Historical comment on the ability to fart at will is observed as early as Saint Augustine's The City of God (5th century AD).            Augustine mentions men who "have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing"
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

Thor

Quote from: BinaryClock on February 22, 2020, 03:08:28 PM
Historical comment on the ability to fart at will is observed as early as Saint Augustine's The City of God (5th century AD).            Augustine mentions men who "have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing"
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.