CHALLENGE: Who in the CC will contract COVID19 first?

[NintendrCkolc]

Hopefully it's bb10 but otherwise I'm putting my bet on Slurpee since he's the only one active that I'm aware of in California.

GOOD LUCK SLURPEE.


Whoever manages to contract it first and provide proof, I'll paypal you 100 dollars. GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY.

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[Slurpee]

I'm living at home and my dad is working at an airport
fingers crossed for the sweet release of death's loving embrace

[RobClock]

Honestly? Probably [you]

[screwdriver_clock]

I mean who's to say I don't already have it 

[PhantomCatClock]

I've been fucking every bat I come across, I didn't know I was gonna get $100 for this

[PhantomCatClock]

to be fair i was doing that since high school

[k9]

Honestly? Probably [you]

Belfast has it, and my brother is up in Dublin for a few days and he's gonnae bring it back.

WE HAD A GOOD RUN BROS

[Marlin Clock]

Guys, I literally live in Italy. I'm gonna give the whole dicastery the plague.

Honestly? Probably [you]

Belfast has it, and my brother is up in Dublin for a few days and he's gonnae bring it back.

WE HAD A GOOD RUN BROS

Probably been a while since someone did the [you] tags joke huh, the Clock Childs' innocent minds can't see through it.

[PhantomCatClock]

please don't make fun of [you] it's not his fault he's special

[zl]

i feel erased

[PhantomCatClock]

is that your original Metal Gear guard cosplay?

[NintendrCkolc]

i feel erased

I realized I left you out but there's no way to edit the poll after it's been posted.

[VCRClock]

Zombie Lincoln option added, but he's not gonna get coronavirus before me if I can help it.

[zl]

Zombie Lincoln option added, but he's not gonna get coronavirus before me if I can help it.

If we kiss and never stop I could at least secure a tie

hypothetically

[PhantomCatClock]

upon further reflection, i refuse to contract this until people start calling it bat flu

[NintendrCkolc]

Is it too late to change my vote to Marlin?

[JambaClock]

the virus is like that little man from the draft board, you'll never know who'll be next
https://twitter.com/_ibcf_/status/1167959702820360193

(can we post twitter videos with bbcode? if so, how?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'm gonna start a youtube channel where I lick doorknobs at various popular restaurants until one gives me coronavirus

[GreyClock]

I wish we would all get it instantaneously so everyone can just shut the fuck up about it. I'm tired of hearing about it. Especially from the paranoid, the ill-informed and hypochondriacs.















I'm just sour because I'm not in the poll.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I wish we would all get it instantaneously so everyone can just shut the fuck up about it. I'm tired of hearing about it. Especially from the paranoid, the ill-informed and hypochondriacs.















I'm just sour because I'm not in the poll.

you're sour because you didn't think to buy all the toilet paper in the tristate area and make a coronabunker out of it like I did. hope you guys like wiping with paper towels after the coronapocalypse!