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Farted by ForkClock, May 05, 2006, 09:39:15 PM

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SilverCherryClock

If Triangle actually became christian the apocalypse would begin.

ChickenClock

Quote from: SnappleI am ASHAMED at all of you for being sceptacle at Triangle just because of his past issues and behaviors.  He's been gone a month, someone can change a lot in that amount of time.  He found something that he can enjoy, and you're all being dicks for trying to put him down because of it.  He apologized for being a dick, but you're still lashing out at him.  

Maybe if you merciless fucks actually took a look at him and his new ways, you would see how he's not the same kind of person anymore.  The Bible has changed his life, it's given him a second chance.

Maybe you should do the same.

Ahahah, snapple.

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It's too early for April Fools.
QuoteWit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

RomanClock

Quote from: TGHWow, because flood's certainly have NEVER happened. Ever. You have certainly explained everything.


What I'm trying to say is that you can't build a fucking boat that can hold every single animal. Let alone two of every animal. Not to mention the time it takes to find every animal. Let's also add in the time it takes to build a fucking boat that could hold two of every animal.
God said he would lead the animals to the ark so obviously he found all the animals and since the middle east was the entire world then he only needed the animals that resided in that area.

Quote from: Marlin_ClockNot true, while the flood that Noah's Ark is attributed to did not cover the whole world, it has been proven that there was a flood of the Black Sea that covered most of the Middle East, which was basically the whole world at the time, as the first civilizations first started there.

Although the 2 of every kind is a lil bit of a stretch, I mean the boat is said to be built 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high, all the world's animals still wouldn't fit in that thing.
All the worlds animals = all that reside in the middle east. Solved your problem.
lemayo lol :soups:

Bong Clock

Why did oyu guys pick Noah's Arc as the example of Bible flaws? Why not genesis? That's much easier then noah's arc.

PirateClock

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RomanClock

Quote from: BongClockWhy did oyu guys pick Noah's Arc as the example of Bible flaws? Why not genesis? That's much easier then noah's arc.
You know you cant disprove or prove something on the internet silly, your fantasy world is meaningless
lemayo lol :soups:

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I honestly think you should take this shit to the debate forum so I don't have to read it.
QuoteWit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

RevolutionaryClock

Quote from: Marlin_ClockNot true, while the flood that Noah's Ark is attributed to did not cover the whole world, it has been proven that there was a flood of the Black Sea that covered most of the Middle East, which was basically the whole world at the time, as the first civilizations first started there.
Although the 2 of every kind is a lil bit of a stretch, I mean the boat is said to be built 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high, all the world's animals still wouldn't fit in that thing.
The difference between religion and science:
science- attempts to draw conclusion from data
religion- attempts to find data to support a conclusion

ProqagandaClock

Being religious does not mean you have to be politically correct nor humble beyond yourself,
"Ye serve me best by being who you are."

Anyway, good for you but I'd be greatly saddend if youve turned into a bleeding vagina as I respect you alot, mostly because your NOT a bleeding vagina.

"I am the bread of life" - John 6:35
"I am the light of the world" - John 8:12
"I will give you rest" - Matthew 11:28
"I am the true vine" - John 15:1
"I am the Good Shepherd" - John 10:11
"I am with you always" - Matthew 28:20
"I am the resurrection and the life" - John 11:25

I do not mean that I am already as God wants me to be. I have not yet reached that goal, but I continue trying to reach it - Philippians 3:12

Good luck to ye.


THE HELVETICA SCENARIO

You should all stop being such terrible heathens and believe in Allah.
Wouldn't you rather believe in a god that loves you a whole lot rather than a god that does not love you at all?

I'm right aint I.
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Quote from: InsulinpumpClockI honestly think you should take this shit to the debate forum so I don't have to read it.

Say! That's a great idea Insulin! To bad you suck and no one will listen to you. Lol.
QuoteWit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

THE HELVETICA SCENARIO

Quote from: InsulinpumpClockSay! That's a great idea Insulin! To bad you suck and no one will listen to you. Lol.
I see what you did done there son.
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VCRClock

I'm taking no official standpoint with regard to this, because I don't know what's going on myself, but in the event that Triangle's found the Bible, it's not like he's a religious fanatic or anything.

He picked up the Bible, read it, got something out of it. That's it. I don't see any preaching/zealotism going on.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

YoYoClock

Quote from: SnappleI am ASHAMED at all of you for being sceptacle at Triangle just because of his past issues and behaviors. He's been gone a month, someone can change a lot in that amount of time. He found something that he can enjoy, and you're all being dicks for trying to put him down because of it. He apologized for being a dick, but you're still lashing out at him.

Maybe if you merciless fucks actually took a look at him and his new ways, you would see how he's not the same kind of person anymore. The Bible has changed his life, it's given him a second chance.

Maybe you should do the same.

I'll believe it when he post regularly on the forum using his new perspective

by Thor + Satellite

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

LuxenbergClock

Scientologists rock way harder. Just because of a little thing called Incident II.
QuoteBob awesome

Sharp Clock

Just don't change triangle. God still loves those who have sadistic or odd sense of humors.

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: InsulinpumpClockSay! That's a great idea Insulin! To bad you suck and no one will listen to you. Lol.

I guess I should cut down on general forum debate myself...

The rest of you can help by not posting comments that will trigger a debate.  And don't act all surprised and offended if you post stuff like, "Faith is just fantasy" then somebody comes along and argues with you.
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Snapple

Everyone, I had a talk tonight with Triangle over AIM.  He was sincere about his change in opinion, and he's actually a pritty nice guy now.  I won't say I'm not disappointed, as I always enjoyed his sense of humor, but since he's stuck to his opinion, I'll honor it.  

Glad to have you back with us Triangle, even if its not the way we all hoped.