I found religion.

[Slurpee]

turtlesoup is going to walk th earth.

So he decided to be a bum?

(PULP FICTION REFERENCE NOT SERIOUS OKAY)

[PintClock]

I don't have the kind of blind faith required for religion.  For me there's more that disproves god than proves it.

Each to their own though.  Good luck.

[StrangeClock]

The Triangle shall lay down with the sheep.

[TequilaClock]

I am glad for you, religion helps humans to see the world with more sense and relaxes or can even destroy you, is mysterious. I am not sure if I am catholic, I believe in God, Jesus and Mary but I am not too noticed about the Holy Spirit is still mysterious to me, and that makes things even more confusing to me. Good luck on your journey, tadpole!  _poogle_

[Applecore]

Turtle Soup - Once a cunt, Always a cunt.

[ChocolateCoffin]

Is it possible to read the bible in two weeks? Anyway, good for you.

[Beertender]

Reading the bible is for mindless conformists.
The Koran is much more fun. If the bible and the koran where NG movies the reviews would pretty much be:

Submission: Holy Bible
Reviewed by germaineshotfoamy
Overall score: 0

Lol wtf this was lame just sum dipshit who ranted about shit and i mean foamy rants about normal stuf and thats fun so i voted zero it was booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Submission: Allaaaaaaaah Akbarrrrrrrrrr
Reviewed by 1337pwnerXxXxX
Overall score: 10
LOL THIS ROCKED ALL THE BLOOD LOL THIS OWNED IM GONNA PUT YOU IN FAVORITES AND VOTE FIEV EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!

[g0nz0]

Congrats TurtleSoup

Reading the bible is for mindless conformists.
The Koran is much more fun. If the bible and the koran where NG movies the reviews would pretty much be:

Yeah, ng reviewers always know best!

[Pullasuti]

May Jesus guide you, brother Turtlesoup.

[SamFisherKlawk]

I'm gonna pick up the Satanic bible soon. _poogle_

[deadmouseclock]

Bullshit

[Roman Collar Clock]

Congradulations Triangle.

[Odo]

Lies, all lies. He is sitting there laughing at you all right now.

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

He went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up by the way, some youths came out of the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldy! Go up, you baldhead!"

I quote that quite a bit.  

[DigitalLemonClock]

Lies, all lies. He is sitting there laughing at you all right now.

i hope not

it wasnt that funny

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

Lies, all lies. He is sitting there laughing at you all right now.

Most likely, this is Triangle after all.

[Maltese]

I always found christianity to be a set of stories that is meant for you to find peace, and if you did find peace, good for you

myself, I rather not be controlled by thousands of year old stories about an omniscient and omnipotent being torturing his followers to test them, while an evil version is offering them anything they desire, but he is just tricking them

what evidence do they have that the evil one was actually trying to help them, and the good one was actually just enjoyed torturing them

[Munglai]

I believe everything because why not.

[Snapple]

I am ASHAMED at all of you for being sceptacle at Triangle just because of his past issues and behaviors.  He's been gone a month, someone can change a lot in that amount of time.  He found something that he can enjoy, and you're all being dicks for trying to put him down because of it.  He apologized for being a dick, but you're still lashing out at him.  

Maybe if you merciless fucks actually took a look at him and his new ways, you would see how he's not the same kind of person anymore.  The Bible has changed his life, it's given him a second chance.

Maybe you should do the same.

[Johnny Niggerdick]

I am ASHAMED at all of you for being sceptacle at Triangle just because of his past issues and behaviors.  He's been gone a month, someone can change a lot in that amount of time.  He found something that he can enjoy, and you're all being dicks for trying to put him down because of it.  He apologized for being a dick, but you're still lashing out at him.  

Maybe if you merciless fucks actually took a look at him and his new ways, you would see how he's not the same kind of person anymore.  The Bible has changed his life, it's given him a second chance.

Maybe you should do the same.

We fell in love with the asshole in triangle silly.

If he is in fact now religous then the triangle we all know and love is dead.