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StrawberryClock

May 19, 2006, 03:59:36 PM
It has been brought to my attention that water is an ultimate evil, a scourge on our great planet.  All the proof you need is here:

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/watersucks/

And so, by the power invested in me as King of the Portal, I am hereby banning all of you from using water, in any and all forms, effective immediately.  No drinking in it, no bathing in it, no shitting in it, no cooking in it, no swimming in it, and anything else you clever bastards may think of that I can't think of right now.  For ever and ever, amen.

Hopefully, thanks to my excellent leadership, this will result in greater lives for all our fellow clocks.

Have a great day!  :D

Don Brick

#1
May 19, 2006, 04:09:08 PM
What will we drink then?
Pure alcohol?  :)

RupeeClock

#2
May 19, 2006, 04:26:46 PM
What will become of MineralWaterClock, my king?

MineralWaterClock

#3
May 19, 2006, 04:35:00 PM
I'm immortal now.

<3 SBC
M
is for
MINERALWATERCLOCK

StrangeClock

#4
May 19, 2006, 05:09:13 PM
It seems that Strawberry's avatar corruption has spread to his mind
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

RupeeClock

#5
May 19, 2006, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: StrangeInAJarClockIt seems that Strawberry's avatar corruption has spread to his mind

Treason!

Solenoidclock

#6
May 19, 2006, 06:56:23 PM
I have perfected a new device that turns water into cool aid.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

VCRClock

#7
May 19, 2006, 07:03:28 PM
omg _praiz_ omg
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Kombucha

#8
May 19, 2006, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: SolenoidclockI have perfected a new device that turns water into cool aid.
Can I be your investor?

Solenoidclock

#9
May 19, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: FuglyLeepyInAJarCan I be your investor?
Sure, but you have to pay me in Chucky Cheese tokens.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

PaperClipClock

#10
May 19, 2006, 07:36:57 PM
We have enough Morthjuice to just replace water all together!

Solenoidclock

#11
May 19, 2006, 07:38:32 PM
Quote from: Paper Clip ClockWe have enough Morthjuice to just replace water all together!
Let us begin the milking process.

Quote from: FuglyLeepyInAJarHow about I give you money and you trade them in for these, eh... tokens. I believe you can do that.
The minimal investment is  two-hundred-thousand Bhutan Ngultrum.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Kombucha

#12
May 19, 2006, 07:38:35 PM
Quote from: SolenoidclockSure, but you have to pay me in Chucky Cheese tokens.
How about I give you money and you trade them in for these, eh... tokens. I believe you can do that.

AC Slater

#13
May 19, 2006, 07:45:20 PM
Quote from: Don BrickWhat will we drink then?
Pure alcohol?  :)
Fried piss you cocknugget.

Kombucha

#14
May 19, 2006, 07:47:27 PM
Quote from: SolenoidclockThe minimal investment is  two-hundred-thousand Bhutan Ngultrum.
I know not of such currency.

PossumClock

#15
May 19, 2006, 07:49:30 PM
My Lord? What does B have to say about this?

Solenoidclock

#16
May 19, 2006, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: FuglyLeepyInAJarI know not of such currency.
Google it then.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Solenoidclock

#17
May 19, 2006, 07:53:01 PM
Quote from: FuglyLeepyInAJarI know not of such currency.

Google
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Kombucha

#18
May 19, 2006, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: Solenoid ClockGoogle it then
Okay if one of those is equal to 0.02266 US dollars, that means I owe you... Holy fuck! 4,532 dollars!
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