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Farted by StrawberryClock, May 19, 2006, 03:59:36 PM

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CD Clock

#40
May 22, 2006, 09:46:32 PM
QuoteLast year 2 billion Australlians died in water related accidents
Oh no! Not the Australlians!

SpinningCubeClock

#41
May 23, 2006, 02:25:12 AM
Quote from: CDClockOh no! Not the Australlians!
Fuckin' dumb cunts.
hello

PoisonshroomClock

#42
May 23, 2006, 04:09:24 AM
It's okay I don't drink water, only water cordial.

Don Brick

#43
May 23, 2006, 04:20:56 AM
Quote from: BigLordWater is everywhere. Strawberry, I'm sorry.

Since water is everywhere, that includes you. I'm afraid you have condemned urself to death  :)

''You cannot kill Strawberry Clock'' :D

PirateClock

#44
May 23, 2006, 04:54:55 AM
Quote from: Don Brick''You cannot kill Strawberry Clock'' :D
Jaws disagree's
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

RomanClock

#45
May 23, 2006, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: BigLordurself
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lemayo lol :soups:

Portugal

#46
May 24, 2006, 08:00:07 AM
Okay, "yourself". Happy now?

Damn I forgot he cannot be killed, true... but he CAN live in a Coma, can't he?

Mask

#47
May 24, 2006, 08:04:16 AM
Water is just a deritative of lemonade invented by black arabic nazi jews to gain a monopoly on the bottled liquid market.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES PEOPLE!

Dragonbladeclock

#48
May 24, 2006, 10:13:55 AM
water is bad!
Horrible name amirite?

deathman123

#49
May 25, 2006, 01:43:34 AM
so? how do we bath without smelling like turd clock??

Roy

#50
May 25, 2006, 05:08:19 AM
Quote from: deathman123so? how do we bath without smelling like turd clock??

You do it in hydrochloric acid.

Barrelclock

#51
May 25, 2006, 05:42:15 AM
Let's find more water on Uranus! HA HA HA!! Get it? Uranus?! Heh heh heh!!  :)

Sinister Clock

#52
May 25, 2006, 06:29:10 AM
If anything, I'll miss the tapwater.

Loki Clock

#53
May 25, 2006, 07:05:17 AM
Quote from: PirateClocki always wonderd if that would be healthy. i think it is.
Studies show that women who ingest sperm regularly (3-5 times a week) are (I think it was 40%) less likely to get breast cancer. Apparently, it's becoming slightly popular among health scientists to have a "cum buddy".

Kombucha

#54
May 25, 2006, 08:59:14 AM
Quote from: BarrelclockLet's find more water on Uranus! HA HA HA!! Get it? Uranus?! Heh heh heh!!  :)
I hate you now.

DeadTreeClock

#55
May 25, 2006, 08:19:00 PM
Strawberry, the odds of being killed in a shark farming accident TWICE are slim to none. I don't think these extreme measures are necessary.

Ti-83Clock

#56
May 25, 2006, 09:50:09 PM
Quote from: FrankenchristYeah, because Gatorade isn't made from water.

damnit you beat me to it

Watermelon ICE Gatorade:
Ingredients: Water, sucrose syrup, glucose-fructose syrup, citric acid, natural and artificial watermelon flavor, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate.

TequilaClock

#57
May 26, 2006, 12:47:47 AM
What will be of Marlin, my king?

Johnny Niggerdick

#58
May 26, 2006, 08:32:45 AM
I lol'd

He's obviously a fan of maddox.
SSHHEEEEIIIITT

RomanClock

#59
May 26, 2006, 09:02:11 AM
FINE, Ill drink Hydric Acid instead >:[
lemayo lol :soups:
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