my brothers a war is upon us

primarycoulourclcok · August 23, 2006, 09:40:48 PM

the glocks willbe atackging us soon. we must stop the evil glocks before it come and destroy the clockcrew and lock crew. lock crew and clock crew unite we must stop this evil devel from destroy us.

hurry.. band together my freinds..

Kidney BeanClock · August 23, 2006, 09:42:18 PM

(Insert prolonged abnoxious male #3 Speakonia laugh)

BinaryClock · August 23, 2006, 09:45:11 PM

The lock crew has become enraged by our warnings and cumshot .gifs that it is now a free-for-all!

Trek Clock · August 23, 2006, 09:45:13 PM

ok, just promise me that you'll be my meatsheild

Solenoidclock · August 23, 2006, 09:45:36 PM

The glocks will be attacking soon. Someone come up wih a defense and start fortifying it.

AnkhClock · August 23, 2006, 09:48:00 PM

Defense plan #1:
Hide behind the newbs.

Kidney BeanClock · August 23, 2006, 09:49:36 PM

I wanna be in the second row of newbs. The poor shmucks in the front should absorb most of the impact.
I'll be in charge of the women and children. You guys help with the defenses.

RenegadeClock · August 23, 2006, 09:49:59 PM

To the battle stations! Put shields up to 1337%!

Hamsa Clock · August 23, 2006, 10:49:02 PM

Fortify the north gate!

SilverCherryClock · August 23, 2006, 10:55:16 PM

They'll probably hit us hard on our left flank, where we'll least expect it. Good think we saw through their clever strategy.

primarycoulourclcok, thank you for alerting us to the this clear and present danger.

primarycoulourclcok · August 23, 2006, 11:00:09 PM

i haev news... the locks may not be are freinds anymore. i was browsin there site and theyre makin fun of us.... well we must defeat now both the glocks and locks.... cuz they have joined forces

Burton Clock · August 23, 2006, 11:01:26 PM

Quote from: primarycoulourclcoki haev news... the locks may not be are freinds anymore. i was browsin there site and theyre makin fun of us.... well we must defeat now both the glocks and locks.... cuz they have joined forces

Nobody can POSSIBLY be this stupid.

8-BallLock · August 23, 2006, 11:15:07 PM

Quote from: primarycoulourclcoki haev news... the locks may not be are freinds anymore. i was browsin there site and theyre makin fun of us.... well we must defeat now both the glocks and locks.... cuz they have joined forces

Shush you! You're ruining our plans!

NOX · August 23, 2006, 11:15:48 PM

Quote from: AnkhClockDefense plan #1:
Hide behind the newbs.

NOOB SHIELD

LOL

AC Slater · August 23, 2006, 11:19:22 PM

O:

SilverCherryClock · August 23, 2006, 11:25:41 PM

Quote from: 8-BallLockShush you! You're ruining our plans!

Get off this website you filthy traitor lock! We're at war now!

Quote from: DellCompNobody can POSSIBLY be this stupid.

Stupid? This guy is saving our ass, show some respect!

Hamsa Clock · August 23, 2006, 11:28:00 PM

This site will not fall as long it is defended by Clocks!

FluxCapacitorClock · August 23, 2006, 11:31:24 PM

Quote from: primarycoulourclcoki haev news... the locks may not be are freinds anymore. i was browsin there site and theyre makin fun of us.... well we must defeat now both the glocks and locks.... cuz they have joined forces

At least we have Head and Fry here to play double-agent and tell us the Lock's devious plans!

WE WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS!!

Hamsa Clock · August 23, 2006, 11:48:48 PM

Its going to be a Helm's Deep scenario...

SilverCherryClock · August 23, 2006, 11:55:00 PM

Quote from: wavy gravyGuys, beware of tinfoiling

I think they have Eddie Bone over there working with them. If an Eddie Bone hack gets to this site we're all done. Game over.

News:

my brothers a war is upon us

8-BallLock