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So I was fucking this girl down by the river....

Farted by coalclock, September 18, 2006, 05:24:37 PM

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GodClock

#20
September 18, 2006, 08:23:34 PM
eh, good humor but i didnt find it very funny.
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Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Sandisk

#21
September 18, 2006, 08:27:35 PM
Quote from: GodClockeh, good humor but i didnt find it very funny.


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Schmellements Clawk

#22
September 18, 2006, 08:29:45 PM
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Yeah, he totally owned the topic rite thar by saying he didn't find the joke funny.

KronosClock

#23
September 18, 2006, 09:28:23 PM
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It was in fact in the river

LampClock

#24
September 18, 2006, 10:10:33 PM
So this baby seal walks into a club.
Quote from: SixShooterClockI saw black people at my school do it.
http://fuckingjump.ytmnd.com/

DoritoClock

#25
September 18, 2006, 10:17:55 PM
I don't get it
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Sergeant Major

#26
September 18, 2006, 10:18:55 PM
Quote from: DoritoClockI don't get it
The sperm was in the condom.
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LampClock

#27
September 18, 2006, 10:31:27 PM
Quote from: DoritoClockI don't get it
You see, after he and the women were done with their shenanigans, she asked ironically, gazing at the condom as it floated downstream, "What shall we name the kids?" To which he replied, "Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one!" seeing as how the potential child as trapped in a floating latex prison. :fez:
Quote from: SixShooterClockI saw black people at my school do it.
http://fuckingjump.ytmnd.com/

Moose Clock

#28
September 18, 2006, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: LampClockhe women

amazing.

LampClock

#29
September 18, 2006, 10:34:14 PM
Quote from: Moose Clockamazing.
Amazing.
Quote from: SixShooterClockI saw black people at my school do it.
http://fuckingjump.ytmnd.com/

DoritoClock

#30
September 18, 2006, 10:38:19 PM
Quote from: LampClockYou see, after he and the women were done with their shenanigans, she asked ironically, gazing at the condom as it floated downstream, "What shall we name the kids?" To which he replied, "Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one!" seeing as how the potential child as trapped in a floating latex prison. :fez:
i still dont get it  :sherlock:
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LampClock

#31
September 18, 2006, 10:44:44 PM
Quote from: DoritoClocki still dont get it  :sherlock:
He would name the child after Harry Houdini, the famous escape artist if the sperm escaped the condom and fertalized the egg. Also, it's not very gentleman like to call a women a bitch, shame on you.
Quote from: SixShooterClockI saw black people at my school do it.
http://fuckingjump.ytmnd.com/

l1fty

#32
September 19, 2006, 08:48:01 AM
i'm not going to reply to this thread

CrustClock

#33
September 19, 2006, 10:06:04 AM
Quote from: LampClockSo this baby seal walks into a club.
hahahhaa

CaramelAppleClock

#34
September 19, 2006, 11:09:25 AM
thanks you made my day way happier now  :)

BunnyClock

#35
September 19, 2006, 11:17:06 AM
Quote from: LampClockYou see, after he and the women were done with their shenanigans, she asked ironically, gazing at the condom as it floated downstream, "What shall we name the kids?" To which he replied, "Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one!" seeing as how the potential child as trapped in a floating latex prison. :fez:

Oh i thought he meant her pussy was so tight the kids couldn't possibly crawl outta that prison.
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