Look im a hawt chick!

[PirateClock]

im not sure how to post this cause there's so goddamm much.. ill just post everything anyways cause im hardcore like that.


Soo anyways my ng profile says im a chick.  Apperntly some guy saw my movie and thought it would be a good idea to add me.  Hilarity ensuses.  The first convo is kinda dull. But you need it as backstory. And convo 3 makes up for it

NOTE: DWARFINATOR FORCED ME TO CONTINUE AND IS VERY SICK. IVE BEEN PUKING AND CYRING DURING THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION OK.

Convo 1
Guy: Hi there
Me: hiya!
Me: and who might you be?
Guy: im justin
Guy:   and a big fan
Me: yay! fans
Guy: 27/m/usa
Me: im from holland
Guy: i was checking out your newgrounds profile
Me: sweet what movie did you see?
Me: ow im 19/f/netherlands btw
Guy:  sweet i can name 3 towns in your  country
Guy: sbc  does asia
Guy:   is one that ive seen
Me: Silver Shamrock let me gues,  Rotterdam, Amsterdam and euhmm Harlem?
Guy: nope
Guy:   and please forgive me  if i spell them wrong
Guy:  enindoven
Guy:   arnhem
Me: i live near Arnhem
Guy: nijemagin
Me: nijmegen  close enought though:P
Me: do you have a ng profile?
Guy:  you live near arnhem? go take a pic of the bridge for me
Guy:  yes
Me: haha a bridge to far
Guy:  i love ng but alas i dont know if i will ever have a  submission of my own
Me: depends what your going for.  sbc does asia took me like 10 minutes and got me underdog
Guy:  shit it took me an hour to get the ball ( acutally  i tried making orange  clock) to move 4 inches across the screen
Me: haha mmm only movie i actually put some sort of effort in was Tails and his Gba 4  others are just things i wipped up in couple of minutes
Guy: u do  make good asian whores
Guy:  but you made the king broke :-(
Me: haha
Guy: *picks  ur pocket and  gives it to sbc*
Me: teehee
Me: i made most of my stuff with greyclock. she's a good friend of mine
Guy: my name  on ng is sweet_n_saltynut
Guy:  thats hot
Guy:  thought all the cc were nerdy  guys  who wear glasses and have pocket protectors
Me: haha, the most of the cc are actily people who like to make flash butt find the ng boards a bit to geeky to hang around
Me: and to strict
Me: actually:P
Guy:  to strict?
Guy: i didnt think so
Guy:  have u seen this   guys making a knock off of the cc?
Guy:   instead of B its V and he clals his outfit the  crew clocks
Me: haha no, that's a new one:P  first there was the Lock Legion, then the Glock Group, Block Band, Hippy Hangout, Sock Squad etc
Guy: least the locks and  glocks made collection
Guy:  and  locks are your enemies so they  are good
Me: 99% of the glocks are clocks:P
Guy:  yeah
Guy: just like on anti clock   day  its the clocks making all the movies
Me: did you see all the Me movies
Guy: no
Guy:  i promise to   become your  #1  fanboy
Me: yay
Guy: ok your from holland  right?
Me: yup
Guy:  can  u help me  understand somethings
Me: sure
Guy:   if your from america your an american...... are you dutch then? and where does  the netherlands fit into all this
Guy: Silver Shamrock ive been up  to long so im like brain dead cause i thought i had it figured out  just wanna make sure so i dont refer to you  by the wrong nationality
Me: haha well techinacly holland is actually only a small part of the netherlands,  like lets say texas. only cause it has city's like Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Den Hauge, Harlem it's the best known part of the netherlands so people refer to the netherlands as holland.    and dutch is our language and i am dutch   like people from france speak and are french.  
Guy:  dman thats  confusing
Guy:  so holland and netherlands  are the same country?
Me: yup
Guy: *passes out*
Me: haha not that hard. compard to england and the uk.  
Guy: shit that  funny as hell
Guy: let me ask you something
Guy:  and  keep in mind your  te first   citizen from the neatherlands ive ever had the privlage of  speaking with
Guy:  whats haggis?
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy: 111111 was funny
Me: hahah that's something the eat in scotland  it's sheep's stomach filled with it's liver and kidney's and shit
Guy: ohhh  phooey  
Guy:  i want some :-(
Me: haha i rahter not:P  
Guy:  youd rather not ?
Guy:  well since it looks like im buying what would u like to have   for dinner?
Me: mmm a nice italian pasta or a 500$ steak
Guy: i can do that
Guy:    are you in school? cause you speak better english then i do
Me: yup studying Sports and Entertainment Mangement
Guy:  sweet
Me: you?
Guy: not here though i have been thinking bout it
Guy: i  work at wal-mart
Guy:  that russian blimp was cool
Me: haha thankx  im not to fond of collabs though. don't like working with deadlines
Me: im to busy excersizing, school, friends and internet stuff as it is
Guy: i hear that
Guy: naked  clowns disco dancing with an orange and a pirate?
Me: and a tomato
Me: steve irwin died
Guy:  yeah
Guy:  i heard
Me: sad day
Guy: hugs and consoles you
Guy: there  there( insert your name here since you didnt  give it to me) i dab your eye with a tissue
Me: hihi, im jennifer
Me: hi
Guy: jennifer  thats  a cute name
Guy:  do you shorten it at all?
Me: jen
Guy: im justin  people call me justin but you can call me justin
Me: haha, hi justin
Guy: hehe
Guy:    what time is it there
Me: 23:25
Guy: ah
Guy:  1125
Me: yup
Guy:  so  whatever time it is here your 6 hours ahead
Guy:  not to bad
Me: were like the military over here with our times:P
Me: no am or pm:p
Guy: pm here
Guy: oh i just thought of someting u might like
Guy:   sports managemt you say?
Guy: im sure youve heard of espn right?
Me: yup
Guy: their studios are 5 minutes from my house
Me: sweet:D
Me: ill visit you if i ever go there
Guy:  the  deal........ in exchange for 2 dozen red(my fave color)  tulips, 1lb   of dutch chocolate  and  a pair of   size 8 1/2 wooden shoes ill take ya  ona tour  of  espn hq and studios
Me: sweet
Me: that's a deal right there!
Me: you should have asked for weed and oral sex though.  
Guy:  well one gives me headaches and im not sure what u look like
Guy:  although i do think i  can venture a guess
Me: haha guess
Guy:   id  say about 5 foot 8 to 5'11  blonde or brown hair
Guy:  small waist  nice curvey hips
Guy:  either blue or green eyes
Me: yeah that's about right brown hair, green eyes
Guy: *drool*   green eyes  
Me: ill send a pic, if i can find one.  im on my new laptop got it for my birthday
Me: mmm ill ask a friend to send me one hold a sec
Guy: ok
Me: mmm she only has a black and white pic of me she used for her blog or whatever, just have to do
Me wants to directly connect.
Guy is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Guy wants to directly connect.
Guy is now directly connected.
Me:
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy:  WOW
Me: it's a year old though
Me: my hair's way shorter now
Guy: DONT YOU  FROWN
Guy: YOUR   STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL
Guy: oh thats not good
Me:  hihi thnkx
Guy:  that length looks great on you
Me: ow damm she's ofline now ill send you a more recent one later
Me: yeah but's a bit warm in the summer
Guy: this is tru
Guy:  it was about 70 today
Me: yeahh
Me: so what do you look like
Guy: short and stout
Guy:  like  an american rules  football player
Me: haha cool
Me: do you have a pic?
Guy: mno
Guy: no
Guy:  i need a new   usb  cable for my d igital  cam
Me: ahh k
Guy:  i will have oone to you by the end of the week
Guy: im gonna buy one at work tommrow
Guy: shaved head   started losing it  even before i was ur age
Me: bald can be sexy
Guy:  yes it can
Guy: when are u usually online?
Me: euhmm well kinda depends never on fridays and saturdays cause then im working/ going out
Me: don't have to go to school very often though
Guy:  well iw ork 3rd shift so im usually slepeing now
Me: in holland we just learn stuff at home and only go to school if we have questions or something
Me: when im home im usualy behind my computer
Me: basicly cause my parents are kinda mad at me
Guy: why?
Me: well euhm it's kinda embarrassing..  they walked in on me while i was having sex...
Me: ..now normally this wouldn't be a big deal
Me: ..but...yeah it was with a friend of mine...female friend that is
Me: im not fabulous though.  
Me: just one time trying something out
Me: thought my parents weren't gonna show up for atleast 2 hours.. i was wrong
Guy: the moment you said  normally it wouldnt be a  big deal i knew u were  gonna say that
Guy: its allright though
Guy: do u have yahoo?
Me: nope don't have anything online really:P other then my ng and clockcrew account
Me: kinda got dragged into ng and cc by greyclock
Guy:   no yahoo instant messenger?
Me: nope
Guy: hmm wonders what he could drag ya into  
Guy:   hehe
Me: hehe  
Guy:  well jen its been a real please and honor meeting you
Guy:  i hope this is just  the first chat in a beautiful ffriendship
Guy: ineed to go to bed
Me: k sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
Guy: thanks jen u too
Me: bye bye <3
You are no longer directly connected to Guy because the connection has been interrupted..
Guy signed off at 23:55:09.

[PirateClock]

CONVO 2:

Guy: hiya jen
Guy: hiya jen
Me: hiya
Guy:  what ya up to
Me: not much just chatting a bit with some friends. going out in couple of minutes
Me: you?
Guy:  going to bed shortly
Guy:  ive got to work tonight :-(
Me: ahhh that's a shame ill think of you if that counts
Guy: smiles
Guy:  that  helps
Guy:  and ill dream of you
Me:
Me:
Guy: smiles
Guy:  but its  a good thing  ur 19 cause my dreams  cant be viewed by those under 18
Me: teehee:P your making me blush
Guy: smiles
Guy: wanna see something  funny that made me think of you?
Me: k sure
Guy: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/336210
Me: haha that's great
Guy:   are u as tastey as that danish beauty?
Me: i taste way better
Guy: hehe
Guy: i dont doubt it for a moment
Guy: prove it!!:-P
Me: if only we had taste internet
Guy: Silver Shamrock  yeah
Me: once i get my webcam hooked up i can show you my new dance moves though
Guy:  sweet
Me: i g2g
Me: cya laterr
Me: friends are here
Me: bubaai <3
Guy:  later
Guy:  babes

CONVO 3   aka DIRTY SEX FEST WHICH MADE ME LAUGH AND SICK AT THE SAME TIME.

Guy: hiya jen
Me: hiya
Guy: how ya doing?
Me: pretty bad
Me: having a major hangover
Guy:  damn im sorry babe
Guy:    went out parying i take it?
Me: yeah it was fun:P
Guy: i just got home from work bout 20 minutes ago
Me: i just woke up bout 20 minutes ago:P
Guy: hehe  we were destined to met
Guy:  meet
Me: hehe yeah
Guy: hows redux coming?
Guy:  i lkoook for it   all the time
Me: haha it's on hold for today:P im not in the animating mood:P
Guy: i dont know
Me: also i should go jogging or do some excersizes today cause im pretty sure drinking and eating greasy food is bad for my butt
Guy:  you sound  pretty animated to me
Guy: :-)
Me: hihi
Guy:  well i havent seen it but im sure its a nice one
Me: never got any complaints:P
Guy: ha
Guy:  i dont doubt it
Guy: but  id still like to see for myself make my own descion
Me: hihi when i get my cam back
Me: which is taken sowhat longer then anticipated
Guy: oh
Guy:  u want me to  fly over and rough someone  up?
Me: hihi well a friend of mine asked me if she could borrow it for a while cause apperntly see met this guy on holliday and wants to cam with him
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Me: im pretty sure she's doing all kinds of nasty things haha
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy:  i dont know what your talking about   you should show me
Me: you know what's the greatest invention ever
Me: hotpants!
Guy: Silver Shamrock  and whys that?
Me: like these http://neighborhoodies.com/catalog/images/products/bottoms/thumbnails/hot_pants.jpg
Me: cause they still look sexy but they feel so much better then your average g-string
Me: i always have them on while im in bed
Guy:  woot
Me: on the occasions i have clothes on in bed ofcourse
Guy:  Silver Shamrock i wouldnt know wich feels better
Guy:  yeah yeah  listen to you tooting your own  horn
Me: hihi
Guy:  what time is it there?
Me: 14:00
Me: have another party tonight
Guy: 2 olclock eh
Guy:  8 in the morning here
Me: you work night shifts?
Guy:  yes overnights 3rd
Me: ahh cool  i once dated a guy who worked night shifts
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy:  but it wasnt me :-( :-(:-(:-(
Me: at a gas station it was cool cause i got just pop round afther i went to a party or something and have some nice midnight sex
Guy: STOP!!  ur making  jealous
Guy:  Silver Shamrock
Me: hihi sorry
Guy:  although i wouldnt mind trowing you up on the counter antaking u
Guy:  and*
Me: hihi. well call me when your ever in the neighbourhood
Guy: :-(
Guy:  i cant dont have ur number
Me: hihi maybe im heading for the usa next summer
Guy: next summer?
Guy:  well theys ay good things come to those who wait....althought the wait would   kill me
Me: hihi. im well worth the wait
Guy: oh really?
Guy: Prove it!!
Me: hihi well i could give you a nice show once i have my cam
Guy: oh  really?
Guy:  ill be a very attentive aduience
Me: hihi, shame your don't have any pics for me
Guy:  i will
Me:

[PirateClock]

Guy:  do u know  washclock?
Me: yeahh
Me: whyy?
Guy:  cause he /she made  what has to be one of my fave movies on ng
Me: haha yeah his stuff is pretty funny..kinda..not really
Guy:  the first time i  heard turd clock  say  OMG  sex seels socks i damn near  fell off my chair laughing
Me: hihi yeah i guess it's fun
Me: i did something bad yesterday
Me: again
Guy: what?
Me: remeber i told you greyclock is a good friend of mine?
Me: well she was at the party aswell
Me: and we kinda made out
Guy: uh oh
Guy:  yeah and?
Me: well 1 she's a girl.  2 she's a very close friend.   so that might be a bit akward
Guy:  yeah
Guy:  were  u both drunk?
Me: yeahh pretty much:P
Guy: u told  me  u did that once before now is this somehting u can pass off to just bring drunk or is it something u like and look for?
Me: well last night was definatly the booze  and the time i had sex was with a diffrent girl and we were just having fun  i don't look for it. i like guys to much
Guy:     hehe and you havent  even met me yet
Me: hihi
Guy:  can i ask you some thing clock reltaed?
Guy: related
Me: sure
Guy:  do u guys set the clocks on the load screen to show the real time?
Me: some do. i don't
Me: it's just a simple AS code
Me: but i don't like it all that much
Guy:  oh
Guy:  cause i was looking at that link of   flashes u sent me
Guy:   and i  went to sbc's summer bbq and its   the right time
Me: yeahh  
Me: it works with dates, miliseconds days, years etc too if you want to
Guy: oh shit
Guy:  thats  funny as hell
Guy: pube muppit?
Guy: thanks for   answering my questions i didnt know if it just looked that way
Me: it's quite cool
Guy: sbc just got anally raped !!
Me: omigosh!  im not a big fan of anal
Guy: u dont see it
Guy:  its from your freind strang  clock
Me: haha yeah ive seen it:P
Me: but in real life anal isn't that nice
Me: i prefer the usual route
Guy:  yeah  so  do i although a little anal is good for a change of pace
Me: yeahh sometimes i have these days were me and guy just spend the day in bed, usually afther 3 or 4 times  we do anal. when im in the mood
Guy: yeah when ur in the mood
Guy: hehe
Guy:  so what puts you in the mood??
Me: mmm well a nice glass of wine. couple of headshots. im also a big fan of morning sex.
Guy: ha
Guy:  that would be perfect right after i get home from work
Me: yeahh i would treat you reall nice afther a hard day at work. although my breath smells in the morning.
Me: maybe get some strawberry's and wipcream into play
Guy: ooh yeah
Guy: but you first
Guy: u wouldnt need a shower id give you one with my tounge over every inch of ur body
Me: mmm can't wait
Guy: with special  attention paid to your neck  breasts and clit ;-)
Me: oww god yes.  afther that ill return the favor with intrest
Guy: mmm
Guy:  cant wait
Guy: what size feet do u have?
Me: well we work with diffrent sizes over here. i have 37
Me: ill look it up
Guy: its about 7   cause i just took my shoe off and its a 42
Me: nah it's a 5
Me: http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html
Guy: 5??
Me: or a 6.5
Me: this table is weird
Guy:  thats hot ive got a major foot fetish
Me: really and i thought you were the prude type. and what would you do with my feet then?
Guy: mmm well give ya a  deep tissue foot massage to relax ya and thenlikc ur toes wiggle my tounge betw eeen them
Me: mmmm sounds good.  
Guy: i also  like your feet on my face flexing ut toes and also to be stroked off with ur feet instead of hands
Me: oee that sounds awesome im gonna try that some time
Me: im gonna take a shower now brb.  or would you like to join me?
Guy: join you of course
Guy:  will u be coming back afte rur done?
Me: sure and ill be nice and wet
Guy:  wooot not as wet  as ill make  ya if iever get my hands  on ya
Me: mmmm now ive got something to think about while im under the shower
Guy: ah dont think bout that cme back and ill take care of  ya ;-)
Me: hey sweetie im back
Guy:  woootie
Guy:    thats was quick
Me: im only wearing my hot pants and tight top on btw
Me: yeah i already had a shower this morning i just needed to get my hair wet
Guy: hotpants and tight top  way to much
Me: hihi. yeahh better take something off
Guy: me?
Guy:  ok ive   got a tee shorts boxers socks and shoes on
Me: mmm we better lose those pants so i can do my magic
Guy: okkkk
Guy: down
Me: let's do this
Guy: pulls ya close and licks ur lips with his tounge
Me: mmm oww nice
Guy: mmm  my hands slide down your sides and  come to a rest on your  lucious heart shapped ass and i  massage it in little  circles
Me: oww very nice.  i move my hand to your pecker
Me: what size is it btw
Guy: 7 cut
Me: i have no idea what that mean but im sure that will slide in nice
Guy: yes it will  and    ive got big balls too  my average load is close to a cup
Me: mmmm that will look nice on my firm breasts
Guy: or  ur face
Me: owww yes that would be great. i love to taste it
Guy: mmm u swallow?
Me: definatlyy
Guy: mmm how bout a load in each of your holes
Me: owww god yes.  i want it all over me
Me: you want to stick in my pooper
Guy: mmm yes but more on that later
Guy:   id lay u on ur back  push ur legs up so your knees are by ur shoulders andgaive it to you ahrd fast and BARE
Me: owww yes i want it deep and hard
Guy: mmm id give to you jen grab the headboard and give it to ya good just like u like it   reach down and alternate between sucking ur nipples and  rolling my tounge around ur mouth
Me: owww yes my nipples are hard and im screaming for more
Me: you sound like you know what your doing
Me: i bet your a real ladies man
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy:   not really
Guy:  i tend to piss people off without even trying
Me: ahh sweetie.  ill take good care of you
Guy: smiles
Guy:   we will talk about that when we are done
Guy:  mmmm   jbabe feel my  cock throbbing and expand in youi  grab the headboard and trust  balls deep inside of you and shoot 500 million sperm deep into your womb
Me: owww god yes.  i can feel it inside me
Me: feels goood
Guy: mmm i   hold ur legs up so nothing  gets out
Me: mmm we wouldn't want to have that precious seed all over the sheets
Me: maybe ill even invite a friend to come play with us
Guy: first time its just you and me baby
Me: mmm nice. how about you sprinkle some of that cum of your on my butt
Guy: i pull out of you and my cock  is covered with our juices  i offer u a taste  of our combined juices
Me: tastes like chicken
Me:
Guy: mm  i slide in back in and  then have u get on all  fours
Me: oww yess doggy style
Guy: nope
Guy:      i  take my cum covered cock and run it the  length of ur ass crack and then get up and sit on the couch
Guy:  i beckin u over
Me: owww yes i like to get down and dirty like that.  
Guy: i tell you to stand  in front of me  facing away
AT THIS POINT AIM WAS BEING A GIANT FAG SO I LOST A COUPLE OF LINES!

Me: heyy sweetie aim was being fabulous
Guy: ah hoy matey!
Guy:  good timing i was just fixing to leave
Guy:   give me one moment and we will pick up where we were
Me: ok sweetie. im playing with myself while i wait for you
Me: while listening to elevator music
Guy: mmm back couldnt play with my roomie in the room
Me: hihi.
Guy: u like down and dirty and rough eh well i will show you ;-)
Guy:  your standing in front of me  with your back to me i grab you about the waist and pull you onto my lap your legs straddling mine
Guy:   i   sit you right  down   on me with my cock slipping into your hot  tight ass hole
Guy:  i push  down on ur hips slamming my whole cock into your ass
Me: owww yes it feels so good
Guy: i hold u down and  reach around and rub ur clit while nibbling your earlobe and neck
Me: oww yes put some fingers inside me aswell
Guy: mmmm yes i slide 3  fingers all way in your now gooey  pusys rubbing  the top of you
Guy: i let go of you and  start to thrust  up into you   bounce on my cock jen
Me: oww im riding it soo hard. im a cowgirl. yihaaa
Me: i feels soo good. good like vannilla coke good.
Guy: mmm
Guy:  jen   ive got nothing of you but a pic and your hot talk but youve  got me hard as  diamond and throbbing over here
Guy: mmmm
Guy: i grab u by the hips and   fucking bounce u like a beachball on my cock  faster and faster
Me: oww yess im cumming
Guy: ohhhhhh yes im allmost there too
Me: owww cum inside me and spray that goo all over my uterus.
Guy: mmmmm ohg shit  ohhh
Guy: cumminnng
Me: owww yes!
Me: that was goood
Guy: mmm yes it  was
Me: did you play with yourself a bit
Me: i did
Guy:  ru   kidding jen?
Guy:  i came for you
Me: nicee im pretty wet myself. wet like a seal
Guy: good
Guy:  let me ask you something
Guy:  do u speak english as well as u type it?
Me: yup small accent though
Guy: accents are hot
Guy: give me  ur # and ill finish u off
Me: ill give you my cell tommorow orso, i bought a new one last week  but i have to wait 10 days for the new number cause i switched providers
Me: ahh really cool samsung
Guy: sweet
Guy: oh forgot something
Guy: since ur hot and i am a gentleman
Guy:  pulls ya close and cuddles ya fater sex and hands ya a smoke
Me: mmm nice. lets lay down and relaxx a bit
Guy:  yeah smile
Guy: s rubs ur back
Guy:   :-)
Guy:  did i lose ya?
Me: sorry i was playing some tetris motherfucker.
Me: i g2g sweetie.  talk to you later.
Me: think of me
Guy:  and you of me
Me: i shall. bye bye
Guy: buhbyes

[PirateClock]

Convo 4 (afther we released pirate and dwarf dancing)

Guy:  u are aa pirate
Me: hey
Me: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/337730
Guy: Silver Shamrock when did u do this/?
Me: haha while ago. only dwarf just edited the faces
Guy:  sweet
Guy: thats u in green?
Guy: woot :-)
Guy:  want a secret?
Guy:   come  here ill whisper it in your  ear
Me: hihi sure
Guy:  promise u wont tell no one?
Me: i promiss
Guy: ok
Guy:  im pirate clocks  biggest fan boy
Guy: Silver Shamrock

Convo 5

Guy: :-P:-*
Guy: how ya doing jen?
Me: hiya just woke up. im standing in my thong right now Silver Shamrock:P
Me: better get something on brbr
Guy: no u dont have to ;-)

then i left cause i really wasn’t in the mood.
 
Convo 6
Guy: well well  well look what the cat dragged in
Me: helloo
Me: well that's weird i go out for 2 hours. come back, and nobody's home anymore
Me: wonder were they went of too
Guy: u left me too
Guy:  hehe
Me: ahh did you miss me
Guy: that goes without saying
Guy:  i was like she left without even saying goodbye :-(
Me: sorrryy
Guy:  samiles
Guy:  think if u wink at me all will  be forgiven?
Guy: smiles*
Me: i kinda hoped so
Guy: is in the process of getting fdressed
Guy:  ill let it go this time but next time ill take u over my knee and spank your cute little bottom
Me: im a bad girl
Guy: hehe i know
Guy:  but  i like it so i wont hold it againt ya
Me: hihi:P
Guy:
Guy: im going out today myself busy day today
Guy:  going to the bank a  haircut and to the casino
Me: nice i have a party later tonigh
Me: suposed to be at school right now. but i didn't really feel like it
Guy: oh
Guy:  u are bad
Me: hihi. bad people are more fun
Guy: oh yeah thats soooo true *Piinches ur Ass
Me: i want to go out and get crazy tonight!
Guy: whats stopping ya?
Me: the fact that it's 2 o clock
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy:  ull live
Guy:     cant i keep u entertained?
Me: for about 15 minutes yes g2g afther then. me and a friend are gonna wax our legs
Guy: dman u
Guy:  come on for  such a  short time
Guy:  such a tease!!
Me: don't you want me to be nice and soft all over my body
Guy: i do
Guy:  but i cant feel  ur body :-(:-(:-(

Me: hihi it's a shame cause it feels quite nice and soft and stuff
Me: shame
Guy: would do more then just feel it
Me: and what would you do to me then
Guy: use my mouth tounge  hands and  manhood to pleas eu in every way   worship you like the goddess you are
Guy: besides
Guy:  youve got a  great personality wich is equally appealing usually   people  have looks and no personalty or the other way around
Me: hihi, yeah although i can be a bit of a bitch from time to time
Guy: every woman can
Guy: :-*
Guy: hey come back
Me: hihi sorry i was changing my pants
Guy: u dont  need to
Me: i was wearing tight jeans but it's pretty hot
Guy:   u allready did
Guy: Silver Shamrock
Guy:  less talk more proof
Me: im wearing a short white skirt right now
Me: im actually tempted to go comando
Guy: mmmm do it
Me: k
Guy: i find the thought very exciting
Me: it nice when there
Me: s a breeze outside
Guy: i bet
Guy:   and easy accses too
Guy: mmmm wish i could take care of that for ya
Guy: rub ur little clit annd slide ia finger deep inside
Me: sure feels nice.  typing is a bit slower now though, with just 1 hand
Guy: standing behind u one hand around ur waist holding u tight agaisnt my body the other in your hot snatch rubbing  ur clit   fingering u fast   while at the same time im sucking and nibbling ur neck
Me: mmm yeahhh ok
Guy: smiles
Me: now you've done it. im all wett and need to change my pants again.
Me: and i g2g
Me: well maybe the waxing will turn into something more
Me: talk to you later bye bye <3
Guy:  take care jen

[PirateClock]

TLDR


also i haven't told him yet that im not the girl of his dream. i wanted to get some input from you guys first what to tell him.


ps i copied and pasted most of it to crustclock and im pretty sure he got a boner.

[LimeClock]

Oh god. Thats funny!!!!!

[Loki Clock]

70 degrees? Hot? I hope he means Celsius.

[Schmellements Clawk]

Lmao, this is fucking gold. Tell him that you're an eighty year old male, but then just say that you're kidding. After that, say that you're not really eighty, but nineteen.

[SpinningCubeClock]

Send him a photo of your real self...lying down...lemonparty.

[DWARFINATORclock]

So you finally posted it!

[DillClock]

Haha. It's gonna be funny when he gets shut down.

[Steve]

Haha, that was gold.


(1000th post, god i feel like a post whore)

[DigitalLemonClock]

i haven't read nearly half of it but haha

[Slash]

HAha, $500 steak

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

ive read this ages ago faget,
still rubbing the chicken on these lines right?

[SchoolClock]

lol nice.

[CapitalistClock]

Tell him your cam is working and send a real photo off you.

Then tell him that was before the operation.

[PirateClock]

this is supposed to be me btw.

[Potion]

Where did you get that picture? This is pure gold. I'm pretty sure when you come clean he'll kill himself.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Where did you get that picture? This is pure gold. I'm pretty sure when you come clean he'll kill himself.

Where do people get pictures. And why does it matter?