Morgan Quest 64

[Munglai]

ok I'm going to bed so Morgan's adventures in the room to the left will continue tomorrow.

[SoBe Clock]

drink the liquid metal and then pee on the ground to make any possinle pursuers slip

also use your crab vision and turn the desk into a giant crustacean

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

[SoBe Clock]

it's supposed to protect him even though he's invincible

I just had to say it.

Roll the doll in the liquid metal, tie the string to one of its feet and let the metal cool around it. Then stick one of the doll's hands in the outlet, and use it as an electric barbie flail.

[StrangeClock]

fancy likeness! Get in that other room.

[Munglai]

I'm ignoring ridiculous, detailed suggestions at this point because there's no need for them.

You rub the Barbie in the melted metal to fulfill your wacky black man fetishes and head into the room to the left.


You find yourself in in a short, wooden-floored corridor. Through a large perspex window you notice that you are a billion million miles from the planet Earth.
There's a crude robot nearby.
There's a fancy sliding door to the left; the room you came from is to the right.

[Alazar]

Put the doll in the robot's mouth. Or whatever that opening below the circular thing is.
Also, wipe that stupid looking makeup off your face.
Finally, wonder quietly to yourself how it is that the earth is still clearly visible from a billion million miles away.

[StrangeClock]

Introduce yourself to the robot and ask it where you are.

edit: guys what is up with you instantly trying to destroy everything that might be helpful and ignoring exits for the sake of ridiculously convoluted escape attempts?

[peyoteclock]

attempt to communicate with the robot.

blow a kiss to the planet earth.

[Munglai]

One of the floorboards creaks loudly as you cross over to the robot. You put the barbie in its mouth but nothing happens.

You attempt to rub off the face paint but just end up looking a bit siller than you did before.
You wonder quietly to yourself how it is that the earth is still clearly visible from a billion million miles away and decide with your giant brain that it's because the window is also a magnifying glass.

I've got to go off for half an hour so this will continue then.

[BinaryClock]

Communicate to the robot, pretending to the Robot Barbie.

[BobbyClock]

Pick up the metal barbie again. run to the right, electrify the barbie doll using that outlet, then run back to the left and put it in that robots mouth thing.

Also, tie the barbie to the string so you don't absorb the electricity from the doll.

[Alazar]

Oh well, at least now it looks a little like war paint or something instead of clown makeup. Take the doll back and use it to pry up the creaky floorboard.

(By the way, by crude robot do you mean "crude" as "poorly made" or as "behaves in a crude manner, i.e., uses coarse language and inappropriate hand gestures".)

[Alazar]

[CaramelAppleClock]

that looks hawt

[Alazar]

that looks hawt

Thanks  

[Munglai]

Pick up the metal barbie again. run to the right, electrify the barbie doll using that outlet, then run back to the left and put it in that robots mouth thing.

Also, tie the barbie to the string so you don't absorb the electricity from the doll.

Stop making shitty, unnecessary plans, they're shitty.


You blow the Earth a kiss


and it blows you a slice of bread, which you pocket as you are a bread enthusiast.

Using the metal-coated Barbie as a makeshift crowbar, you prise up the loose floorboard to reveal some wiring.


You greet the robot with your best narater voice number 1.

What do you say?

[l1fty]

"Where am I?"

[Alazar]

"What in the hell is going on around here?" you ask, while munching on the bread.

[StrangeClock]

"Can you get me an outside line so I can call Laurence Fishburne?"

[KronosClock]

You say, in Narrator voice #3

"The Martians had no resistance
to the bacteria in our atmosphere.
             
Once they breathed our air, germs
harmless to us began to kill them.
             
The end came swiftly. All over the
world, their machines stopped and fell.
               
After all that men could do had failed, -
               
- the Martians were destroyed
and humanity saved -
             
- by the littlest things which God
in His wisdom had put upon this earth."