Morgan Quest 64

[Munglai]

"Where am I?"

"What in the hell is going on around here?" you ask, while munching on the bread.

[StrangeClock]

"Yes. Give me the biggest slice of bread you've got."

[Munglai]

"Can you get me an outside line so I can call Laurence Fishburne?"


You say, in Narrator voice #3

"The Martians had no resistance
to the bacteria in our atmosphere.

Once they breathed our air, germs
harmless to us began to kill them.

The end came swiftly. All over the
world, their machines stopped and fell.

After all that men could do had failed, -

- the Martians were destroyed
and humanity saved -

- by the littlest things which God
in His wisdom had put upon this earth."


"Yes. Give me the biggest slice of bread you've got."

Using his bread vision, the robot grants you with a whole loaf, which you stash away inside your suit.

[GuillotineClock]

Ask the robot if he has any condoms

[BobbyClock]

Ask the robot for a bread-knife too.

[MarshmallowClock]

Ask the robot for a bread-knife too.

And some jam. Cherry, preferably.

[Munglai]

The robot zaps you a condom (suspiciously unwrapped), a bread knife and some jam. Then having exhausted himself overusing his zappy laser he has to power down to conserve battery power.

[Loki Clock]

Make like McGuyver and turn the barbie doll, string, and wiring in the floor into a rocket launcher.

[BobbyClock]

Stab the robot in the eye for being rude and not saying goodbye.

[KronosClock]

Poor jam on the uncovered wires to power them down, then cut them with the knife. Put the condom on like a glove and mess with the wires until something happens.

[ChickenClock]

Steal the robot's wallet and run off to the other room.

[StrangeClock]

Have a minor picknick to recover your strength.

[Soup Clock]

Spread the jam on the floor around you to slip anybody who will try to interfere with you cutting all the wires.  Then put on the condom and rape the robot.

[MarshmallowClock]

Use the knife to cut off your own foot. Who knows? It might come in handy.

[Munglai]

You stop for a brief picnic, gaining a +4 constitution boost.

Using your condom as a glove to protect yourself from electrocution you slice through the wires.

[ChickenClock]

Slice them some more.

[SilverCherryClock]

Use them to jump start the robot and ask him for more stuff

[Soup Clock]

Charge your electrical powers from the wires and become Freemanchu.

[Munglai]

The wires won't reach the robot, so you slice them again and take them with you.

[Munglai]

For the sake of convenience, you are currently carrying:
a Barbie doll coated in iron
a piece of blue string
half a loaf of bread
a condom
a bread knife
an almost full jar of jam
a bundle of copper wire