Morgan Quest 64

[BobbyClock]

Slam the axe into moustachesr1337

[PentagramClock]

D0 as Freddie says and smash the wall.

[Marlin Clock]

D0 as Freddie says and smash the wall.

But with your head, it looks like it'd do more damage.
Also, why do none of them have hands? This isn't homestarrunner.com.

[Munglai]

But with your head, it looks like it'd do more damage.
Also, why do none of them have hands? This isn't homestarrunner.com.

Because Virtual Realito(TM) is the cheapest virtual reality program on the market ok.


You hack the wall.

A mysterious door appears.

You take a deep breath to steady your nerves (this is just for show as Morgan Freeman doesn't actually get nervous) and then step through.


You find yourself in a strange open space. Peculiar rectangular objects float through the air above you.
Looking down you notice that your left hand has transformed into some kind of pointy arrow device.
You suddenly become aware of your adept abilities to open, examine and rename things.

[Kombucha]

Click on box.exe.

[SilverCherryClock]

Destroy Box.exe

[SoBe Clock]

Open Internet Explorer, go on Clockcrew.net, and post in the morgan quest 64 thread.

[BobbyClock]

Question where your hat and sunglasses went.

[SoBe Clock]

this

edit: 7 day waiting period for the lose

Morgan freeman is not bound to the rules of the clock crew.


Also, HueyFreeClock is now MorganFreeClock. He already has an account

[Munglai]

You can't access internet explorer from here.
You don't have deleting capabilities so you check the properties of box.exe.

It's in the folder R:/Richard's Stuff/IMPORTANT/, along with fabulousporn.exe and beat.dsc
R:/Richard's Stuff/IMPORTANT/box.exe is currently being accessed by the user "Mike The Box"
Its description reads "Trance-pulse wavelength. Do not move or rename."

Question where your hat and sunglasses went.

DIGITAL ASTRAL PROJECTIONS DON'T WEAR ACCESSORIES.

[Kombucha]

Change the wallpaper to this:

Edit: Or this.

[BobbyClock]

Switch the filename of box.exe to gayporn.exe and gayporn.exe to box.exe

[SoBe Clock]

What do you mean you can't acess internet explorer from here, it's right there on the desktop.  

[BinaryClock]

rename box.exe to gayporn.exe and vice versa.

[Munglai]

What do you mean you can't acess internet explorer from here, it's right there on the desktop.  

Does it look like Morgan Freeman is right there on the desktop? He's clearly in some folder or something that's several hundred miles closer to the imaginary camera than the desktop duh.

You change the wallpaper somehow.



You switch the names on the two files.

[PentagramClock]

Look at the properties of Beat.dsc

[Marlin Clock]

e-hide behind beat.dsc and wait for Mike or Richard to show up, then shank him with your arrow-hand.

[Munglai]

You check the properties of beat.dsc

beat.dsc is a coded 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.
It's not currently being used by anybody.
It's description reads "A good thorough beating".
You can't access its contents as it's password protected, but you can eject it.

[PentagramClock]

Eject it so you can pick it up later.

[camoclock is a great man]

Eject beat,enter strip,check properties.