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Farted by Munglai, October 03, 2006, 06:13:51 PM

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Who does Morgan teleport to the ship?

eonard Nimoy
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ophia Petrillo
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ab Calloway
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rlando Bloom
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ack Nicholson
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ichael Jackson (80s version)
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Total Members Voted: 21

Voting closed: November 03, 2006, 11:21:08 AM

Munglai

Quote from: Ike-MikeAre there other exits than those 2 doors?

Yeah, you can go back into the room to the right or through a small wooden door to the left.

You take the robot's moustache. Fortunately he has another one underneath so it doesn't ruin his image.

You tell him to open the doors and some other stuff. He says "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN BE A WHORE RIGHT NOW"
You ask him when he's off work. He replies "NEVER slip me fifty bucks and we'll talk about it hun ; ) THANKS TO YOU"


You try to get at his disk collection but you can't find a way to open up his torso cupboard. None of that was inuendo ok.

You walk over to the door panel switch thing and call him for a lapdance.

There's no chair in the room so he performs a standing one.

During the dance some part of his body comes in contact with the panel and the door slides open. The robot returns to swinging his shirt around his head and cursing you.

What a smart plan.

For some reason you tie a rope around the robot's body and take it into the other room.


Steve

Ask Bjork why she in't as white as she used to be.

CaramelAppleClock

you tie the rope around anything heavy in the room
then you'll have an anchor once you go in uhm...space?

Munglai

Quote from: Worcestershire SauceAsk Bjork why she in't as white as she used to be.


She totally is.


You tie the rope to Bjork because she looks quite heavy.

camoclock is a great man

Tie up Bjork and Freddie.
Head through wooden door.
poop

Craisin

Push Bjork over and hit her with the stool.

Munglai


You rope up Freddie's feet for fun.

Then you head two rooms across through the wee wooden door.

It's right proper dark in here.

Craisin


CaramelAppleClock

you light your torch with the electric kettle

Munglai

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockThat's not very nice. She may not be as young as she used to be but she's doing allright!

No no see she's heavy because she's made out of incredibly dense moon clay.

You turn on your torch hoping to illuminate the room but it's not very powerful because Freddie bought it back in the 80s and also because I wanted to do one of these cliched adventure game torch puzzle things.

You can make out what looks like an eye on a string and the edge of a grave stone.

BinaryClock

Pan flashlight towards the right.
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

Folder

:army:
FUCK CLOCKS

Munglai

You shine your crappy torch to the right.


You take off the sunglasses but it doesn't make a difference as your eyes are so awesome that they don't effect you (but not so awesome that they can see in a dark room).

YoYoClock

walk over to the "string with an eyeball on it" and pull on it, as I am assuming that it is a light switch

by Thor + Satellite

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

BinaryClock

Do the commands marked above and be careful not to disturb the thing marked fragile.
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

Folder

disregard above command
:army:
FUCK CLOCKS

Munglai

Yoyo has obviously been practicing examining stuff in the dark to be able to identify stuff that smartly.

You go and pull on the eye string and the light goes on and stuff, revealing that everything has been drawn in a slightly larger brush than it should have been.

Aided by the lightbulb's lighting powers you take that there crowbar looking thing.

BobbyClock

Ask the snake what time it is.

Alazar

Quote from: RadioTubeClockexamine the (machine?) on the left to figure out what it is

It looks to me like a vacuum cleaner...it even says "suck" on the side.

Of course, it also looks like the lower leg of some manner of robot.

Anyways, carefully pry open the box that says "fragile" on it. Hopefully there's another robot leg inside, that way you can put your legs inboth of them and be a cool 9 foot tall cyborg dude.
I have been healed!  _praiz_

LampClock

Drop the crowbar before you get sued by Valve.
Quote from: SixShooterClockI saw black people at my school do it.
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