Stupid thing you did when you were younger

[YoYoClock]

in primary school i once told everybody that i thought my dad was gay (i didnt know what it meant). woah the shit i got for that one

[miracle fruit]

i cant remember

[StoopidClock]

using a computer.

HAH, i kid i kid

[YoYoClock]

i cant remember

it doesnt have to be from primary school, just my example was

[FrankClock]

Me and my friend were goofing around with one of kids that lived near us. We popped his little inflatable pool and he got mad so he came over and yelled at us. So we got scared he would tell and we hit him over the head with a stick. He died.

[SensuClock]

I think I was in kindergarten, I called my dad a wiener, and a teacher overheard, I was mortified.

[miracle fruit]

it doesnt have to be from primary school, just my example was

i dont remember much from elementary school, and i wasnt a retard in secondary.

[YoYoClock]

Me and my friend were goofing around with one of kids that lived near us. We popped his little inflatable pool and he got mad so he came over and yelled at us. So we got scared he would tell and we hit him over the head with a stick. He died.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[AMPEEEM]

I told people my Dad's best friend touches me.

No joke, he almost got in trouble, but I was fucking 4 and just repeating shit my cousin talked about.

[PirateClock]

i stole some trivial stuff.  
got piss drunk to the point were i couldn't walk anymore when i was 13, my dad had to pick me up and i puked all over him.
jumped of 4m high cliff, breaking my arm.
several accounts of vandalism and voilence.
made fun of a guy untill he started crying in class (he was sixteen)(for grey: ron  bij tekenen:))
got mad one time and i punched a hole in the door.
and some other stuff.

[Wind-up Clock]

I ran around with my pants off, but then again, who didn't?

[FrankClock]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm serious. We were like 7-8 and he was 5 or so. I held him down and my friend hit him over the head. I told him to stop but he hit him like 3 times and after the third time he stopped moving. We told his parents that he ran away. Hope they don't find out. They were poor so I don't think they have access to a computer now a days. Poor people aren't worth any thing any ways thats why they stopped looking for the kid (the police and all) after a week. The parents were never the same though.

[AMPEEEM]

I ran around with my pants off, but then again, who didn't?

Yeah, once I hid my friend's clothes behind my sofa and made his Mom walk him out to the car naked.

[AMPEEEM]

I'm serious. We were like 7-8 and he was 5 or so. I held him down and my friend hit him over the head. I told him to stop but he hit him like 3 times and after the third time he stopped moving. We told his parents that he ran away. Hope they don't find out. They were poor so I don't think they have access to a computer now a days. Poor people aren't worth any thing any ways thats why they stopped looking for the kid (the police and all) after a week. The parents were never the same though.

No waaaay. D:

[SensuClock]

I'm serious. We were like 7-8 and he was 5 or so. I held him down and my friend hit him over the head. I told him to stop but he hit him like 3 times and after the third time he stopped moving. We told his parents that he ran away. Hope they don't find out. They were poor so I don't think they have access to a computer now a days. Poor people aren't worth any thing any ways thats why they stopped looking for the kid (the police and all) after a week. The parents were never the same though.

No fucking way.

[FrankClock]

LOL No I am joking. We did really pop his inflatable pool though. But instead of hitting him over the head with a stick when he confronted us. We just striped him down to his underwear and threw him in a briar bush (whatever they are called with all the thorns and what not). He cried we laughed, good times. We also put him in my friend's club house (basically a little square with seats in it) and let loose like 5 bumble bees.

[miracle fruit]

got piss drunk to the point were i couldn't walk anymore when i was 13

Thanks for reminding me of when I got first drunk. I was 13 too, and I was at our cabin at Cultus lake. We went down the street to my cousin's place. And somebody gave me a beer so I'm like okay whatever. Then I got some more beers, and some captain morgans, i think. By then I was getting a good buzz. Then some people started offering me shots, and the next thing I know, I'm lying down in the grass outside in his yard, shouting out "poon!" and jumping small fleets of stairs to land hard and do a roll on the ground. I think I ended up breaking a chair, but I'm not sure. I also remember this older girl, she was about 22 or so, I don't know what she looked like, though. Mainly because it was 4-5 some years ago, and she got to the party when I was already fucked. Anyways, this chick was talking to my brothers friend Jim (Who, lucky bastard, ended up doing some sort of threesome with this chick and some other fat bitch, at least that what he said) and she was talking to him about hugging. She said something about when she wants a guy to hug her she wants him to grab her ass or something of the sort. So then she ended up giving me a hug and i grabbed her ass like an idiot and sat down giggling like a little faggot. Anyways I ended up touching her tits too but i dont remember how that happened.

Next morning my stomach felt like absolute shit, and I felt like an retard.

[YoYoClock]

Thanks for reminding me of when I got first drunk. I was 13 too, and I was at our cabin at Cultus lake. We went down the street to my cousin's place. And somebody gave me a beer so I'm like okay whatever. Then I got some more beers, and some captain morgans, i think. By then I was getting a good buzz. Then some people started offering me shots, and the next thing I know, I'm lying down in the grass outside in his yard, shouting out "poon!" and jumping small fleets of stairs to land hard and do a roll on the ground. I think I ended up breaking a chair, but I'm not sure. I also remember this older girl, she was about 22 or so, I don't know what she looked like, though. Mainly because it was 4-5 some years ago, and she got to the party when I was already fucked. Anyways, this chick was talking to my brothers friend Jim (Who, lucky bastard, ended up doing some sort of threesome with this chick and some other fat bitch, at least that what he said) and she was talking to him about hugging. She said something about when she wants a guy to hug her she wants him to grab her ass or something of the sort. So then she ended up giving me a hug and i grabbed her ass like an idiot and sat down giggling like a little faggot. Anyways I ended up touching her tits too but i dont remember how that happened.

Next morning my stomach felt like absolute shit, and I felt like an retard.

alchohol is fun

[waffle nigger]

Attaboy miraclefruit.


Uh.. I was in my moms car when I was like 6-7 and I took the parking brake off and it was on a hill I almost flew off the edge of a mountain but a tree was there. Pahah.

[miracle fruit]

Attaboy miraclefruit.


Uh.. I was in my moms car when I was like 6-7 and I took the parking brake off and it was on a hill I almost flew off the edge of a mountain but a tree was there. Pahah.

near-death experiences are always hilarious