Stupid thing you did when you were younger

[waffle nigger]

near-death experiences are always hilarious

Yep. :]

[EtchASketchClock]

I didn't know where the bathroom was in kindergarten, so I pissed behind a tree at recess.

[waffle nigger]

I didn't know where the bathroom was in kindergarten, so I pissed behind a tree at recess.

One time I pissed on someone.

[miracle fruit]

I didn't know where the bathroom was in kindergarten, so I pissed behind a tree at recess.

I piss behind trees all the time

[YoYoClock]

oh yeh, when i was like 7 i was shooting ball bearins out of my mouth at my brother from the top bunkbed and hitting him in the eye. but i swallowed several of them and had to have xrays and shit done. they told my mother to look out for it in my shit, which she never did

[Loki Clock]

I did stupid shit to be cool. Like drawing awkward people in marker and writing "FART FACE" above them. Atleast I have the satisfaction of being able to distinguish but from butt at the age of 5. I know this because the teacher found one left around after playtime or whatever that I had forgotten to throw away. She acted like saying "butt" was some kind of atrocious offense and held it up to the class all angry-styles, covering up the last "t", then called me to her desk. I tried hard to stop in 6th grade, but ended up doing stupid shit anyway.

EDIT: Also, when I was in Kindergarten, the teachers were lazy fuckers and wouldn't let you go inside to take a piss during recess, so I just tried to take a piss behind some bushes. Before then, I spent alot of time with my parents camping, so it was just the logical thing to do. Anyway, this friend of me spotted me and tried to walk over to me midstream, so I started to run away (still peeing). She caught up to me shortly. My efforts to avoid embarrassment were futile.

[Moose Clock]

I quoted some movie my mom was watching when i was like 5. At a day care center where she worked. The teacher over heard me saying.

"and then he stuck his ball sack in my mouth."

it was some court rape movie.

[WHITE_PLUM]

I walked in on my parents when i was 7

[SpinningCubeClock]

I wrote 'SuCK my dodl' on the inside of my cupboard in my room when I was little. Also when I was like 4 or 5, we went to this place called Lake Mountain. We've got a video of it, and all the way up the mountain in the car, i was saying 'SUCK MY DOODLE LAKE MOUNTAIN!' lol. BTW, here in Australia, doodle is another name for cock. It's not a little drawing thing lol.

There was some other shit I can't remember. I think I put a slice of cheese in the VCR. One of my friends used to put full toilet paper rolls in the toilet and he also used to lay on the floor (this is when he was like 1 and 2) and smash his head repeatedly on the floor.

[SamFisherKlawk]

1. Called my teacher: Cunt, whore, cock sucker everyday for 3 months
2. Broke in to a church and stole alot of candy and soda
3. Broke in to a friends house and stole a video game
4. Almost hung a cat
5. Tortyred a friend once. Made him eat grass, cut his penis with thorns and made him go in to the store with his pants and underware down.
6. Broke in to another friends house and stole cigarettes.
7. Shoplifted for about 1000KR

etc, etc.

I was one naughty kid

[salt]

When I was young, I needed to piss so I did it in front of my friends while they were on the swings. Boy did I get into shit.
The only time I really felt drunk or high was at this festival we have here every summer and I was watching the Kooks and there was some guy smoking weed next to me and blowing it right into my face. I also had 3 non alocoholic beers (which adds up to like one normal beer and a half, and I'm 12). I arrived at my friends house after 3am and slept till 8 am to find his little brother run in the tent we were in, naked, and fall down right in front of me. He kept saying "HI!" to me and I was saying "hi..." in a grumpy voice. This went on for 5 mins. I really felt like shit that day.

[SchnozzberryClock]

1. Called my teacher: Cunt, whore, cock sucker everyday for 3 months
2. Broke in to a church and stole alot of candy and soda
3. Broke in to a friends house and stole a video game
4. Almost hung a cat
5. Tortyred a friend once. Made him eat grass, cut his penis with thorns and made him go in to the store with his pants and underware down.
6. Broke in to another friends house and stole cigarettes.
7. Shoplifted for about 1000KR

etc, etc.

I was one naughty kid

I'm guessing your dad was some kind of psycho-killer?

[FileCabinetClock]

One time I yelled at a birthday party "THERE IS NO GOD" at the top of my lungs. everyone there was a devoted christian

[salt]

One time I yelled at a birthday party "THERE IS NO GOD" at the top of my lungs. everyone there was a devoted christian

Were you then crucified?

[yinyangclock]

I also had 3 non alocoholic beers (which adds up to like one normal beer and a half

wut

[salt]

wut

I DONT KNOW, I WAS JUST IMPROVISING BITCH, IT'S 2 AM

[Jim Gaffigan]

I pissed my pants once in the first grade. I was in trouble and had to stand in the corner, and I didn't know I could leave to go to the bathroom.

Another time (I don't remember how old I was), I drank Mike's Hard Lemonade because I thought it was just regular lemonade. But I spit it out.

[Odo]

Opened this thread.

[SensuClock]

Oh yah, if near death experiences count.

When I was about 3 or something, my family had this huge van thing, with a bed in the back, it was just like an RV, but more of a long van. Anyways, me, my dad, and my dad's friend (there were other people, like my sister, but I dont remember them). And my dad and his griend parked the van on the edge of this huge sea cliff, and went inside a restaraunt, well, at my house, the raod is flat, and I would get in the front seat and pull the emergency brake, like I was some kind of commander in a control booth. So, I went to the front seat, and pulled the brake, the vav started closing the 10 foot gap betwen it and the edge of the cliff, when my dads friend happens to glance out the window, he runs out, dives through the window and pulls the brake. I guess thats it. O yah, I think they were having tacos.

[coalclock]

I used to nick stuff from shops then sell it at school.
Set my trainers on fire and ollied over a fire then get arrested.
Punched a hole threw a mates door at a house party.
Mixed pills, bud and drink to the point of passing out.
Stole a mates game.
Threatened someone with a knife.
Drove my mates car for a good three miles.