Wanking - By Wilfred Owen

[deadmouseclock]

Bent double, like old wankers under sacks,  
Knock-kneed, wanking like hags, we wanked through sludge,  
Till on the haunting flares we wanked on our backs  
And towards our distant rest began to wank.  
Men marched wanking. Many had lost their boots  
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all wanking;  
Drunk with wanking; deaf even to the hoots  
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that wanked behind.

Wank! Wank! Quick, boys! –  An ecstasy of fumbling,  
Massaging the clumsy helmets just in time;  
But someone still was yelling out and wanking,  
And wanking like a man in fire or lime . . .  
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,  
As under a green sea, I saw him wanking.  
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,  
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, wanking.  

If in some smothering dreams you too could wank  
Behind the wagon that we wanked him in,  
And watch the white eyes wanking in his face,  
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of wanking;  
If you could hear, at every jolt, the sperm  
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted genitals,  
Obscene as wanking, bitter as the wank.  
Of vile, incurable sperm on innocent tongues,  
My friend, you would not wank with such high zest  
To children ardent for some desperate wanking,  
The old Lie; Wanke et Wankorum est  
Pro patria Wanki.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

STANLEY YELNATS

[LeekClock]

I laughed until tears streamed down my face

genius

[buttplug]

[CelticKnotClock]

[buttplug]

So did someoine change the half of the words to wanking or is it supposed to be like that.

[deadmouseclock]

So did someoine change the half of the words to wanking or is it supposed to be like that.

Here is the original you uneducated cretin

[camoclock is a great man]

O hi deadmouse.

[RobertSmithClock]

that was amazing

[TequilaClock]

Where the fuck have you been?

[SnakeClock]

Pro patria Wanki.

Classic.

[strawclock]

I wanked to this

ITS JUST A WHAT BITCH?

[Silly Putty Clock]

I wanked to this

Every time I see your sig, I laugh. Then I look at your avatar and laugh some more. "It's a lot of applesauce now, bud!"

[CrustClock]

hehee

what happened to deadmouseclock anyway?

[TomatoClock]

[FLASH]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7313/gemsweatuhqb0.swf[/FLASH]

[PentagramClock]

Dude, I'm so fucking drunk.  I feel like vodka is going to come out of my asshole and rape you up the ass. Seriously, I'm drunk, but I can type when I'm drunk. My anus is choding all over the place when I fuck the cockbird and eat shit and cunt dkgadsjap Fuck my asshole rape cunt shit. Im drunk. I've never been this drunk. I've never been this drunk. They say that in stream of conciousness writing that you should write what I am thinking because I am a fuck bo'skh;d/. God I am drunk. Eat shit and die you fucking cunt. I'll kill you,


BURN
FOR I AM ODIN

RAPIST CUNT ASSHOLE

PENIS UIN YOUR CRANIUM
FUCK MY ASSGIKE

Lo, tis a gala night
Within the lonesome latter years
An angel throng bewinged, bedight
All veiled, and drowned in tears
Sit in a theater

ANAL SEX

rape my asshole

Stop mking such shitty music while I am drunk
It is bad for my immune system

[WrenchClock]

I FIND THIS HAY-LARIOUS

[Biohazard]

orgasmic

[UnrealClock]

Awsome

Mr. Tomato, is it odd that when I see this, all that comes to mind is some dreadfully happy thread about me?

[TwistClock]

lol!