My mother found my fapkin napkin

[SnakeClock]

I do the shower thing. The floor its slippy when I am taking one, though.

I find it's hard to keep my footing or it happens too fast. I like to do it in bed.

Besides, there's only one shower in the house, and my family doesn't like it when I tie it up.

[TequilaClock]

I find it's hard to keep my footing or it happens too fast.

Just sit.

[FileCabinetClock]

this thread is gold

also masturbation with s0ap = fun

[SoBe Clock]

this thread is gold

also masturbation with s0ap = fun

Get any in the eye of the needle and it burns like hell.

[SnakeClock]

Just sit.

In the shower? I'll drown or get the bathroom floor all wet.

[AnimeClock]

don't masturbate masturbation is for FAGS

what, next you're going to say kissing your best friend is gay

[TequilaClock]

also masturbation with s0ap = fun

Whoa what?

[PossumClock]

Whoa what?

I'm guessing it builds up more momentum and less friction?

[AnimeClock]

The best thing is... to get naked and then do it while doing a wall-sit. See if you can come before your legs give out.

[TequilaClock]

I'm guessing it builds up more momentum and less friction?

I never got the "lube it" thing, I just do it dry.

The best thing is... to get naked and then do it while doing a wall-sit. See if you can come before your legs give out.

That calls olympics.

[PossumClock]

I never got the "lube it" thing, I just do it dry.

Same, btw, don't girls "lube it"? :S

The best thing is... to get naked and then do it while doing a wall-sit. See if you can come before your legs give out.

haha

[SnakeClock]

That calls olympics.

I guess this would be a Summer event. I wonder how you determine the winner? Is it just a race where the guy finishes first, or does some technique and style come into play?

[PossumClock]

Is it just a race where the guy finishes first, or does some technique and style come into play?

You could throw in some backflips i guess.

[FileCabinetClock]

I'm guessing it builds up more momentum and less friction?

Yeh, but you have to not get any on the tip.
Hard as hell.

[TequilaClock]

Same, btw, don't girls "lube it"? :S

Probably, but they should be careful to not stick their full hands.

I guess this would be a Summer event. I wonder how you determine the winner? Is it just a race where the guy finishes first, or does some technique and style come into play?

I think is about both. Russia would still give a 4.0 anyway.

[FileCabinetClock]

here's a fun game kids
masturbate when flaccid

[SnakeClock]

here's a fun game kids
masturbate when flaccid

Can't be done.

Though maybe you can do it...

[PossumClock]

Probably, but they should be careful to not stick their full hands.

Lube it or loose it.

[FileCabinetClock]

Why do women get so many different ways to masturbate?
>:U

[TequilaClock]

Why do women get so many different ways to masturbate?
>:U

Because women are gay.