My mother found my fapkin napkin

[TequilaClock]

What social purpose does the Sperm Cube serve?

Ameazement.

[Marlin Clock]

Nuh.

The word you're looking for is gamete or haploid.
and it's spelled zygote.

[TequilaClock]

The word you're looking for is gamete or haploid.
and it's spelled zygote.

Oh ok.

[DWARFINATORclock]

I sometimes use girls to catch my sperm. That keeps my fapkin napkin from getting too solid.

[FlavorClock]

I've always wanted to save up some in a bottle or something and then if I ever have access to a female's mouth again, I'll tell her to close her eyes because I'm gonna jetison my load, and then splash the bottle on her face in short bursts for like 20 minutes and see if she ever figures it out.

EDIT:

What social purpose does the Sperm Cube serve?

Dunk tank.

[Marlin Clock]

I've always wanted to save up some in a bottle or something and then if I ever have access to a female's mouth again, I'll tell her to close her eyes because I'm gonna jetison my load, and then splash the bottle on her face in short bursts for like 20 minutes and see if she ever figures it out.

Good luck getting it out of the bottle.
It'd probably dehydrate after too long.

[IvysaurClock]

You'd need to warm it up first. Maybe put the bottle under your armpit for around half an hour.

[FlavorClock]

I'd keep a cap on it. No air = no evaporation = no dehydration.

[SnakeClock]

I'd keep a cap on it. No air = no evaporation = no dehydration.

Wouldn't that imply that it needs to be airtight? And if you left it out in the sun, the water would evaporate anyway, even though it wouldn't go anywhere, and I doubt it would go back after it gets out of the sun.

[TequilaClock]

I'd keep a cap on it. No air = no evaporation = no dehydration.

This man got brains.

[Marlin Clock]

I'd keep a cap on it. No air = no evaporation = no dehydration.

O_O
Did everyone in the CC fail science class?
I'd get that morbo picture, but I already used it in that microwave thread.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

I do the shower thing. The floor its slippy when I am taking one, though.

when I do that I lay down.  Makes things alot easier.

[AnkhClock]

O_O
Did everyone in the CC fail science class?

Because you're the leading expert on fapping, aren't you?

[Marlin Clock]

Because you're the leading expert on fapping, aren't you?

Well as someone that wants to be an expert in animal biology, I have to know these sorts of things.
Along with some plain common sense
(these sorts of things meaning reproductive systems, phase changes, etc.)

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

I think I know a thing or two about this, I started when I was 11.

[AnkhClock]

Well as someone that wants to be an expert in animal biology, I have to know these sorts of things.

You know all about sperm, but you've never experienced it first hand.

[TequilaClock]

Well as someone that wants to be an expert in animal biology, I have to know these sorts of things.
Along with some plain common sense
(these sorts of things meaning reproductive systems, phase changes, etc.)

Science and religion don't mix up well, you know?

[SnakeClock]

You know all about sperm, but you've never experienced it first hand.

Ironically enough, that's probably true. _poogle_

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

YEAH WELL MY SPERM COUNTS HIGHER THEN URS!!!1

[FlavorClock]

if you left it out in the sun, the water would evaporate anyway, even though it wouldn't go anywhere, and I doubt it would go back after it gets out of the sun.

Water doesn't evaporate from inside an airtight container. The moisture that collects on the outside of containers of liquid is condensation from the atmosphere outside of the container. It's like a water magnet. If it happened the other way, canned soda would come out in a solid block.

Also: Fapping in the shower is a bad idea because it turns the goo to something almost identical in consistency to Elmer's white glue.

Unless you're a girl, and then the shower is the only place to be, because you can get a removable shower head (one of those sprayer things) and wake up your whole neighborhood.