My mother found my fapkin napkin

[FileCabinetClock]

guys this thread is HOT

[Marlin Clock]

That's like saying someone shouldn't be able to know AIDS without having it O_o
and screw you, JPII made an entire academy for the Church's scientists.

And flavor, it's still phase changes, if it gets up near 100 degrees it will start to evaporate like everything else made of water.

[FileCabinetClock]

That's like saying someone shouldn't be able to know AIDS without having it O_o
and screw you, JPII made an entire academy for the Church's scientists.

Having AIDS and the experience of masturbation are two totally different things in my opinion.
I mean, you can sort of describe what it feels like to have AIDS, while masturbation really isn't describable.

[Marlin Clock]

Having AIDS and the experience of masturbation are two totally different things in my opinion

Well he's challenging my knowledge of a substance that I do not witness in real life myself. I'd say it's a good analogy.

[IvysaurClock]

True, but you can describe them both in terms of being similar to something else.

AIDS is like the worst flu you've ever had, times 10.
Masturbation is like the best massage you've ever had, times 10.

[SnakeClock]

Water doesn't evaporate from inside an airtight container. The moisture that collects on the outside of containers of liquid is condensation from the atmosphere outside of the container. It's like a water magnet. If it happened the other way, canned soda would come out in a solid block.

I was thinking that sunlight can't shine through aluminum, therefore it couldn't evaporate. But evaporation doesn't need light,  it just needs heat.

How can you be sure your container is airtight, though? If there's air in it, then airtightness is moot in this situation.

Also: Fapping in the shower is a bad idea because it turns the goo to something almost identical in consistency to Elmer's white glue.

Unless you're a girl, and then the shower is the only place to be, because you can get a removable shower head (one of those sprayer things) and wake up your whole neighborhood.

LOL! Funniest thing I've heard all day!

[FileCabinetClock]

True, but you can describe them both in terms of being similar to something else.

AIDS is like the worst flu you've ever had, times 10.
Masturbation is like the best massage you've ever had, times 10.

That's a very valid point lmao

[Odo]

POSTING IN 6 PAGE THREAD ABOUT MASTURBATION

[buttplug]

What the fuck is wrong with the clockcrew.

[FileCabinetClock]

What the fuck is wrong with the clockcrew.

tits or gtfo

[buttplug]

tits or gtfo

Oh now I see.

[SnakeClock]

and screw you, JPII made an entire academy for the Church's scientists.

Good on him for given credence to science; I hope that will open up a lot for the church.

I also hope Benedict doesn't undo that work.

[SoBe Clock]

What the fuck is wrong with the clockcrew.

Hormones and sex deprivation.

[YoYoClock]

a jar of cum is hardly gonna reach 100 degrees, but if it somehow did, and was airtight, then the water would evaporate, but it would have nowhere to travel, and so cause a large pressure on the jar. Depending on how much cum is in there and how strong the glass it, and how hot it is, it might explode.


which would be hilarious

[buttplug]

Hormones and sex deprivation.

I think my hormones have slowed down. I went from jerking it like 3 times a day to like once every two or three days.

[TequilaClock]

In a final conclusion: Masturbation > Religion.

[Marlin Clock]

Good on him for given credence to science; I hope that will open up a lot for the church.

I also hope Benedict doesn't undo that work.

You're not going to get anywhere trying to contest the works of the greatest Pope of the past two millennia.

In a final conclusion: Masturbation > Religion.

No.
Just no.

[Freshner]

start a bullet-proof tee-shirt company... it wouldn't cost you anything- you'd get to have fun all day

I second this.

Except with me.

[TequilaClock]

No.
Just no.

Tell me at least ONE killing due to masturbation.

[Marlin Clock]

Tell me at least ONE killing due to masturbation.

Ever heard of auto-erotic asphyxiation?