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TequilaClock

#120
February 10, 2007, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: Illini Clock;693313Ever heard of auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Subside doesn't count.

Marlin Clock

#121
February 10, 2007, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Monodi-;693316Subside doesn't count.
?

Ti-83Clock

#122
February 10, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Illini Clock;693318?

"sink to a lower level or form a depression"

it kind of makes sense

AngelBerry

#123
February 10, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Monodi-;693312Tell me at least ONE killing due to masturbation.

It's probably happened, somewhere, somehow

FlavorClock

#124
February 10, 2007, 10:13:44 PM
This thread will be an epic Flash movie. It's already in progress.

Ti-83Clock

#125
February 10, 2007, 10:15:33 PM
Quote from: FlavorClock;693326This thread will be an epic Flash movie. It's already in progress.

i hope you have an epic scene where i define what subside is

IvysaurClock

#126
February 10, 2007, 10:17:46 PM
Masturbating with broken glass would kill you, if you're a lady-type.

AngelBerry

#127
February 10, 2007, 10:18:24 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693335Masturbating with broken glass would kill you, if you're a lady-type.

D: ouch

Freshner

#128
February 10, 2007, 10:19:31 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693335Masturbating with broken glass

It's nice to see another quartzical-erotica fan here on the forums.
[flash]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6131/ccsigprojea8.swf width=350 height=100[/flash]

Ti-83Clock

#129
February 10, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693335Masturbating with broken glass would kill you, if you're a lady-type.


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Quote from: AngelBerry;693323It's probably happened, somewhere, somehow

TequilaClock

#130
February 10, 2007, 10:21:13 PM
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;693343vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

FUCK!

Bet lost.

IvysaurClock

#131
February 10, 2007, 10:23:28 PM
If you're one of those guys into shoving things in your urethra, you can get a nasty infection...
Enemas, for those who're into it... alcohol enemas can kill you pretty quickly.
BDSM can definetely kill you. Knife play, gun play... scat could, if you don't have very good hygeine practises...

Natural selection. ;)

TequilaClock

#132
February 10, 2007, 10:24:18 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693349If you're one of those guys into shoving things in your urethra, you can get a nasty infection...
Enemas, for those who're into it... alcohol enemas can kill you pretty quickly.
BDSM can definetely kill you. Knife play, gun play... scat could, if you don't have very good hygeine practises...

Natural selection. ;)

Someone post the battery in dickhole .gif

AngelBerry

#133
February 10, 2007, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693349If you're one of those guys into shoving things in your urethra, you can get a nasty infection...
Enemas, for those who're into it... alcohol enemas can kill you pretty quickly.
BDSM can definetely kill you. Knife play, gun play... scat could, if you don't have very good hygeine practises...

Natural selection. ;)

I didn't fully understand the above but it didn't sound fun :(

Marlin Clock

#134
February 10, 2007, 10:27:22 PM
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;693322"sink to a lower level or form a depression"

it kind of makes sense
Not really.
I don't see why there should be rules on how it killed someone. It's someone dying, and dying because of masturbation. It fits all he required me to give, I just think he didn't want me to find it.
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693349Enemas, for those who're into it... alcohol enemas can kill you pretty quickly.
Alcohol enemas were used by the romans to just get even more drunk when their stomachs refused to down more wine.
It's not exactly what I'd call masturbation.
(angelberry, enemas are when you force things up your ass.)

Marlin Clock

#135
February 10, 2007, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClock;693349Enemas, for those who're into it... alcohol enemas can kill you pretty quickly.
Alcohol enemas were used by the romans to just get even more drunk when their stomachs refused to down more wine.
It's not exactly what I'd call masturbation.

Ti-83Clock

#136
February 10, 2007, 10:31:16 PM
Quote from: Illini Clock;693365Not really.
I don't see why there should be rules on how it killed someone. It's someone dying, and dying because of masturbation. It fits all he required me to give, I just think he didn't want me to find it.

i think he really meant suicide
but you still won lol

PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

#137
February 10, 2007, 10:32:34 PM
I EJACULATED BLOOD INTO MY FAPKIN NAPKIN :O

IvysaurClock

#138
February 10, 2007, 10:32:47 PM
Quote from: Illini Clock;693365Not really.
Alcohol enemas were used by the romans to just get even more drunk when their stomachs refused to down more wine.
It's not exactly what I'd call masturbation.
(angelberry, enemas are when you force things up your ass.)

There is such a thing as an enema fetish.

SoBe Clock

#139
February 10, 2007, 10:33:29 PM
Quote from: Monodi-;693312Tell me at least ONE killing due to masturbation.

NOBODY MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT.





hehehe
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