Flux's Quest for Employment

FluxCapacitorClock · June 12, 2007, 07:22:43 PM

Flux says:
GUYSZ I APLLIED FOR A JOB AT SEARS AND I DONT THINK ILL GET CALLED ISNT THAT GRAND

ASDF MAN says:
SORRY

Machiavel says:
Are you going to pose in the catalogue's underwear section?

ASDF MAN says:
maybe you should try working at my uncles meth lab

ASDF MAN says:
I'd pay money for that!

Flux says:
when i turned in the application the manager gave me a look like "ghahaha nice try kid"

ASDF MAN says:
hahahaha

Flux says:
but said "well get back to you."

Machiavel says:
they never get back to you

Flux says:
i know D:

Machiavel says:
Try a Christmas store ;p

ASDF MAN says:
lol

Flux says:
heh

Flux says:
leek should hire me. and put me in a sweatshop making little plush strawberryclocks

Flux says:
THATD BE AN AWESOME JOB

Flux says:
AMIRITE

FluxCapacitorClock · June 12, 2007, 07:24:13 PM

I'll keep you guys updated on my job status.

FluxCapacitorClock · June 12, 2007, 07:27:12 PM

I also applied at Wegmans, Wendy's, and Quality Markets but fuck them.

Kodiakclock · June 12, 2007, 07:44:35 PM

whos Machiavel

Chalk Clock · June 12, 2007, 07:46:44 PM

Wegman's? Sounds like a vinerial desiese.

FluxCapacitorClock · June 12, 2007, 09:56:25 PM

Quote from: kodiak Atresbycwckolr;859485whos Machiavel

LOTUSCLOCK

Quote from: Bob: Agent of Hydra;859489Wegman's? Sounds like a vinerial desiese.

It's a grocery store

http://www.wegmans.com/index.asp

Kodiakclock · June 12, 2007, 09:56:55 PM

Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;859733LOTUSCLOCK

Ohh

buttplug · June 12, 2007, 09:57:43 PM

Wegmans sucks, don't work there. I'm applying to Arbys.

Thor · June 12, 2007, 10:31:30 PM

sell your body

TequilaClock · June 12, 2007, 11:00:47 PM

I am going to ask tomorrow for a job in an internet portal, just a myspace ripoff

buttplug · June 12, 2007, 11:01:29 PM

Quote from: TequilaClock;859876I am going to ask tomorrow for a job in an internet portal, just a myspace ripoff

:'(

I want an internet job.

FluxCapacitorClock · June 18, 2007, 01:16:42 PM

UPDATE:

Wendy's just called me back and scheduled an interview this Thursday at 3:00 _poogle_

camoclock is a great man · June 18, 2007, 01:20:40 PM

Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868126UPDATE:

Wendy's just called me back and scheduled an interview this Thursday at 3:00 _poogle_

That kicks ass.

AnkhClock · June 18, 2007, 01:31:37 PM

Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868126UPDATE:

Wendy's just called me back and scheduled an interview this Thursday at 3:00 _poogle_

Will you get free burgers?

FluxCapacitorClock · June 18, 2007, 01:45:29 PM

Quote from: AnkhClock;868138Will you get free burgers?

Yes. I'll make damn sure of it.

AnkhClock · June 18, 2007, 01:53:04 PM

Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868151Yes. I'll make damn sure of it.

buttplug · June 18, 2007, 02:43:04 PM

I'M GOING TO GO THERE AND ORDER 500 BURGERS AND NOT PAY

FluxCapacitorClock · June 18, 2007, 02:55:45 PM

Quote from: Buttplug;868214I'M GOING TO GO THERE AND ORDER 500 BURGERS AND NOT PAY

I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND IN BETWEEN HER SCREAMS I WILL SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW BACON CHEESEBURGER?!"

Kodiakclock · June 18, 2007, 03:03:11 PM

Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;868236I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND IN BETWEEN HER SCREAMS I WILL SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW BACON CHEESEBURGER?!"

epic

buttplug · June 18, 2007, 03:04:13 PM

Quote from: kodiak Atresbycwckolr;868248epic

Quote from: ButtplugGET ME INTO A GIANT JERK CIRCLE WITH MY FAMILY

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