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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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SageClock

Just watch:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

I think I liked Heavenly Sword's the best so far, but they're all great.

And the Escapist itself is a magazine that tries to go "deeper" into the game industry with its articles than the typical shallow fare, and does a decent job, so you might want to check them out as well.

Also: Fable and The Darkness reviews on Youtube, before he got picked up by Escapist.

AdrenalineClock

Yeah, they're awesome.  I wonder how long he can keep it up.

Mangosteen Clock


SnakeClock

My anti-Clock friend introduced me to this fine fellow. He's finally pulling his weight (my anti-Clock friend, not Ben Croshaw).

I've watch each review a minimum of ten times, and they never get old. :)

Wind-up Clock

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


AdrenalineClock


Solenoidclock

Wow. I wonder how he prepares his reviews, his delivery is so awesome.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

buttplug


AdrenalineClock

Quote from: Wikipedia Brown;1033559Wow. I wonder how he prepares his reviews, his delivery is so awesome.

My guess is he writes them and rehearses a bit

SnakeClock

Quote from: Henchman 21;1033608My guess is he writes them and rehearses a bit

I like to think that it's improvised; it has that effervescent charm about it. I shall ask him.

Il Duce

I have no idea how he maintains the same tone through his delivery.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Dick Nixon;1033630Just watched all of them, great stuff. He needs to make more!

Tune in every Wednesday.

Poltergeist


PoisonshroomClock

Ah this fellow, I saw the BioShock one not too long ago. I just watched the Heavenly Sword one, good shit.

edit: woagh just went through and watched all of them, i'm hooked this guy's great

Asshatclock


SnakeClock

Quote from: The 37th President;1033613I like to think that it's improvised; it has that effervescent charm about it. I shall ask him.

I asked him; turns out it is scripted. :o

AdrenalineClock

Quote from: The 37th President;1034045I asked him; turns out it is scripted. :o

Does he rehearse them a bit?

SnakeClock

Quote from: Henchman 21;1034359Does he rehearse them a bit?

I doubt it, but you should ask him this time. I don't want to nag him. :o

EDIT: Never mind, I asked him anyway.

AdrenalineClock

Why wouldn't he?  You think he nails those intricate, super-long sentences on the first take every time?