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Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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SnakeClock

#320
September 03, 2008, 01:49:52 PM
My friends were obsessed with EVE Online because it's a game you literally played in your sleep. They'd keep talking about what stats they would be boosting that night so that they can check it in the morning like that's part of the fun. :p

Wind-up Clock

#321
September 03, 2008, 02:26:24 PM
My brother recommended EVE to me because of all the time i use to play Freelancer.

At least you seem to "dogfight" in Freelancer.
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salt

#322
September 03, 2008, 02:52:43 PM
Yeah EVE Online was pretty bad.
hej.

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TabascoClock

#324
September 08, 2008, 08:03:25 PM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398690http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/de-rez/152-Yahtzees-Biggest-Fan

So anyone post this yet? This is good stuff right here.

The audio was bad in a few scenes, but the video was alright.

TruncheonClock

#325
September 09, 2008, 05:21:03 AM
Quote from: Gazpacho;1399046The audio was bad in a few scenes, but the video was alright.

Actually, it was unfunny.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

PirateClock

#326
September 10, 2008, 11:42:44 AM
The warhammer trailer at the end of the Too Human review is badassssss

shame mmorpg's suck.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

GreyClock

#327
September 10, 2008, 01:13:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400037The warhammer trailer at the end of the Too Human review is badassssss

shame mmorpg's suck.
Didn't we play the demo of Too Human once because someone from this forum recommended it to you and it ended up being really really horrible?

PirateClock

#328
September 10, 2008, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1400054Didn't we play the demo of Too Human once because someone from this forum recommended it to you and it ended up being really really horrible?

Yes, once being last friday.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

GreyClock

#329
September 10, 2008, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400056Yes, once being last friday.
No not last Friday right?

PirateClock

#330
September 10, 2008, 01:19:55 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1400058No not last Friday right?

I can't really recall! somewhere last week though, when we where playing castle crashers and i said: hey some clockcrew fag said Too Human is pretty cool, let's dowload the demo!  and then later we played it and i said: Wow this is pretty shit, let's play some cod4 so i can own you again.  And you said: no let's play some more castle crasher instead cause that's somewhat i suck slightly less at. And then you picked up one animal orb just before me and i forgot which one forcing me to go and find them all again in order to get the achievement.  thnkx allot.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

GreyClock

#331
September 10, 2008, 01:21:46 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400061I can't really recall! somewhere last week though, when we where playing castle crashers and i said: hey some clockcrew fag said Too Human is pretty cool, let's dowload the demo!  and then later we played it and i said: Wow this is pretty shit, let's play some cod4 so i can own you again.  And you said: no let's play some more castle crasher instead cause that's somewhat i suck slightly less at. And then you picked up one animal orb just before me and i forgot which one forcing me to go and find them all again in order to get the achievement.  thnkx allot.
I'm pretty sure we played Castle Crashers non-stop except for a little pee break or something! So maybe like the week before that.

PirateClock

#332
September 10, 2008, 01:24:07 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1400065I'm pretty sure we played Castle Crashers non-stop except for a little pee break or something! So maybe like the week before that.

mmm quite a mystery we have here..
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Asshatclock

#333
September 10, 2008, 03:15:14 PM
Grey you can just admit right now that Pirate is your alt.

Kombucha

#334
September 10, 2008, 06:50:44 PM
Haha this review was great.

SnakeClock

#335
September 10, 2008, 08:45:13 PM
This week: Too Human.

I love it when Yahtzee gets an aggressively bad game to tee off on, especially one that was seven years in the making.

Kombucha

#336
September 10, 2008, 09:20:42 PM
I expect that now Spore's been released, tons of people are going to mass request that he review it.

SnakeClock

#337
September 10, 2008, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1400366I expect that now Spore's been released, tons of people are going to mass request that he review it.

Is it going to be like a Call of Duty 4 thing? I'm surprised any Spore fans would ask him to review it; they probably wouldn't want their baby horribly bludgeoned by this Australian curmudgeon. But I guess that never occurs to them as they beg for it. :p

TequilaClock

#338
September 10, 2008, 10:03:44 PM
Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400037The warhammer trailer at the end of the Too Human review is badassssss

shame mmorpg's suck.
I can't agree more in both parts. If the game is this fucking incredible I would buy it twice
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