Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

[WreckingBallClock]

I think Sega is just broke. They made the Saturn in the 5th generation, and it was completely ignored. Then they made the Dreamcast, which was supposed to be a secret (some ass spilled the beans), practically giving the plans to the competition, and making the Dreamcast next to unheard of. Sega, trying to stabilize itself, pops out new Sonic games with a gimmick to attract attention, just so they can try and pay their debts off.


Also, he put Sonic Adventure 2 as a bad game, which is bullshit.

he'll probably do it next week

I'm still losing $10 bucks :'(

[TequilaClock]

Everything he said about Sonic is fucking true.

Saying Sonic is like a rockstar was a brilliant analogy.

[Chalk Clock]

yes. this is defiantly one of my favorite videos.

[SnakeClock]

I'm surrprised he didn't review Prince of Persia... I had $10 on that...

This is why I'm not a betting man as far as Yahtzee is concerned.

I more expected him to do PoP, but it occurred to me it's probably behind on the Australian release date. I had a feeling he would do Sonic Unleashed at some point, but didn't expect it this week. It's a pleasant surprise.

I love the way Yahtzee depicts Sonic, especially when he's "running too fast".

I was going to rent it this week, but I think I'll hold off now.

[PirateClock]

waiting for poltergeist to trow another hissy fit

[WreckingBallClock]

This is why I'm not a betting man as far as Yahtzee is concerned.

I more expected him to do PoP, but it occurred to me it's probably behind on the Australian release date. I had a feeling he would do Sonic Unleashed at some point, but didn't expect it this week. It's a pleasant surprise.

I love the way Yahtzee depicts Sonic, especially when he's "running too fast".

I was going to rent it this week, but I think I'll hold off now.

You don't actually run that fast, Yahtzee was being an idiot by holding down the X (boost) button. When you race a car, you don't floor the gas, else you WILL crash into everything.

I played the demo, and it was really fun. Gonna rent it pretty soon.

[EtchASketchClock]

2008 In Review

Its just a best-of montage from a bunch of his reviews, still funny though.

[FlossClock]

God dammit, where was my apology for "Game Damage".

[WreckingBallClock]

Well, there goes 10 more dollars...

[TequilaClock]

Good news for the wrecker, Prince of Persia is today's.

[Poltergeist]

waiting for poltergeist to trow another hissy fit

I don't much care for these rumours Asshat has been spreading! The only sonic game I own is Sonic Adventure 2, all I said was the new one looked promising

[AirPumpClock]

Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

[Slash]

Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

Yes, because it's so hard to see any difference.

[Marlin Clock]

Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

The last one to be called Prince of Persia, with no subtitle, was the original in 1989. Seeing as that was an nes game, I think people would know the difference by context.

[AirPumpClock]

The last one to be called Prince of Persia, with no subtitle, was the original in 1989. Seeing as that was an nes game, I think people would know the difference by context.

I mean that Sands of Time or whatever the first one people actually know about is called. I didn't know there even was a NES one.

[Poltergeist]

Why is the fourth Prince of Persia just called "Prince of Persia" when that's pretty much what the first game is known as? Way to be confusing.

When people talk about the game "sonic the hedgehog" they either have to say "original" or "shit" afterwards

[zl]

popsot popsot popsot popsot

[Pin Clock]

Sonic Unleashed's review was fucking brilliant, and reminded me of why I love Yahtzee.

[Marlin Clock]

I mean that Sands of Time or whatever the first one people actually know about is called. I didn't know there even was a NES one.

Yeah, but that was called Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, not Prince of Persia, I thought most people identified it that way, anyway.

[Flounderpa]

This Time Around is Tomb Raider Underworld, and I never played so I can't add something clever here