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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Poltergeist

Quote from: RibsClock;1660218Whoever thought that a George Lucas company would torpedo its own legacy by tacking unneeded episodes onto a glorious franchise?

Well I hope they learn from this.

Clever.

TequilaClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1660218Whoever thought that a George Lucas company would torpedo its own legacy by tacking unneeded episodes onto a glorious franchise?

Well I hope they learn from this.
Hah.


Poltergeist


Slash


Marlin Clock

Yeah, he's been getting weirdly gimmicky lately.

TremcladClock

I'm glad he addressed something that's been bothering me for ages; resurrected titles that fail to acknowledge their predecessors.


Mashed Potato Johnson

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Poltergeist

Quote from: STUBZ;1664820WOLFENSTEIN WAS GOOD

fuck yahtzee

I've never really cared much for his overall opinion of the game, but most of the time his commentary at the very least holds steady

PirateClock

Haha i liked the batman one, reviewing good games is much better cause he really has to nitpick at small details like boxart.
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PirateClock

I also liked this one because i too find guitar hero games I'm a edgy teen.
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BunnyClock


Slash

#832
Link for lazy people:

Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/941-Beatles-Rock-Band-and-Guitar-Hero-5

Ending actually conveyed all my feelings towards GH from the first time it was released, well except maybe that it's actually DDR but with plastic guitar controller.

PirateClock

Quote from: bunnyclock;1670834Thanks for linking us Pirate!

You are in the clockcrew maggot, only internet pro's come here, don't you come brining this link shit in my face or ill whoop your ass back to the newgrounds bbs.
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Thor

Yo Excapist I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Angry Video Game Nerd was the best online video game reviewer of ALL TIME!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Slash

Quote from: Thor;1670867Yo Excapist I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Angry Video Game Nerd was the best online video game reviewer of ALL TIME!

LOL, EPIC FAIL, LURK MOAR

Slash

I was going to post this before, but then I had dinner and then I fell asleep.

Anyway here is: Darkest of days
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/957-Darkest-of-Days

Slurpee