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Farted by Thor, October 19, 2007, 08:24:49 PM

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Thor

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Oh no! My girlfriend rupee clock has been kidnapped! Help me save her from this mysterious building!

enter command:
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Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

peyoteclock


SockpuppetClock


Thor

>talk to pumpkin



Thor: Pumpkin, help me! Somebody kidnapped rupee clock and hid her in this building!

Pumpkin: What was that? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I'm too busy guarding the key for the front door of this mysterious building!

Thor: Oh, sorry to bother you.



>go north

The fence is in the way.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Crippled midget clock

CHRONIC SHITPOSTER(pun intended)

Thor

>jump in the window



You can't fit because you're too fat!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

peyoteclock


Thor

>poke window eye



You attempt to poke the eye in the window only to discover that somebody painted the bottom half of the window black and glued some fake eyes to it. Weird.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Beta Ray Bill;1063330>poke window eye
quote]
 
>ask pumpkin for key
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

KeyClock

Head to the right, following the fence

CubeMelonClock

>Open door and walk inside after pumpking gives key.


Thor

>ask pumpkin for key



Thor: Can I have that key please?

Pumpkin: Ya sure, here you go... wait a minute! I'm guarding this thing! I can't just give it to you without a fight!


>Head to the right, following the fence



turns out the fence goes in a circle.

>Open door and walk inside after pumpking gives key.

invalid request: pumpkin has not given me the key
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

KeyClock

Tell Pumpkin you'll make a jack o lantern out of him if he doesn't give you that key

Thor

>Tell Pumpkin you'll make a jack o lantern out of him if he doesn't give you that key



Thor: Give me the key or I'll make a jack o lantern out of you!

Pumpkin: You don't have the guts!




Received item: Key
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Thor

>Open door and walk inside after pumpking gives key.



You walk inside. You see peyote clock rushing into a door on the upper floor. The only source of light is a candle on a table.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

KeyClock

blow out the candle and then blindly stumble upstairs

Thor

>blow out the candle and then blindly stumble upstairs



You're able to get up on your 3rd try thanks to the radar hearing you learned from watching Daredevil a bunch of times.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TheCheshireClock

> DO A BARREL ROLL!!!! (into the other guy)


Thor

> DO A BARREL ROLL!!!! (into the other guy)


I barrel on into the room.

Peyote: Good, you're here. I've been looking all over for you. Step into the machine so we can begin the experiment.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

KeyClock

obviously you step into the machine