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Farted by Thor, October 19, 2007, 08:24:49 PM

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Thor

#20
October 19, 2007, 09:31:28 PM
>step into the machine



Peyote: Alright cubemelon, press the RED button!

cubemelon presses the blue button



Peyote: Damn it cubemelon you fucking idiot. I said red. Fuck this, I'm going home to eat some shrooms.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TheCheshireClock

#21
October 19, 2007, 09:48:28 PM
>QUICK! Kill cube melon! It's the only way!

TomatoClock

#22
October 19, 2007, 09:48:50 PM
fuck! doesnt work for macs.
Solanum lycopersicum

TequilaClock

#23
October 19, 2007, 10:14:58 PM
Climb up the table and check

Thor

#24
October 19, 2007, 10:36:43 PM
>QUICK! Kill cube melon! It's the only way!



You are too small to kill him.


>Climb up the table and check



You see a plastic bung on the table. What have those two been doing in here?!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

VCRClock

#25
October 19, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
> format C:\
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Thor

#26
October 19, 2007, 10:44:01 PM
>format C:\

ERROR ERROR

Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

VCRClock

#27
October 19, 2007, 10:48:56 PM
Quote from: Beta Ray Bill;1063459>format C:\

ERROR ERROR


Dammit, that wasn't supposed to work!

> unformat C:\
> unformat C:\
> unformat C:\

:(
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Thor

#28
October 19, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
>unformat C:\



Thank god that's totally how computers work!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

RangerClock

#29
October 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
Trick Cubemelon into entering the machine

CubeMelonClock

#30
October 20, 2007, 12:40:03 AM
Quote from: Echart;1063505Trick Cubemelon into entering the machine

:mad: and just where are you going with this?

/squelch Echart

TheCheshireClock

#31
October 20, 2007, 12:44:08 AM
Quote from: Echart;1063505Trick Cubemelon into entering the machine

Throw in a dildo! That'll work!

Thor

#32
October 20, 2007, 12:51:49 AM
>Trick Cubemelon into entering the machine
>with a dildo



Thor: Hey cubemelon!

Cube: What? Who said that? Was that you green box? When did you learn to talk?

Thor: Um, ya, it's me, the box. I could always talk, I just didn't feel like it. So uh, come on inside me. I've got a dildo in here.

Cube: I don't see a dildo

Thor: Damn it! If only I had my dildo with me... Um, it's uh... hard to see. It's made of space age see through ultra sex plastic.

Cube: WOW REALLY?!

Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

#33
October 20, 2007, 12:56:45 AM
Make him big(what I'm expecting the red button does) and tell him(impersonating the box) to help you(as in the actual you) by smashing stuff or something.

Thor

#34
October 20, 2007, 01:00:29 AM
>press red button



Unfortunately, you are too short to reach the controls. At this distance, however, you are able to see that there are in fact 4 buttons: Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

#35
October 20, 2007, 01:01:39 AM
Use the key to reach the closest button.

Thor

#36
October 20, 2007, 01:16:22 AM
>use the key to reach the closest button



It seems the key did not shrink in the experiment, what luck!
You use the key to press the closest button to you, which happens to be the YELLOW button.

[FLASH]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8930/spinkm1.swf height = 400 width=550[/FLASH]

Cubemelon is now spinning uncontrollably.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

CubeMelonClock

#37
October 20, 2007, 01:19:40 AM
Like a record..

Marlin Clock

#38
October 20, 2007, 01:45:00 AM
start singing the Dead or Alive hit and then press the blue button.

Plus, am I a genius or what?

AnkhClock

#39
October 20, 2007, 02:05:27 AM
>Ask Cube Mellon (As Green Box) what each button does.
>Press all of them at once anyway.


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