Brief reviews of movies you saw recently

[GreyClock]

A Simple Plan 5/5

I loved it, the plot was great. I can't say much about it without ruining stuff so I won't. Watch this.

[Slurpee]

Employee of the Month - 3/10

I was amazed at the amount of jokes that fell flat in this movie. Not only that, but the fact that they kept using the same make-fun-of-the-fat-people or someone-gets-hurt joke over and over. The three points I gave it break down as follows: 1 for one of Jessica Simpson's breasts. 2 for the other breast. 3 for a funny anal joke. And that's about it.

Dang. I was holding out for this to be another 40 Year Old Virgin.

[AdrenalineClock]

Dang. I was holding out for this to be another 40 Year Old Virgin.

PG-13?  No cast?  Fat chance.

[Losperman]

Dang. I was holding out for this to be another 40 Year Old Virgin.

Not even close. 40 Year Old Virgin is one of those movies where you see something new and hilarious every time you watch it. Employee of the Month is one of those movies you wonder why you're even bothering to watch a second time.

[LeekClock]

The Departed
 
see this movie


edit: immediately

[SilverCherryClock]

The Departed
 
see this movie


edit: immediately

Can't wait to do so

[DigitalLemonClock]

The Departed
 
see this movie


edit: immediately

yeah

[Arctic]

The Departed
 
see this movie


edit: immediately

Saw it last night and I give it a strong 8 out of 10.  I felt the story was not very original, but the execution of it was good.  The movie was rather long for the story it told and it could have actually stood to be more gruesome and crude.  The thing that I liked the best was surprisingly the thing my cousin said he hated, the ending.  Music ranging from dropkick murphys to a horrible cover of pink floyd.  And my final thought, Leonardo DiCaprio's acting bothered me.  I would almost like it better if Matt Damon and him had switched roles.

[Slurpee]

I saw Monster House.

Got to tell you, it was better than I expected. Kind of thing I'd take my kids to see, if I hadn't eaten them. For contrast, I wouldn't wish any other non-Pixar 3d movie released in the last decade on baby Hitler.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Lord Of War: 8.5/10
A good movie. Nicholas Cage is good, and the black comedy is superb. The begginning was a little weak, but once it got started it didn't stop. I think it might also have the guy who played Ash in Alien in it, although he bled red and not cum.

[john lennon]

i swear to god i want to force mel gibson to read the bible before he makes a movie about the last hours of jesus, that movie was so  innacurate, it sucked

[LeekClock]

that movie was so innacurate

so's the bible
 
zing zong zang

[Kombucha]

Lorenzo's Oil: 8/10
Yep.

[buttplug]

House of D
7.5/10

Heartwarming or something. The retarted guy was cool.

[CrustClock]

Thank you for smoking:

Very funny, not in a "laugh out loud" repeat-quotes-to-your friends funny but the kind of funny that you snigger knowingly at. A clever and topical script with great casting. Five shocked expressions out of five.

[Ingram-J/WristbandClock]

I saw Stealth a few days ago, verdict:

It sucked. It lacked action, it made no sense whatsoever, and those planes sure were ugly. Also notice how those "Su-37s" are Su-30MKIs? (They have 2 seats, an Su-37 has only 1). IT WAS THE WORST AVIATION MOVIE EVER!

2/10

[GreyClock]

i swear to god i want to force mel gibson to read the bible before he makes a movie about the last hours of jesus, that movie was so  innacurate, it sucked

fuck jesus

[SamFisherKlawk]

Omen 2006:

It wasn't as good as I expected. ;D

[Losperman]

The Grudge 2 - 2/10

What the fuck. I actually liked the first movie and I was more worried about them using the same storyline and scares from the first instead of coming up with new stuff. Now I'm wishing they had. They had such a convoluted and loosely tied together story, and there were only one or two parts that could actually be considered creepy. My 2 is for hot Asian nurses and cheerleader uniforms.

[Slurpee]

Also notice how those "Su-37s" are Su-30MKIs?

I don't think anybody I know would have enough knowledge about military aircraft to notice something like that.