Angry Bob was angry.

[LuxenbergClock]

"I will fly a kite," he said. "Flying a kite makes people happy." So Angry Bob walked to the store. "Hello," he said to the man at the store, "I would like to purchase a kite."
  "I am sorry," said the man, "but I am out of kites. Perhaps you'd like a couch."
  "A couch?" said Bob, "Why would I want a couch?"
  "Because couches are nice," said the man, "And they make people happy." Convinced, Bob bought a couch and carried it from the store over his head. Arriving at a field, he paused.
  "The man was correct," thought Bob, "This couch will bring me happiness." And for the first time in his 39 years, Bob smiled. And threw the couch into the air. It did not fly. Bob was crushed like a soft biscuit.

[FileCabinetClock]

i am gay

cool story btw

[berimfuckyoubau]

mmm biscuit

[buttplug]

I like it.

[GodClock]

i am gay and did not like the story

[LuxenbergClock]

Your signiture is pretty fucking weird.

My body is a movie and your penis is the star

[FileCabinetClock]

guyz

[LuxenbergClock]

My thread will be more popular than yours RomanClock

[splatter]

I am reviving this because no one here except coal knows who Stephen Pastis is and I find this very depressing.

[GearBoxClock]

Best Story Ever.

[TorchClock]

Copied from Pearls Before Swine I assume?

[Weather Balloon]

I remember that.

[Folder]

Newspaper comics lewl

[frozennn]

Read it everyday.

[Kodiakclock]

i love pearls before swine

[Kombucha]

Zeeba.

[AvocadoClock]

"I will fly a kite," he said. "Flying a kite makes people happy." So Angry Bob walked to the store. "Hello," he said to the man at the store, "I would like to purchase a kite."
  "I am sorry," said the man, "but I am out of kites. Perhaps you'd like a couch."
  "A couch?" said Bob, "Why would I want a couch?"
  "Because couches are nice," said the man, "And they make people happy." Convinced, Bob bought a couch and carried it from the store over his head. Arriving at a field, he paused.
  "The man was correct," thought Bob, "This couch will bring me happiness." And for the first time in his 39 years, Bob smiled. And threw the couch into the air. It did not fly. Bob was crushed like a soft biscuit.

I hope you're not posting copyrighted material.
Hollywood will be on your ass for stealing their next big story.

[DiscoBallClock]

"I will fly a kite," he said. "Flying a kite makes people happy." So Angry Bob walked to the store. "Hello," he said to the man at the store, "I would like to purchase a kite."
  "I am sorry," said the man, "but I am out of kites. Perhaps you'd like a couch."
  "A couch?" said Bob, "Why would I want a couch?"
  "Because couches are nice," said the man, "And they make people happy." Convinced, Bob bought a couch and carried it from the store over his head. Arriving at a field, he paused.
  "The man was correct," thought Bob, "This couch will bring me happiness." And for the first time in his 39 years, Bob smiled. And threw the couch into the air. It did not fly. Bob was crushed like a soft biscuit.

I like this Bob. Where does he live? I want an autograph from him.

[CD Clock]

Aww thats sad

[Flounderpa]

that sure is something drepessing