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Farted by Topcatyo, February 06, 2008, 04:13:42 PM

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AnimeClock

Quote from: Bill S. Preston Esq.;1244909I've been looking at porn this entire Lent.
Not a big help for me either.
That and the constant erections during school.

I looked at porn in the winding down time that I did the no-wanking vow. I'd quit looking at it if I were you.
On an unrelated note, my best friend died while I was on the no-wanking lent. And that very day I discovered my mother was pregnant with my now two year old brother. I thought that was interesting, like an equilibrium of some shape.

FluxCapacitorClock

If I was catholic or christian, or religious at all, I'd give up wearing shoes. Just so people could be like "hey dickface put some shoes on" and I could say "fuck you this is part of my religion".

Topcatyo

Quote from: 711clock;1244943Wasn't lent stolen from the story of buddha, who gave up things that weren't necessities and meditated under a tree for 20 years; because he's much more hardcore then jesus
Jesus was in the desert for 40 days giving stuff up because Satan would only give Jesus water or bread if he would give him his kingdom (or something important).
So they're kinda different, but yeah, they're similar.
Quote from: Lola Bunny;1244946I looked at porn in the winding down time that I did the no-wanking vow. I'd quit looking at it if I were you.
On an unrelated note, my best friend died while I was on the no-wanking lent. And that very day I discovered my mother was pregnant with my now two year old brother. I thought that was interesting, like an equilibrium of some shape.
Yeah, thought "You know, I should probably stop now," so I think I will.
Also, that sucks :(  But yeah, very interesting.
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;1244949If I was catholic or christian, or religious at all, I'd give up wearing shoes. Just so people could be like "hey dickface put some shoes on" and I could say "fuck you this is part of my religion".
Hahaha, that'd be awesome.  If I had a job, I'd give up stess or stenuous labor and stop going to work for 40 days.

Mashed Potato Johnson

Why would you give something up? Unless is was something bad for you I dont see the point.
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Topcatyo

Quote from: BRAIN SLUG;1245076Why would you give something up? Unless is was something bad for you I dont see the point.
I figured I might as well go a while without masturbation before it became a habit or anything (not that it would, but oh well).  It's not the healthiest thing in the world.
I also gave up sodas for Lent since I was drinking two of those every day and it was wasting our money/also not healthy for me.

SpongeClock SquarePants

This lent thing sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

Mashed Potato Johnson

Quote from: Bill S. Preston Esq.;1245088I figured I might as well go a while without masturbation before it became a habit or anything (not that it would, but oh well).  It's not the healthiest thing in the world.
I also gave up sodas for Lent since I was drinking two of those every day and it was wasting our money/also not healthy for me.

Will your god give you a pat on the back or something?
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Topcatyo

Quote from: BRAIN SLUG;1245095Will your god give you a pat on the back or something?
Not really, this is more for me.  I figured Lent would be a good excuse to do it.

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: Bill S. Preston Esq.;1245096Not really, this is more for me.  I figured Lent would be a good excuse to do it.

You could also wank less and not completely stop. And how about sex?

Berserk Berserker

I'm giving up Tim Horton's Coffee...oh wait I don't even drink Coffee anyway! Sure, this is the reason why Tim Horton's always stars their "Roll up the Rim to Win" promotion around Lent, they just wanna get people to not give up Coffee so they can win awesome prizes.

ArgoonKlok

Lent?

Sounds like a dutch spring.

Missing an e.

Odo

I'm giving up beer for lent.
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PirateClock

Quote from: Pedgit;1245080love camp 7

You should watch Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
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SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1245143You should watch Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

classic movie!

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: BRAIN SLUG;1245095Will your god give you a pat on the back or something?

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Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Moose Clock

I'm not catholic but I do have a catholic friend so I don't eat meat on Fridays.

Topcatyo

Quote from: L-Bar;1245097You could also wank less and not completely stop. And how about sex?
Meh, figured it'd be a good attempt to go 40 days without wanking at all.
Also, I'm on the Clockcrew.  Like I'm really getting sex.

AnimeClock

I almost broke today. I've been thinking someone should threaten me to encourage me to hold strong. Clockcrew, if I break, how should I be punished?

BehemothClock

Quote from: Lola Bunny;1245798I almost broke today. I've been thinking someone should threaten me to encourage me to hold strong. Clockcrew, if I break, how should I be punished?
Hellfire and damnation
Scombridae?