Make the CC a religion

HeinekenClock · February 29, 2008, 05:21:43 PM

Just have it registered somewhere, there's bound to be some country stupid enough to accept a strawberry with a clock as a face, as a god. I mean, they accepted space aliens and frozen souls right?

Plus, our message would be ten times better than any of the religions currently ruling the planet.

"Love one another, regardless of their beliefs, ethnicity or sexuality. But making fun of them is okay because people should stop being uptight pricks."

Edit - uh my fundamentalist movie sparked this idea, not vice versa. I'm not blowing up myself in the name of SBC just yet.

TapedeckClock · February 29, 2008, 05:23:29 PM

lets do this

ArcticSwirlClock · February 29, 2008, 05:23:46 PM

Make it more of a philosophy and then evolve it into a religion when we have enough followers.

MonocleClock · February 29, 2008, 05:24:03 PM

We are already working on it

BellClock · February 29, 2008, 05:24:11 PM

Pope and I are way ahead of you.

ChocolateBarClock · February 29, 2008, 05:26:18 PM

Sounds great! Then we would get judged by SBC on Judgement day!

Nightmare Clock · February 29, 2008, 05:26:48 PM

Remember the process of religion, though. 1. Find evidence. 2. Deny all logic/evidence contradicting or proving YOUR evidence wrong. 3. Find new evidence. That aside, I'm all in!

ArcticSwirlClock · February 29, 2008, 05:27:42 PM

All we go by is true in a weird way.
And the motto seems solid.
I don't think anyone can deny our basis and beliefs.
Were all set!

HeinekenClock · February 29, 2008, 05:27:57 PM

Quote from: ChocolateBarClock;1239185Sounds great! Then we would get judged by SBC on Judgement day!

Uhhh we wouldn't really believe in a giant strawberry with a clock for a face, we would just use him as an icon symbolising all the good qualities in mankind.

There'd be no story of creation, or whatever happens after death, we'd just be honest and say we have no clue just like the rest of people.

CapitalistClock · February 29, 2008, 05:28:17 PM

Haha, I can just imagine me going on TV as a minister of some kind and going "I'm proud to be a part of the Clocktopian Church of B".

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk · February 29, 2008, 05:29:08 PM

Quote from: CapitalistClock;1239189Haha, I can just imagine me going on TV as a minister of some kind and going "I'm proud to be a part of the Clocktopian Church of B".

Hey buddy theres a typo in your signature _poogle_

MonocleClock · February 29, 2008, 05:29:35 PM

May I direct you sexy beasts to http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=70663&page=3

ArcticSwirlClock · February 29, 2008, 05:30:05 PM

Quote from: Zenon;1239188Uhhh we wouldn't really believe in a giant strawberry with a clock for a face, we would just use him as an icon symbolising all the good qualities in mankind.

There'd be no story of creation, or whatever happens after death, we'd just be honest and say we have no clue just like the rest of people.

No excess use of faith and whatnot.
Good icon and background.

HELL YES!

LeekClock · February 29, 2008, 05:32:27 PM

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=57043

woot

CapitalistClock · February 29, 2008, 05:33:49 PM

Quote from: Scramblo English;1239193Hey buddy theres a typo in your signature _poogle_

I don't get it.

Nightmare Clock · February 29, 2008, 05:34:46 PM

Quote from: LeekClock;1239199http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=57043

woot

We got served.

ArgoonKlok · February 29, 2008, 05:34:46 PM

As long as we'll make buckets of money.

ArcticSwirlClock · February 29, 2008, 05:34:56 PM

Quote from: CapitalistClock;1239202I don't get it.

I think he means prices->prizes

CapitalistClock · February 29, 2008, 05:36:14 PM

Quote from: Sporks McGee;1239206I think he means prices->prizes

Haha how couldn't I have spotted that. Thanks.

Blue · February 29, 2008, 05:41:38 PM

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Make the CC a religion