POST UR PIC thread v3.0: "DAMNIT JOEY YOU OBESE FUCK, YOU DISGUST ME!"

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Babies and animals have natural oils in their hair that stop it getting super dirty and if they bathe in plain water or even leave it for a little while it will become clean on its own accord. However! a while ago people invented shampoo and told everyone that it was awesome and everyone believed them because they were uneducated peasants/trendy poshos and they all started using it but little did they know that shampoo actually strips all these oils from your hair and makes it retain dirt. Your hair gets confused and produces more oils than it needs which is why hair gets greasy.

If you avoid using shampoo for a month or so and just wash it with plain water your hair starts to produce the right amount of oil and stuff to keep it clean and then you never have to use shampoo again and your hair stays clean for longer and is generally healthier.

However you have to put up with it being a bit gross for a while. Mine isn't doing too bad but it doesn't photograph well at the moment.

Wow, I had no idea. But don't they make shampoo that doesn't strip the oils?

[Marlin Clock]

Also my hair can't afford that. I have overly-greasy hair.

[Munglai]

Wow, I had no idea. But don't they make shampoo that doesn't strip the oils?

Not as far as I know. If they did that it would pretty much have the same effect as what I'm doing now and people who've used shampoo all their life would go araffa this shampoo isn't working.

Also my hair can't afford that. I have overly-greasy hair.

If you put up with it for a month it might be non-greasy forever! : )

but I don't know maybe some people are naturally greasy headed

[WiiClock]

pretty sure i'm trying that starting tomorrow.

[RenegadeClock]

Should I stop shampooing my asscrack too?

[Munglai]

Should I stop shampooing my asscrack too?

no

[buttplug]

I just cut my hair after having it long for a good few years. Feels great when you finally do it.

Hell yes I know what you mean! I cut mine a few months ago after having long hair for 4 years. I look much more civil now haha

If you put up with it for a month it might be non-greasy forever! : )

but I don't know maybe some people are naturally greasy headed

Maybe I should do this. My hair is really greasy too, and it always like spreads from my hair to my forehead, it is terrible.

[WiiClock]

[WiiClock]

qt 3.14

[PirateClock]

no shampoo

I can't do that cause i use hairgel and water won't get it all out!

[TorchClock]

ZACH BRAFF MUCH?

[CrustClock]

Babies and animals have natural oils in their hair that stop it getting super dirty and if they bathe in plain water or even leave it for a little while it will become clean on its own accord. However! a while ago people invented shampoo and told everyone that it was awesome and everyone believed them because they were uneducated peasants/trendy poshos and they all started using it but little did they know that shampoo actually strips all these oils from your hair and makes it retain dirt. Your hair gets confused and produces more oils than it needs which is why hair gets greasy.

If you avoid using shampoo for a month or so and just wash it with plain water your hair starts to produce the right amount of oil and stuff to keep it clean and then you never have to use shampoo again and your hair stays clean for longer and is generally healthier.

However you have to put up with it being a bit gross for a while. Mine isn't doing too bad but it doesn't photograph well at the moment.

Never heard this so well explained... but after your hair 'stabilises', it might be clean but it won't smell nice!

p.s. your face is overhyped

[Munglai]

Never heard this so well explained... but after your hair 'stabilises', it might be clean but it won't smell nice!

I hadn't thought of that but I don't know maybe I'll fill my hair with blossom every morning.

I'm shocked. How could someone with that much hair not have a gay friend and/or hair stylist?

Your always supposed to shampoo with a good conditioner. Shampooing without a conditioner is meaningless. The oils in conditioners are better than the fatty-grease-oils your body produces. They also make the hair silky smooth, straighter (or lighter), and easier to untangle. To top it off, they also moisturize the scalp and prevent dandruff (dandruff: not afflicted by shampoo).

Honestly people!

My hair is naturally super straight and doesn't tangle and I don't have dandruff so blblblblbll

[SirClock]

New Years
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@ Niagara falls after a dance

Yes I wear a tophat at all times, I'm sirclock

[Kodiakclock]

at the moment I'm trying to see if I can not cut my hair for a year and simultaneously I'm trying to stabilise my hair by not using shampoo for a month so it's pretty hard to take a picture of myself now where I don't look like a tramp but here's a picture of me from a couple of months ago looking like a musketeer cross-dresser

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[GodClock]

I just cut my hair after having it long for a good few years. Feels great when you finally do it.

yeah definitely.

I'm shocked. How could someone with that much hair not have a gay friend and/or hair stylist?

Your always supposed to shampoo with a good conditioner. Shampooing without a conditioner is meaningless. The oils in conditioners are better than the fatty-grease-oils your body produces. They also make the hair silky smooth, straighter (or lighter), and easier to untangle. To top it off, they also moisturize the scalp and prevent dandruff (dandruff: not afflicted by shampoo).

Honestly people!

i don't believe this because as a first hand account, natural oils work better than any man made products. when i had longer hair i used paul mitchell shampoo and conditioner every day yet my hair was always dry, messy, and had dandruff. then i cut down on how often i shampooed and my hair was becoming silkier, shinier, and overall better. the best way to care for hair is to wash and trim every now and then (if you're not going to do what munglai does) to keep dead ends off and everything else moist.

[Loki Clock]

Never heard this so well explained... but after your hair 'stabilises', it might be clean but it won't smell nice!

Not necessarily. Maybe depending on the person, but your hair doesn't really give off much of an odor. Any smell is from the stuff the oils collect, which is what you're trying to wash out in the first place. A friend of mine doesn't shampoo her hair, and it has no scent at all.

[RenegadeClock]

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[yinyangclock]

Shitty pub show, but good fun

[Insomnia]

Shitty pub shows are the best. I'm going to be pissed when I'm too huge of a rockstar to play in random dive bars