Music listeners that deserve a bullet between their eyes

[Biblo]

someone I know pronounces it as "The Ramoons", and she keeps getting mad when I correct her.

play her The Return of Jackie and Judy or R.A.M.O.N.E.S in which the band clearly pronounce their name correctly

[Topcatyo]

Or make her watch Rock and Roll High School, in which they say the band name a bajillion times.

[Slash]

Anyone who sticks to the same music style.

[Topcatyo]

People who put pacifiers in their mouths and rave.
I dunno, but just looks I'm a edgy teen, and I usually don't mind other people's music tastes.
And wiggers.

[TapedeckClock]

Yeah indie fucking sucks tho.

indie rock is good.

[buttplug]

People who put pacifiers in their mouths and rave.
I dunno, but just looks I'm a edgy teen.

That is because of the extacy if I remember correctly. It feels good to bite down or something so they put that in their mouths.

also lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twLXMmFM-nw

[peyoteclock]

That is because of the extacy if I remember correctly. It feels good to bite down or something so they put that in their mouths.

also lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twLXMmFM-nw

it's also to protect your teeth, you'll grind the shit out of them.

[Randy Pearson]

Just thought of one.

People who catch listening to Public Enemy and really getting into it and then in the most tight-ass voice possible saying "Ian, you're not black." Fuck you, man. You would never go up to a black man really getting into folk rock and tell him he isn't white. If you did, you'd probably get your face shoved into a wall or curb. What a shitty comment to make to somebody.

[Slurpee]

^I fucking love Public Enemy

but a white dude singing along to Godd Complexx seems to make everybody uncomfortable, regardless of color or creed

so I don't love them publicly anymore =(

[mauserclock]

-People who judge a band/song by the genre
-People who hate/like music for some sort of status or reputation
-People who judge a bands music by the musician's appearance/personal life
-The fact that listening to two completely different genres is sometimes frowned upon
-When someone passes judgment on someone because of their music preferences
-Music with absolutely no rhythm or melody

[Randy Pearson]

^I fucking love Public Enemy

but a white dude singing along to Godd Complexx seems to make everybody uncomfortable, regardless of color or creed

so I don't love them publicly anymore =(

So I'm supposed to feel bad about being color-blind towards music? No sale, man. Chuck D even says it all in Welcome to Terrordome: 'Every brother ain't a brother because of color.':cool:

[Topcatyo]

I like Public Enemy, and my name's Ian

Also, I hate people that insult your music while you're listening to it.  I was playing my music in art class once and I put on Frontier Psychiatrist, and one dick in the class (he wasn't always a dick, but he is now for God knows why) who said "Hey, Ian, if you're going to play music, play some normal music."
Of course, I responded with "Go get hit by a truck" and then I proceeded to laugh at him for being short.
You can't use a fancy retort on a moron, after all.

[Nightmare Clock]

Don't know if it's been said, but fuck the people on YouTube. And the people that purposely sit around and listen to other people's conversations just to bash your tastes.
I was talking with my friends about the metal bands we listen to, and some bitch that wasn't even part of the conversation goes
"Dude metal fucking sucks you can't even understand what they say."

Well no one asked you
and no one gives a fuck about what you've got to say in the first place.

[Randy Pearson]

Don't know if it's been said, but fuck the people on YouTube. And the people that purposely sit around and listen to other people's conversations just to bash your tastes.
I was talking with my friends about the metal bands we listen to, and some bitch that wasn't even part of the conversation goes
"Dude metal fucking sucks you can't even understand what they say."

Well no one asked you
and no one gives a fuck about what you've got to say in the first place.

I hate how people use this excuse for not liking metal. When was the last time you heard a pop or hip-hop song where the lyrics were anything short of incomprehensible? It's also profoundly hypocritical, as nobody bothers to actually listen to the lyrics even if they are understandable. I have yet to meet a person who figured out besides myself that I'm Bringing Sexy Back is about bondage.

I like Public Enemy, and my name's Ian

One day the Ians of the world will rise in a mighty coup and crush our enemies, and then they shall party to Public Enemy long into the night.


Also, another one: Christians who think Stairway to Heaven is anything except the work of an occultist. Once again tying into the whole 'not listening to lyrics' thing, even if Stairway to Heaven doesn't actually mean anything. The first day of the semester I heard one of the religion classes playing the song, and I got really pissed because I used to have a religion teacher in 4th grade who had us listen to this song once for meditation. Just to spite them, I should come in one day reading a copy of the Satanic Bible, and if anyone objects I'll just make the point that the teachers have demonstrated through action that the work of occultists and satanists is totally allowed.

[salmonberryclock]

People who say they listen to indie and in fact listen to fall out boy.
People who dislike a type of music not because of how it sounds but because they dislike the fans (a lot of clocks are guilty of this)
People who bought a Greatful Dead shirt at hot topic having never heard the Greatful Dead
Juggalos

People who say "I listen to everything" because they don't know anything about genres (usually because they only listen to the radio).

but I really do listen to just about every genre (although some genres I really only like one artist or even one song)

(usually these bands include coldplay, oasis, pearl jam, the arcade fire or the killers as i seem to be the only person who hates ALL of them)

Dude, I hate coldplay. I've only heard like... one Oasis song. But Pearl Jam, The Arcade Fire, and the Killers are some of my favorite bands :C

[Mangosteen Clock]

You guys are I'm a edgy teen. No one listens to My Chemical Romance anymore.


Only middle schoolers, and a handful of Freshmen.