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Greensburg Man Charged With Raping baby

Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, March 22, 2008, 10:10:14 PM

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

March 22, 2008, 10:10:14 PM

Slash

#1
March 22, 2008, 10:37:20 PM
The baby seduced him.

Topcatyo

#2
March 22, 2008, 11:04:45 PM
Well, I think I am going to go hide in a corner and try and regain some faith in humanity.

FluxCapacitorClock

#3
March 22, 2008, 11:09:51 PM
What in the fuck. Why didn't he just wait for the mother to get home and rape her instead? What a freak.

EDIT: Wait, mother's in high school hahah, never mind

EDIT2: There are plenty of 18 year olds in my high school

RenegadeClock

#4
March 22, 2008, 11:30:51 PM
I almost threw up reading the first few paragraphs.

Slash

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March 22, 2008, 11:32:46 PM Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 09:43:56 AM by Slash
Quote from: RenegadeStarfish;1260708I almost threw up reading the first few paragraphs.

Wow, if text can make you throw up, then surely you cry when you get a little wound right?


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buttplug

#7
March 23, 2008, 12:28:17 AM
:wiebel:

AlbinoClock

#8
March 23, 2008, 01:46:30 AM
That's fucked. He's gonna get raped so fucking hard in prison. That is, if he doesn't get shanked to death the moment he gets into his block.

TequilaClock

#9
March 23, 2008, 01:59:11 AM
:facepalm: Humans...

Biblo

#10
March 23, 2008, 11:41:39 AM
can you imagine being that guy's lawyer!!!??

FluxCapacitorClock

#11
March 23, 2008, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: Biblo;1260946can you imagine being that guy's lawyer!!!??

"Your honor, I ask the court, uhhhh, is it not apparent that the child may have been asking for it? I mean ummm, a diaper is fairly revealing, am I wrong?"

Steve

#12
March 23, 2008, 11:45:03 AM
$1,000,000 dollahs!111

Topcatyo

#13
March 23, 2008, 12:01:09 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1260782That's fucked. He's gonna get raped so fucking hard in prison. That is, if he doesn't get shanked to death the moment he gets into his block.
Fucker deserves it, too.
Thank God that if you can trust a prisoner with anything, it's absolutely destroying the worthlessly worthless filth.

Solenoidclock

#14
March 23, 2008, 12:06:14 PM
Of course, there is the off chance that something else punctured the baby's rectum and the guy is wrongly accused. For all we know she could have swallowed some kind of dangerous Chinese toy.

He still would be in trouble for negligence, but it's easy to understand playing the fool when your baby's anus starts inexplicably bleeding.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Orangina Clock

#15
March 23, 2008, 12:09:31 PM
The toy went right through the baby... I can't imagine a crap that painful
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1516321Oh yeah, you\'re so right. I really don\'t know what to say! That\'s why I got four girls\' phone numbers yesterday, right?
PS: Also, 5 hours of intense frenching ftw

HeinekenClock

#16
March 23, 2008, 12:25:42 PM
Funny thing is a lot of guys in prison have kids.

And if there's one thing inmates dislike, it's pedophiles.

PirateClock

#17
March 23, 2008, 12:30:15 PM
i heared she was dressed slutty.
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GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

#18
March 23, 2008, 01:07:55 PM
What the fucking shit

PirateClock

#19
March 23, 2008, 01:09:33 PM
Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1260986Funny thing is a lot of guys in prison have kids.

And if there's one thing inmates dislike, it's pedophiles.

No shit chester
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