Happy Easter!

[Topcatyo]

You know, if you believe in that stuff.
Which makes about 8 of us.
Still, have a happy one.

[ChocolateCoffin]

I get chocolate on easter!

[HeinekenClock]

I got snow on easter.

[Topcatyo]

I got a beautiful sunny day

[ChocolateCoffin]

I'm gonna eat me a kinder egg... for breakfast!

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

jesus hates you all

[CeleriacClock]

I got a big egg and melted it in a big chocolate lump, happy easter!

[LuxenbergClock]

BIBLE FIGHT

[Bigglesnoots]

Happy Jesus Zombie Day

[Steve]

I GOT NOTHING.

[PimpMasterKDOG]

My dad had a major stroke and 5 hours of surgery today.  Yeah Easter....

-->KDOG

[CrustClock]

Happy Jesus Zombie Day

haha, I'm going to adopt this.

If I were Jesus, after rising from the dead I'd make a bigger deal of it. I know that he was in a rush to be at his father's side or whatever, but walking around after being crucified and buried is pretty much proof of your divinity - I'd go on a few parades rather than just telling your 7 apostles and shooting off. But hey, I'm not dissing JC, he's a good guy.

[Topcatyo]

My dad had a major stroke and 5 hours of surgery today.  Yeah Easter....

-->KDOG

Is he alright?
Two Easters ago we had a funeral for my Uncle who died 4 or 5 days before then.

[PimpMasterKDOG]

Is he alright?
Two Easters ago we had a funeral for my Uncle who died 4 or 5 days before then.

He got out of surgery just a little while ago and nothing was improved in terms of bleeding when they took another CT scan.  My aunt doesn't think his chances are very good.

-->KDOG

[FrankClock]

haha, I'm going to adopt this.

If I were Jesus, after rising from the dead I'd make a bigger deal of it. I know that he was in a rush to be at his father's side or whatever, but walking around after being crucified and buried is pretty much proof of your divinity - I'd go on a few parades rather than just telling your 7 apostles and shooting off. But hey, I'm not dissing JC, he's a good guy.

It was actually 12 apostles. That's why on easter we search for decorated eggs. Why is that you ask?

Well your idea is pretty close to the real reason. See, when Jesus awoke from the dead he had to find his apostles. But they had been scattered and no where to be found. So instead of scaring people with his new zombie look, good old Jesus decided to morph into something less scary, a bunny rabbit. So he went around hopping here and there in search for his apostles but they were dressed up different as to avoid being caught and suffer the same fate as Jesus himself. But Jesus had a special vision that allowed him to see his true believers. Thus when he spotted them they appeared in bright colors and seemed out of place. So he knew it was them. People ended up seeing the rabbit hopping around but didn't know what it was doing.

That is the story of how Easter and Painted Eggs came to be. Because there were 12 apostles and 12 eggs to a dozen. And Jesus as a rabbit went looking (people confused him for planting the eggs). Also, Jesus became a Furry after saving our lives. The End.

[LambdaClock]

happy easter guys

[Mangosteen Clock]

My mom made me an egg salad sandwich. Hopefully I'll get some Kinder Eggs.

[PolyhedronClock]

I never had a Kinderegg before, The USA is all gay about that and banned it. Still, all this chocolate seems compensation enough.

[Pin Clock]

happy easter Clock Crew!

[AlbinoClock]

I'm debating going to a church and explaining what made Yeshua different to a priest. I wonder how that would go over.