Messed up Children's Stories part 1

[FrankClock]

So I wrote this back in 1995. The rough draft states 4/4/95 so this damn this is nearly 13 years old to the date. This would mean I was in 7th grade at the time. I have another story too that I haven't typed up yet so once that is typed up I will post that as well. It is just as messed up (the end any ways). Ignore the continuatity. And the lack of sense. I was 13 at the time. There is also a picture and once I can get that on line I will add it to this post.

I now present:

Swat Rabbit’s Vacation To New York

It was a beautifu.l day in the state of Florida. Swat Rabbit was taking a walk around his neighborhood, when all of a sudden five little bunnies came running up to him.

They all screamed, "Help us, help us the wolf is after us!"

"Don’t worry, I’ll save you from the wolf!" Swat Rabbit exclaimed.

So off went Swat Rabbit looking for the wolf. He was about to eat a cute little rabbit when Swat Rabbit took out his gun and stuck it to the wolf’s head.

Swat Rabbit yelled at the wolf, "Drop the rabbit, jerk!"

As the wolf dropped the rabbit, he went to bite Swat Rabbit. Just as the wolf was one inch from killing Swat Rabbit, Swat Rabbit pulled his gun out and shot the wolf in the throat.

"This hero stuff is tiresome." Swat Rabbit announced while sitting down on the wolf’s stomach. "I think I’ll take a vacation from all this hero stuff."

Swat Rabbit went to the train station to get a train ticket the next day. Afetr he got it, he boarded the train.

Swat Rabbit was going to New York for his vacation. The train ride to the airport was boring. All people did was sit and read papers.

When he got out he went to the plane. The plane took off to New York.

When he got out of the plane, he got a paper and read that there was a parade that day in Central Park. He went there and sat at a bench and waited until 4:00.

Finally the parade started. Swat Rabbit watched 5 minutes of it and left because it too, was boring. He decided to go shopping. He was walking down the sidewalk and saw a guy robbing a store.

Swat Rabbit gasped, "Oh my, a hero’s work is never done."

He snuck up behind the robber and wrestled him down while the clerk called the police.

Swat Rabbit was a hero again. The Press came and tried to interview him, but he wouldn’t talk.

Finally they got him to go on a talk show. They made sure Swat Rabbit didn’t have any weapons, but Swat Rabbit snuck a hand gun on the show. It was Jay Leno’s show.

Jay asked, "Do you like being a hero?"

Swat Rabbit replied, "No." and shot Jay Leno.

Because he was famous and the people knew they’d be killed too if they tried to stop him, they didn’t.

He was getting tired of New York, so he went to the airport and got on the plane and said "Home Jimmy."

When they got by his house they landed. Once again the little bunnies came up to him panting, but there was only four.

They cried, "Help us, help us, please. The wolf’s brother is after us!"

"Fine, fine. I’ll help you" he said than mumbled, "it’s not that I already do everything for you stupid bunnies."

"What?", the bunnies asked without hearing what Swat Rabbit had said.

"Oh, nothing." Swat Rabbit answered nervously.

Swat Rabbit went looking for the wolf’s brother. When he found him he was chasing another bunny.

Swat Rabbit snuck up to the wolf; a big ugly brown one, and broke his neck.

After he killed the wolf, he skinned him and made him into a rug and placed him on the floor.

"Well I guess that’s another day in my life as a super hero." Swat Rabbit stated while shutting his eyes to sleep.

[OvenmittClock]

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, then a meteorite hit them and they both died instantly.

[Marlin Clock]

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What the hell was wrong with you?

[FrankClock]

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What the hell was wrong with you?

I was preparing for the Clock Crew. If any one would be so kind enough they can make that into a Flash. That would be very funny.

Also the second story is rather bland looking at it now except for the ending.

[OvenmittClock]

and then god said LET THERE BE LIGHT and there was Las Vegas.

[ArcticSwirlClock]

...and so hansel and gretel left the nice old ladies house with the basket of sweets she gave them for being such darling little humanspawn.

[Marlin Clock]

By the way, why was he on Jay Leno if he was in New York?

[OvenmittClock]

so the witch ate the two stupid kids.

[FrankClock]

By the way, why was he on Jay Leno if he was in New York?

Ignore the continuatity. And the lack of sense. I was 13 at the time.

But that is what I asked myself when I re-read it. WTF was he doing on Leno being in NY?

[DNAClock]

I could try to animate this... I'll add you to AIM or MSN when I get back home from school.

[PropagandaClock]

I was preparing for the Clock Crew. If any one would be so kind enough they can make that into a Flash. That would be very funny.

Also the second story is rather bland looking at it now except for the ending.

Ill do it.

No questions asked.

Although I require only one thing; Dwarfiantor makes the rabbit.fla

[FrankClock]

Ill do it.

No questions asked.

Although I require only one thing; Dwarfiantor makes the rabbit.fla

As long as its a Swat Rabbit.fla

[RomanClock]

Jay asked, "Do you like being a hero?"
Swat Rabbit replied, "No." and shot Jay Leno.

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