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Farted by FluxCapacitorClock, March 27, 2008, 04:52:37 PM

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iced tea clock

Also there are these guys called the "flat earth society" who have a strong belief that the world IS flat and surrounded by a giant wall of ice (so that the water doesnt flow off).
like this:

So the Antarctica doesnt exist actually.

They made up an explanation for everything.
Like that we have sundown and sunrise because the sun and the moon are only spotlights, circling upon the earth and not around it.
Also gravity exists, because the earth (together with the whole rest of the universe) is constantly accelerating at 1g.

-> wikipedia offical site


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Buford;1264988A
-> wikipedia offical site

Oh holy shit, ahahaha this is rich. My history teacher met one of these idiots at a gas station. Said he was afraid of boats because he didn't want to fall off the end of the earth.

buttplug

Quote from: CadillacClock;1265002oh ok

When I was a kid, and asked my dad why some people do the stupid things they do, he would always tell me this: "Jeffrey, there are still people who think the world is flat."
Apparently a lot of them are also Atheists? http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=51ec8988129e80c03a811c9b028bfea1&topic=20083.0

Solenoidclock

Here's a good one. If the vapor trail behind a plane takes more than one minute to completely dissipate or is found in a uniform pattern it isn't a vapor trail. The US government regularly dusts their population with biological agents in accordance to the Illuminati's new world order depopulation agenda.
http://educate-yourself.org/ct/

Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

d u m p y

PAUL IS DEAD.

seriously, i like the theory that john lennon's assasination was a conspiracy by the government to take him out because he would ruin reagans election or some shit and that chapman was brainwashed

Marlin Clock

Quote from: nazi-pink;1265294PAUL IS DEAD.

seriously, i like the theory that john lennon's assasination was a conspiracy by the government to take him out because he would ruin reagans election or some shit and that chapman was brainwashed
Something about the Catcher in the Rye, right?

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: nazi-pink;1265294seriously, i like the theory that john lennon's assasination was a conspiracy by the government to take him out because he would ruin reagans election or some shit and that chapman was brainwashed

Oh man dude, I completely forgot about that one! I have to use it. I'm 99% sure I've heard of a film about it too.

New mission for this thread: find a film and some credible resources reguarding this.

BunnyClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1265214Oh holy shit, ahahaha this is rich. My history teacher met one of these idiots at a gas station. Said he was afraid of boats because he didn't want to fall off the end of the earth.

As silly as it may sound, I don't think we can prove them wrong, because how can we know what shape earth has?

AlbinoClock

Quote from: BunnyClock;1265522As silly as it may sound, I don't think we can prove them wrong, because how can we know what shape earth has?

You're fucking kidding me, right?

ArgoonKlok

Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1265527You're fucking kidding me, right?

HAVE YOU SEEN IT'S NOT FLAT WITH YOUR OWN EYES?!?!?!

TequilaClock

Quote from: BunnyClock;1265522As silly as it may sound, I don't think we can prove them wrong, because how can we know what shape earth has?


^^^^ First photoshop sponsored by the army

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

There's a lot of stuff we can't prove because we haven't experienced it. I can't back up claims that china exists because I've never been there. And the center of the earth may very well be filled with cheese because I've never been down there either. But the information we do have and common logic is enough to assume that the earth is round, china is not a myth, and the earth does not have cheese filling.

ArgoonKlok

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1265967and the earth does not have cheese filling.


God dammit Flounderman.

Why must you ruin my dreams every single time.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Angry Black Hip-Hop Guy;1265987God dammit Flounderman.

Why must you ruin my dreams every single time.

I said we could assume the earth is not filled with cheese. Maybe it is, nobody has actually drilled to the center of the earth before. Keep reaching for that rainbow! :D

ArgoonKlok

A delicious, salty rainbow.

ArgoonKlok

Quote from: CadillacClock;1266024Actually, we've had probes and things sent into the center of the Earth. We also know what's there based on what comes up. They were going to drill a hole to the center of the Earth (again) a little while ago but I don't know if that ever took flight. I'm pretty sure the guy was just looking for a Balrog any ways. Dreams destroyed.

If it took flight, someone should inform them that they're going the wrong way.



:V

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: Angry Black Hip-Hop Guy;1266032If it took flight, someone should inform them that they're going the wrong way.



:V

Hahaha, holy shit that took me a second but lmao

iced tea clock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1265967I can't back up claims that china exists
is this something you made up as a comical statement to illustrate your point, or is this an actual theory some people belief in?


BehemothClock

Just popping in here to say that those flat earth people are retards. One of them tried using Gauss's law to prove that an infinitely wide earth would have a finite gravitational pull (assuming that's the only I'm a edgy teen statement they've ever made). Even though Gauss's law has nothing to do with gravity. I would point it out to them, but I'd rather not waste the effort to explain it to them.
Scombridae?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Buford;1266058is this something you made up as a comical statement to illustrate your point, or is this an actual theory some people belief in?

To my knowledge, nobody denies China exists. It'd be funny if there was a group of people who did though.