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so i wake up and there are 2 kids in my apartment cleaning

Farted by Kaijuclock, March 27, 2008, 05:08:48 PM

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Hearing the teenage girl I guess it couldn't be impossible :sherlock:

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Go do something with them. The girl craves impropriety and the boy sounds naive, so do something shady. Give them something to brag about to their peers.
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Quote from: Monterey Jack;1265167Go do something with them. The girl craves impropriety and the boy sounds naive, so do something shady. Give them something to brag about to their peers.

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