so i wake up and there are 2 kids in my apartment cleaning

[Kaijuclock]

a 12 year old boy, who is obviously gay

and a 14 year old girl all like MAH BOYFRIEND this and MAH BOYFRIEND that



but they my roommate recruited them to clean, its so weird, i dont understand why he just couldnt do it













and now im baby sitting

[Slash]

DON'T TOUCH THE CHILDREN ON THERE NAUGHTY PLACE!!

[Slash]

No, really, you'd actually do it.

[Kaijuclock]

lol, its just fucked up they are here, but i wont, im not that weird :x

[GodClock]

HOW WEIRD

[Kaijuclock]

the chick is asking about girlfriends and whatnot, shes fuckin weird

[TequilaClock]

the chick is asking about girlfriends and whatnot, shes fuckin weird

Does she know of birds and bees?

[Marlin Clock]

It's a set up.


LOOK OUT GIR!!!

[Kaijuclock]

Does she know of birds and bees?

obviously yes, also shes talking about wanting to take ecstasy and shit now

[Marlin Clock]

obviously yes, also shes talking about wanting to take ecstasy and shit now

Please tell her not to.

It's people like her that don't know the dangers and get killed.

[TequilaClock]

obviously yes, also shes talking about wanting to take ecstasy and shit now

oh.. kay?

Uhhh... why in the name of fuck did your mate hire kids?

[Blue]

lock the girl in your closet till she behaves.

[Kaijuclock]

oh.. kay?

Uhhh... why in the name of fuck did your mate hire kids?

just found out its his friends little brother and sister, it explanes the weirdness but not the flirting wtf

[GodClock]

Please tell her not to.

It's people like her that don't know the dangers and get killed.

no encourage it, it's people like her who don't deserve to live.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Please tell her not to.

It's people like her that don't know the dangers and get killed.

You crack me up.

[buttplug]

Gir so much weird shit happens at your place hahaha

[TequilaClock]

Gir so much weird shit happens at your place hahaha

Seriously, if he installed like 8 or 9 cameras around the apartment, he would make an awesome reality sitcom like The Osbournes.

[GodClock]

awesome reality sitcom like The Osbournes.

oxymoron

[coalclock]

oxymoron

I see what you did there!!!!


Gir if you touch her downstairs I will give you £20.

[PropagandaClock]

rape her

rape. Her.
RAPE


RAPE HER


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