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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, March 31, 2008, 04:25:19 AM

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RoboDeath Clock

Markanian cares only for the gov't. My budget and shit:

Government Budget Details   $   %
Administration:    $16,573,653,532.80   100%
Social Welfare:    $0.00   0%
Healthcare:    $0.00   0%
Education:    $0.00   0%
Religion & Spirituality:    $0.00   0%
Defence:    $0.00   0%
Law & Order:    $0.00   0%
Commerce:    $0.00   0%
Public Transport:    $0.00   0%
The Environment:    $0.00   0%
Social Equality:    $0.00   0%

Domestic Statistics   Value
Government Category:    Corporate Bordello
Government Priority:    Religion & Spirituality(lolwut? im trying to get rid of it)
Economic Rating:    Very Strong
Civil Rights Rating:    Very Good
Political Freedoms:    Superb
Income Tax Rate:    5%
Major Industry:    Arms Manufacturing
National Animal:    bearcat
National Currency:    Markanian Dollar
Total Population:    6,000,000

National Economic Statistics   Value
Exchange Rate:    1.2269 Markanian Dollar = $1
Gross Domestic Product:    $107,357,132,098.30
GDP Per Capita:    $17,892.86
Unemployment Rate:    4.86%
Consumption:    $91,587,600,000.00
Government Budget:    $16,911,891,360.00
Govenment Expenditures:    $16,573,653,532.80
Government Waste:    $338,237,827.20
Exports:    $12,322,244,285.50
Imports:    $13,126,365,720.00
Trade Deficit:   ($804,121,434.50)
HURRR

OcarinaClock

Some 100% (1)                                            EconomyPercentage           Good 100% (1)                                                                                   
                              
                                         Political FreedomsPercentage           Outlawed 100% (1)                                 
                              
                                         UN CategoryPercentage           Father Knows Best State 100% (1)                                                                                   
                              
                                         Domestic StatisticsValue           Government Category: Father Knows Best State           Government Priority: Law & Order           Economic Rating: Good           Civil Rights Rating: Some           Political Freedoms: Outlawed           Income Tax Rate: 11%           Major Industry: Beef-Based Agriculture           National Animal: black           National Currency: black           Total Population: 12,000,000                                 
                              
                                                                                                            
                              
                                         Government Budget Details$%           Administration: $2,399,265,792.0020%           Social Welfare: $0.000%           Healthcare: $0.000%           Education: $0.000%           Religion & Spirituality: $0.000%           Defence: $2,399,265,792.0020%           Law & Order: $6,238,091,059.2052%           Commerce: $959,706,316.808%           Public Transport: $0.000%           The Environment: $0.000%           Social Equality: $0.000%                                 
                              
                                                                                                                                              
Yes!
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

patriotclock

Domestic Statistics   Value
Government Category:    Iron Fist Consumerists
Government Priority:    Defence
Economic Rating:    Good
Civil Rights Rating:    Rare
Political Freedoms:    Rare
Income Tax Rate:    28%
Major Industry:    Arms Manufacturing
National Animal:    clamel
National Currency:    butts
Total Population:    10,000,000
   



Government Budget Details   $   %
Administration:    $2,618,042,968.13   13%
Social Welfare:    $0.00   0%
Healthcare:    $1,812,491,285.63   9%
Education:    $2,215,267,126.88   11%
Religion & Spirituality:    $2,618,042,968.13   13%
Defence:    $5,437,473,856.88   27%
Law & Order:    $4,833,310,095.00   24%
Commerce:    $402,775,841.25   2%
Public Transport:    $0.00   0%
The Environment:    $0.00   0%
Social Equality:    $0.00   0%


SOCIAL EQUALITY 0 I LOVE IT

Marlin Clock

omestic Statistics   Value
Government Category:    Democratic Socialists
Government Priority:    Education
Economic Rating:    Fragile
Civil Rights Rating:    Good
Political Freedoms:    Average
Income Tax Rate:    42%
Major Industry:    Book Publishing
National Animal:    marlin
National Currency:    mazara
Total Population:    14,000,000
   

National Economic Statistics   Value
Exchange Rate:    20.8231 mazara = $1
Gross Domestic Product:    $13,044,228,608.96
GDP Per Capita:    $931.73
Unemployment Rate:    14.23%
Consumption:    $7,082,264,000.00
Government Budget:    $6,333,009,312.00
Govenment Expenditures:    $6,079,688,939.52
Government Waste:    $253,320,372.48
Exports:    $1,561,096,197.44
Imports:    $1,678,820,528.00
Trade Deficit:   ($117,724,330.56)


Government Budget Details   $   %
Administration:    $2,735,860,022.78   45%
Social Welfare:    $790,359,562.14   13%
Healthcare:    $790,359,562.14   13%
Education:    $1,398,328,456.09   23%
Religion & Spirituality:    $0.00   0%
Defence:    $0.00   0%
Law & Order:    $486,375,115.16   8%
Commerce:    $0.00   0%
Public Transport:    $0.00   0%
The Environment:    $0.00   0%
Social Equality:    $0.00   0%
   

Regional Economic Statistics   Value
Gross Regional Product:    $10,515,203,342,890.10
GRP Per Capita:    $12,917.94
Regional Population:    814,000,000
Regional Average GDP:    $223,727,730,699.79
Largest GDP:    UpdateClock ($5.71 trillion)
Smallest GDP:    Bunny Vikings ($763 million)
Largest GDP Per Capita:    Afternoon Tea Parties ($32,732)
Smallest GDP Per Capita:    Bunny Vikings ($84.73)
Largest Trade Surplus:    UpdateClock ($30.0 billion)
Largest Trade Deficit:    the Hotdog ($3.24 billion)
Regional Nation Count:    47

DWARFINATORclock

"You aren't going to listen to these whackjob Violetists, are you?" comments Larry King while leading a prayer group. "Human sacrifices! Surely we're too civilized to permit such barbaric practices! These lunatic fringe groups should be outlawed, their leaders should be executed!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Loki Clock

"This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister Roger McAlpin. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

SUCCESS.

GreyClock

Quote from: Supahdupa;1276108Larry King
Ahahaha.

# "Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Al Wu. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Too bad my tax rate is already 0%.

WrenchClock

it's funny how my "brother"'s name keeps changing every time i refresh the page. I stopped when i got to a name i liked: Billy Licorish

PirateClock

cool my economy went from fair to good!  the other 2 are still excellent.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

WrenchClock

QuoteIts compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
Haha awesome

Bigglesnoots

QuoteIts hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 322 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government
Haha awesome
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DWARFINATORclock

I'm about to kill freedom of speech.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Supahdupa;1276530I'm about to kill freedom of speech.
that's the spirit!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kaijuclock

i give alot of civil liberties, just not voting or religion, i want them to be happy, but not too happy, just happy enough to obey

RoboDeath Clock

i read through the FAQ and came across that we can do hostile takeovers of different regions and ban everyone by mass voting one of our own as head of the invaded region. so if we get enough Clocks doing this we could cause all out chaos on the site :D
HURRR

RabidClock

Quote from: Imperial Guard;1276666i read through the FAQ and came across that we can do hostile takeovers of different regions and ban everyone by mass voting one of our own as head of the invaded region. so if we get enough Clocks doing this we could cause all out chaos on the site :D

Yeah, but they have to be WA members.


RoboDeath Clock

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1276670Yeah, but they have to be WA members.
they dont have to be. theres the option to let WA members allow access to region options. but i doubt most places do that. im in the WA so mass vote me :P
HURRR

Bigglesnoots

Actually Dwarfinator talked about this about 10 pages ago. He's the one being mass-voted upon.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kaijuclock

Quote from: Imperial Guard;1276673they dont have to be. theres the option to let WA members allow access to region options. but i doubt most places do that. im in the WA so mass vote me :P
WA here too

RoboDeath Clock

Quote from: ÛṕÐÃ...ŤĕĆĻōĉ₭;1276679Actually Dwarfinator talked about this about 10 pages ago. He's the one being mass-voted upon.
doesnt matter who gets mass voted, we just need a large enough group to pull it off.
HURRR