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[Teapot]

Go to settings
give them your e-mail address
go to world assembly
click on apply to join
check your e-mail
click on the link in it
congrats you should be a WA member now

Weaboos, StrawberryClock, and Britanniaa have all sent Applications. Who should I mass vote with all three? I'm thinking STRAWBERRY CLAWK.

[Slash]

If your found out, they aren't going to be happy, the reason for this should be quite obvious.

[WrenchClock]

Teapot! You might get your nations deleted!
Nationstates said that if you enter more than one nation into the WA, your accounts can and will be deleted

[Teapot]

can and will be deleted

:(I'll use proxies from now on? ;<

Also one of the e-mails I used is ___Cheats@Yahoo.com LMFAO

[Hamsa Clock]

How is this different from Cyber Nations?

[Bigglesnoots]

How is this different from Cyber Nations?

you only solve issues.

[Hamsa Clock]

The Empire of Joshua A Norton I is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A healthy private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales industries.

Crime is moderate. Joshua A Norton I's national animal is the poo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the fart.

[Hamsa Clock]

Some bloke wants me to join his little cabal:
Dear Joshua

I would like to invite you to join the newly formed region of the Free Alliance of United States.
Although only new I have high hopes for this region. As such a fledgling government structure has just been established.

As such this is a great time for advancement by any ambitious nation. Currently our regional elections are just about to begin. I would encourage you to join us as you can have more greater influence in this new region then in a larger more establsihed one.

This region values freedom of expression above all else and as such you will have the opportunity to influence in what direction this region takes.

I am is to make this region into a great region and I hope you will help me to do this.

If so then:

- Click on my name
-Click on Free Alliance of United States
-THen click on 'move your nation to Free Alliance of United States

Your our welcome to visit our website at http://z9.invisionfree.com/FAOUS/index.php?act=idx

Please contact me with your decision.

Aaron

Join or tell him to bugger off?

EDIT: French folks too!

Friend, Comrade, Revolutionary,

I wish to extend to you a welcome to NationStates. As you become accustomed to the game, you will realize that it can be played at various levels of depth. I am here to inform you of a region that will allow you to take your gameplay to a new degree.

A new order is rising in the world of NationStates, a new order that will bring international autocracy to its destruction, a new order that values the sovereignty of every nation as a member of a democratic international community. A new era is beginning in the world of NationStates, a new era that will see the destruction of the violators of sovereignty, a new era that will allow every national leader to control his nation in a unique way, a new era that will end rule by the few and implement rule by ALL. All over the world, cries for revolution are ringing out! We must combine our efforts to overthrow and destroy the existing absolutist regimes and create a new order of all nations! Absolutism shall succumb to the power of the masses!

We at The New Revolution seek to secure this order for ourselves and for our future. But in the present, old, decaying, absolutist and pseudo-democratic orders cling to their power, unopposed by any significant powers of the world and blindly followed by new nations that lack the experience necessary to know they are being deceived. The forces of the old, absolutist world everywhere come into conflict with those of the new, revolutionary ideals. What were once great new orders corrupt into pathetic dictatorships. Action needs to be taken to ensure a worldwide revolution does transpire in the future. Thus is hereby instituted the vessel by which the Revolution will spread throughout the world, the region of The New Revolution. Within this new order, there will be no delusions of democracy through representation, but instead shall there be rule directly by a general assembly of all nations.

We are looking for nations that can show dedication to our new order to join us in our struggle. Our region features a Revolutionary military, an opportunity for the voices of all to be heard, the chance for anyone to form their own political coalitions and regional societies, and an offsite forum that takes gameplay to new dimensions and gives you your own personal government office. (If you do not want to register your email on the forum, a regional leader will gladly serve you by making you an account.)

Our society is not controlled by a single absolute ruler, nor is it controlled by an elected panel of repesentatives. Our region is controlled by a general assembly of all regional members called The International Assembly, in which you will gain membership and an opportunity to make regional decisions and guide regional policy. We also have a regional constitution, the Revolutionary Charter, that guarantees that your rights, sovereignty, and influence can never be taken from you.

I recommend to you to become a part of our new world order, and help to spread the Revolution to all parts of the NS world. To join the Revolution:

1) Click on “The Republic of The French Revolution” in the menu bar to the left
2) Click on “The New Revolution” near the top left of the display nation screen
3) Click on “Like What You See? Move [Your Nation] to The New Revolution Today!”
4) Congratulations! You are now a member of The New Revolution! Now create an account on our regional forum or contact our founder to have him create you an account.

If you have any questions about general gameplay, I will be glad to answer it for you. Just send me a telegram containing your query.

Hope to see you in our region!

"Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort!"
"Liberty, equality, fraternity, or death!"

[BoomStick Clock]

Deny all, join the car batteries.

[Hamsa Clock]

They won't stop with these meddlesome telegrams. Should I just tell them to go hell? Circle jerk themselves?

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

Should I just tell them to go hell? Circle jerk themselves?

yes!

[Hamsa Clock]

"I have no interest in joining your neo-Nazi organizations. Now take your Circle-Jerking circle out of my telegram box you vile mongrel cock mongler pig whore."

Any suggestions?

EDIT: Joined the Union of Car Batteries.

[GreyClock]

I said the whorehouses give the governement a cut of the profits, I didn't say they cut spending.

You didn't say either, but I assumed cost cut because the proper economic term for what you mean would be profit share.

Anyways let's see what it brought Dwarfinator.

Tax: 6% to 10%

Government budget:
+9 billion to healthcare.
+8 billion to law and order.

GDP per capita: slightly down
Consumption: +30 billion
Government budget: oops +30 billion as well

[OcarinaClock]

Woohoo just joined the WA.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force.

hahahahahahah

[Slash]

Issue For pandemonia and Dread:

Workers across the nation have gone out on indefinite strike over what they claim are substandard wages in the Gambling industry.

I choose:

We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative Jennifer Mombota. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot

No way you strikers are getting it your way, I'm not your bitch

Issue for Reisen Udongein Inaba:

A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws

I choose

"I agree," mused sociology professor Konrad Mombota. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."

Get naked, wether you like it or not, haha

[DWARFINATORclock]

You didn't say either, but I assumed cost cut because the proper economic term for what you mean would be profit share.

Anyways let's see what it brought Dwarfinator.

Tax: 6% to 10%

Government budget:
+9 billion to healthcare.
+8 billion to law and order.

GDP per capita: slightly down
Consumption: +30 billion
Government budget: oops +30 billion as well

How do you know this? Also my tax is 16%.

[RoboDeath Clock]

we need more people playing this >:C

[salmonberryclock]

17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sapwana, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
yay!

[GreyClock]

How do you know this? Also my tax is 16%.

At the time of posting it was 10%.

I found out by comparing data from NSDossier and NSEconomy. Apparently the latter had a convenient server lag that day, causing it to show the data of the day before. It doesn't anymore, though.

Hey Update, thanks for still choosing the same option as DWARFINATOR, even though I have proven the negative consequences. My population is 1/10 of yours, yet my GDP is 1/6 and my consumption 1/2.5. Whoops!