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SpongeClock SquarePants

im getting a bit bored with this.

AlbinoClock

I like it. It's something to do once a day when I think about it and I get to watch my country evolve. It's fun. I have jousting and cheese exports now.

oh also

DWARFINATORclock

Largest Trade Deficit:     Oggzland ($9.67 billion)


Hahaha, and I thought mine was bad.

BunnyClock


SpongeClock SquarePants

niks persoonlijks, maar ik ken je soort

Parchment

#405
Alright, my nation is currently:  5 hours old

http://www.nationstates.net/61647/nation=Tacky_Furniture

The Rogue Nation of Tacky Furniture is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.


 The small, corrupt, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Book Publishing.


  Crime  is a serious problem. Tacky Furniture's national animal is the Mountain Dew Can and its currency is the Cooked Taco.


I've already joined the Union of Car Batteries.

crock pot pot roadt

Cash for Colons?
Harry Potter Censorship?
Should Democracy Be Compulsory?
 
 
YES OR NO

OcarinaClock

Quote from: AshTrayClock;1283237Cash for Colons?

 
YES OR NO

NO.  Never give your people anything.  MAKE THEM SUFFER.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

crock pot pot roadt

Quote from: Ogre;1283238NO. Never give your people anything. MAKE THEM SUFFER.

Dictatorship of Old Internet Fads is now making its citizens suffer.

crock pot pot roadt

Harry Potter Censorship Row

 
Teachers union President George W. Mombota says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."
 
or
 
"I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Jack Gutenberg. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."
 
I cant decide.

OcarinaClock

Quote from: AshTrayClock;1283239Dictatorship of Old Internet Fads is now making its citizens suffer.


Atta boy.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Kombucha

The Republic of Super Queers is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its quiet, industrious population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Crime is relatively low. Super Queers's national animal is the hairy homeless guy and its currency is the teef.

SwirlberryClock


Slash

Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1283304http://www.nationstates.net/daewi

hey...when i world asembuly?

Quote from: Reisen;1277917Go to settings
give them your e-mail address
go to world assembly
click on apply to join
check your e-mail
click on the link in it
congrats you should be a WA member now


that's when.

SwirlberryClock

Quote from: Reisen;1283305that's when.

Wow, I feel even more important than I did before!

SpongeClock SquarePants

I want to ban ugly people in real life

RoboDeath Clock

The Dominion of Markanian is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The small government concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 12%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Internets each year, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the Slowpoke is a protected species. Crime is totally unknown. Markanian's national animal is the Slowpoke and its currency is the Internet.

Markanian is ranked 26th in the region and 48,981st in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.
HURRR

GreyClock

So, Dwarfinator, what happened?

GreyClock


Bigglesnoots

Quote from: GreyClock;1287771http://www.nationstates2.com/
QuoteThanks!

             We'll be in touch with updates.
if we all join NS2 when it launches, and stay on it, we'll be dominating
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.